How do I make an Asian girl fall in love with me?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

They’re the only girls I have a chance with. To them my penis is at least smaller than average.

 

[Rozzy]

Shower and wipe your butt more often.

 

[JethroTullamore]

If the porn I’ve seen online tells me anything, than you gotta puke on them, tie them up, suffocate them until near death, than feed them a ton of laxatives, take them to a swimming pool and tickle them until they shit.

That’s just the first date though.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Why are you always talking about dicks lol. It's been like 3 threads with you.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Why are you always talking about dicks lol. It's been like 3 threads with you.

No kink shaming bruh

 

[JethroTullamore]

Why are you always talking about dicks lol. It's been like 3 threads with you.

It’s better than shits.

 

[YE24]

No kink shaming bruh

No, kink shaming, bruh.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I'm sure that there's a poor place in Asia like the Philippines where you can make an Asian girl fall in love with you by buying her, getting a visa and marrying her.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I'm sure that there's a poor place in Asia like the Philippines where you can make an Asian girl fall in love with you by buying her, getting a visa and marrying her.

this. have a decent job in the u.s. and just buy a filipina woman. that's the easiest way.

 

[Cake Farts]

Be white

 

[Catler]

With you? I don't know how to do the impossible. No one wants someone who smells like poo all the time.

I've managed to do this with an asian guy, but then again I'm not you.

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm sure that there's a poor place in Asia like the Philippines where you can make an Asian girl fall in love with you by buying her, getting a visa and marrying her.

I actually knew someone who did that. Slave wife became "Americanized," rebelled and eventually left him over the course of around 15 years.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I actually knew someone who did that. Slave wife became "Americanized," rebelled and eventually left him over the course of around 15 years.

Hey, never said it would be permanent. 15 years with Asian gf is better than 0 years with Asian gf. Specially if you are or look like @Bargain Bin Laden.

 

[NerdShamer]

Hey, never said it would be permanent. 15 years with Asian gf is better than 0 years with Asian gf. Specially if you are or look like @Bargain Bin Laden.

Well, in all fairness, he had an child with her, so there's that.

 

[MrTroll]

Shower and wipe your butt more often.

Fuck that. That's always how it is with Asians. First you start showering and wiping your butt for them, then the next thing you know the little pricks are forcibly marching you and 75,000 of your fellow POW's through 60 miles of Philippine jungle and rice paddies.

 

[timewave0]

Step 1: go to jungle asian country
Step 2: offer access to clean drinking water

 

[Epoch]

stop posting on Q&A

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Did you try helping her fulfill her dream of being an actress by making an indie flick with her in the lead role, all the while letting your (albeit embarrassing) earnestness shine through your efforts as producer?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

According to Jim, just be more racist than her.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Why not just broaden your horizons to a gf in general? The widest net catches the most fish as the saying goes