Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[toilet_rainbow]

Is TikTok the new QVC? I'm asking this honestly, because I'm just not that familiar with it-- but it sounds like a lot of the content involves promoting "viral" products (?). If she's essentially watching munchie content, doomsday stuff, and commercials on TikTok, then she needs to delete it and get back on Twitter instead for our amusement for her mental health

It's possible to curate your "for you" page to specific types of content. So while the genres you mentioned are very common, a user can reduce their exposure to them. Methods include following different genres, blocking tags, etc. In Polissa's case, it appears that she gravitates to these videos so she's following people that make those videos, the tags themselves, etc. She likes this crap.

I don't have any consoomerism based content tonight, but I do have more munchie and doomposting Polissa. Oh, and cats.

First is more proof that Polissa is convinced that The Handmaid's Tale's storyline is underway in real life. It's a sit and nod, so no transcription needed.

Comments from similar minded people:



Next is Polissa reacting to inspiration porn:

Spoiler: Polissa can only describe people as beautiful

*video begins with a clip about a girl who got a kidney transplant at age five singing*

*jump cut to Polissa* Hey, y'all. Go watch that video! Go follow that beautiful creator! [I have noticed that like how Trump calls everyone he likes "great guy," Polissa will call people that don't piss her off "beautiful"] And then come back! *pause* And then make sure you watch that video in its entirety! *gasp* And then come back!

*lip smack* Okay. *gasp* That little girl is absolutely phenomenal! *gasp* That teacher *pause* is one of the best teachers! I have seen on TikTok! She is beautiful!

*gasp* Those two have inspired me! *long pause* I have shared in the past that I frequently lose my voice! I also have asthma! And right now I sound really really rough! [she doesn't sound as Bobby Hill-like as she did over the holidays] There are whole notes missing from my register! And it hurts!

I feel at times when I'm trying to sing, I have a *pause* hand, a vice grip on my vocal cords! And it's cutting off my ability to sing! *gasp* I have lost my confidence... It hasn't been here! I haven't really sang *pause* but one time, since I left church! *shakes head* I sing all the time! Now I'll hum and sing when people aren't home or around! [so she meant public singing, not singing period] *pause* But I sound rough! [her voice is starting to sound like a smoker's. may be time to lay off on the medicine]

I have lost my voice! *deep gasp* But I want to get back! *pause* And I want to find that confidence I used to have when I sang! I miss it! I really miss it, y'all!

So, *gasp* that's all I have to say! Was *loud Facebook Messenger notification beep* beautiful, beautiful, beautiful teacher! *gasp* Beautiful young student! *gasp* You're gonna go so far with that voice, baby! That's all I have to say!

Then there's Polissa claiming that she is an independent woman that will survive any apocalypse and live to 150 courtesy of "modern technology"

Spoiler: polissa thinks women who commit suicide during war are weak

*lol the piano music*

There's a trend... Um... I don't like it. *gasp* There's a trend and I don't have to like it, but I can say something about it! Because younger women are watching!

*long pause* *tongue click* So! I'm seeing a trend saying if the end of the world comes, if the end of the times comes, if the apocalypse comes, *gasp* the the women will gather hand in hand and walk into the sunset right off a cliff and unalive themselves! As an act of solidarity and a big F U to men! *gasp* To men who do atrocious things and atrocious times! Going off what's happened to women in the past with war! Which has always happened to women in times of war! And I guess in times of war there's always women that give up right away! [uhhh holy shit, I already knew you hated other women Polissa]

*gasp* But um, where are the women at, who um, *deep breath* have watched one too many episodes of The Walking Dead, *gasp* or, have watched one too many horror movies and know how to handle themselves! [ah yes, I'm such a fan of that survivalist trainer Freddy Kruger. Got burned so bad that people thought he died! Look at him now! And such a wicked sense of humor, too!] *gasp* Where are the women at, who were the last of the latch key kids? *tongue click* Where are the women at, that were left alone way too much through their childhood? *points* Where are the women at, that are good at hiding?

See, myself, *gasp* the first time my dad was caught leaving me alone, I was nine months old! [And that was when Chucky taught me how to use the stove when he wasn't trying to possess my body] And every time my mom would go to work after the age of four, when I was four years old, he would leave and go and do whatever he was gonna do! [and she watched Disney movies all day by her own account] Until she would get close to having to get off work! And then he'd come home! And no one knew that I was being left home alone unsupervised! He also taught me how to shoot a gun at the age of seven! And I'm a damn good shot!

*clutches chest* *lip smack* So, um, I will not be rolling over and showing my belly and just going with the flow of jumping off cliff! No baby, I intend of living to the great old age of 150! Because modern technology first off, will make it happen before this ever happens! [we can't even get people to reach age 122 save for one person, and she thinks she'll make it to 150? And the people that live into their 110s are almost always in excellent health until right before death. She's high, she has to be. She's getting a smug Blanche voice as she's saying this part.] Two, if I ever do age to the 150 mark, I have ever planned to walk into the woods and join nature as nature intended! No one will have to bury me! [especially not Joh, who is in even worse shape than Polissa] I find the thought peaceful!

*pause* Who knows? There'll be legends of the uh, forest witch! The uh, old woman who just walked into the night after living through the horrors of mankind! To join nature! In peace! [well that's a way to cope with reality]

Finally, the aformented cat video. I don't know which cats these are.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Those kinds of dresses ACKSHULLY look pretty on women who aren't morbidly obese. Amazing how something can look cute rather than a ham cosplaying a character from The Handmaid's Tale or Little Lulu.

 

[glass_houses]

Those kinds of dresses ACKSHULLY look pretty on women who aren't morbidly obese. Amazing how something can look cute rather than a ham cosplaying a character from The Handmaid's Tale or Little Lulu.

They look really weird to me. They're not styles that are seen in my country. Bodices, sleeves and collars in dresses here are usually minimal because of the heat, and we don't have the Christian movements espousing modesty that America does.

That said, given that we slavishly copy everything that America does no matter how stupid or outdated, I wouldn't be surprised to see that style of dress in the next year or two. I suppose that the sleeves and collars would give some protection from the sun, so there's that.

 

[LonesomeDud]

They look really weird to me. They're not styles that are seen in my country. Bodices, sleeves and collars in dresses here are usually minimal because of the heat, and we don't have the Christian movements espousing modesty that America does.

That said, given that we slavishly copy everything that America does no matter how stupid or outdated, I wouldn't be surprised to see that style of dress in the next year or two. I suppose that the sleeves and collars would give some protection from the sun, so there's that.

I understand not wanting so much fabric when it's hot, but I appreciate how you said, "These aren't to my taste," without following it up with, "And that's how I knew the dresses hated the gender spectrum!"

 

[Goatchoker]

Those dresses give off uninspired cottage core. I’d be curious to see what they look like on someone not a land whale. Fuck all I want is non crop tops but target seems to think that’s what we want. I really would love for TikTok to just go away lol

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Those dresses give off uninspired cottage core. I’d be curious to see what they look like on someone not a land whale. Fuck all I want is non crop tops but target seems to think that’s what we want. I really would love for TikTok to just go away lol

I've seen even more conservative/old fashioned dresses in the flesh recently. I would've barely batted an eye at those. But I guess someone that watched way too much Handmaid's Tale saw something. It's out of proportion, regardless.

Polissa posted a lot last night. I'll try to squeeze in a transcript or two later. Most of these don't even need one, anyway.

First was a response to a comment to her "women who commit suicide during war are weak" video

(this is a very condensating tone Blanche video)

Spoiler: polissa is a strong, sensual woman

*gasp* *reads comment* "You have fun with that. Why live through the horrors of mankind?"

*tongue click* Sweetheart, we have been living through the horrors of mankind our entire life! Just because it didn't affect you at the point time doesn't mean that horrors haven't happened! *deep gasp* Look what's happening in Iran to the women right now! Look what happens to women every single day right here in our own country! I myself have been raped twice! *pause* Not a competition!

But why should I lay down and roll over and give up my life, just because horrible people exist and horrible people do horrible things at the moment in time? And I can heal through anything! My history has taught me that! I am strong! *gasp* Not because I have been through things! But because I am!

She was into period talk discourse tonight. The first video is a sit and nod, the other two are response videos.

If you ever wanted to know when Polissa started her period, it was when she was 11. There. That's the video.

Long version:

Spoiler: polissa butts into a conversation that was already handled tactfully

*video starts with another creator telling an asshole commenter claiming that sixth graders don't get periods that he's out of bounds*

*jump cut to Polissa* Yes, you're completely out of bounds! But I'll answer your question! *deep breath* I was in sixth grade when I started my cycle at the age of eleven! *gasp* My mother and my grandmother were both nine! *deep breath* Which put them in fourth grade! *gasp* So, before you open your mouth and say things that you don't know, *gasp* maybe you should open google, type in a question, and see what comes back first!

Spoiler: only teachers know how to teach sex ed

*reads comment* "Parents can talk to their daughters about their menstrual cycle. No need for schools to do so..."

*switches to condensating Blanche mode from here*

*lip smack* Miss amazontrimms, are you serious? Your picture is of a woman! And as a woman, I would think that you know by now that there are a lot of children up there, that their parents are never going to have that discussion with them! *gasp* They either are *pause* woefully uninformed, They are embarrassed of the topics! And can't even say the words, the medical terms! They refuse to do it because they just, they resent having a daughter, period!

And yes, there are a lot of people that resent having daughters! *gasp* I actually went to school with one! Her daddy dressed her up like a boy! Cut her hair off like a mushroom! So don't give me "it's not there!" She was also one that was traumatized! She didn't know anything that was going on!

*long pause* *there's mechanical noise in the background* There's so many *pause* girls! Would not have access to the education needed to know about their own bodies! If it was not for the school systems! *gasp* In fifth grade, they divided the girls from the boys, and we watched a video! About our bodies, what we go through! And yeah, it was embarrassing!

*gasp* But I am so glad I went through that class now! *gasp* Because it prepared me even more than what my mom was able to! And my mom had the discussion with me right around the age of seven and a half! Because she did not want me caught unaware, like she had been at the age of nine! And my grandmother had been at the age of nine!

See, people find it embarrassing to talk about this! They can't even say the word menstruation! [which Polissa pronounces as "menstration"] Some turn blood red and *stammers* flush at the *gasp* word of period!

*long pause* So come on! *clap* Who better to educate children about biology [which Polissa pronounces as "biahlogy"] *gasp* than teachers? [It's Alabama, good luck getting sex ed that's not abstinence sex ed similar to what's shown in Mean Girls]

I admittedly haven't listened to this one yet, but it appears to be about debt going by the original video. I'll correct the context if I'm wrong.

Edit: I was right, it's about that and money management. She's furious at a Dave Ramsey type dude giving a guy with thousands of dollars in "high interest debt" the suggestion of cutting subscriptions to save money/have more money to pay towards debt. Polissa doesn't understand that she may be content with her debt but most people aren't.

Spoiler: pissa angy over the idea of paying down debt

*video begins with a man asking why someone offscreen has a Netflix subscription when he has $8000 in high interest debt*

*jump cut to Polissa* *there is a pause as we hear feedback* *lip smack* People like him have never once known what it was like to be poor!

*gasp* Poor people watch TV! Poor people have Netflix! We don't give a care! Not one! What you think about what we do and do not buy with our own money! No one tells you what to do! Don't be telling me what to do! [the video wasn't even about her]

So what if I got debt?! [it cost her a CareCredit card that could've helped with vet care, for one] You think I care?! No! *gasp* Because the system is rigged and I don't care anymore! I don't! It's done, it's over! I'm almost 40, I don't own anything! The system was set up to make sure that the majority of my generation never will own anything! [while I don't believe that I will retire, I have definitely seen plenty of gen x/millennials buy houses. Now whether they'll ever own them outright...] So why should I care about my debts, and the fact that I have Netflix?!

*gasp* You need to have a serious life check! Because you are living in a delusion, thinking easily crumble! *points* I used to live in that delusion when I worked for the bank! I thought I was [unintelligible], just I thought I had it going on! Set, right?!

NO! *long pause* *finger wag* Your life can crumble at any moment, just like *snap* that! [methinks Polissa didn't really save anything when she was working, not even an emergency fund]

So why should you chase your tail, and not enjoy the tiny $20 things in life?! [it's one banana, Michael, what could it cost?] Twenty dollar or less things in life! *gasp* They're not gonna change a difference in anything you have! *head shake* Not one bit! *gasp*
Twenty dollars will be eaten by interest if you were to apply it to anything!

So don't give me that bullcrap! Go and take that somewhere else!

Finally, here are two Polissa shitposts. First is more lip syncing, and the second is Polissa attempting a song challenge. Strangely, the latter one got deleted soon after I archived it.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Whew, haven't visited here in a minute and what do I find, but the DELICIOUS sight that is Pissa attempting to cry like a real person.
Good grief, it's like an alien watching humans then attempting to copy the emotion. It's all wrong. Her face seems to do the actions correctly, but there's something missing. Most odd.

Regardless, her apparent distress (no doubt induced by imagining a world without Mello Yello) has caused me much mirth.
Ditto the revelation about the 'exercise equipment'. All I ask is that there is video evidence. Please let there be video evidence.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She looks like a disgusting fat cow who doesn't take care of herself, but she's not sick enough to require disability payments. If she can shitpost online 20+ hours a day she can absolutely work a white collar office job.

People like Polly seem to be given disability because it's the most cost effective way to keep her out of polite sociey. She gets under $1,500 a month in gimmes. She would make more working a minimum wage job... but why should people at the minimum wage job have to put up with her? Polly would choose to not pull her weight. There would be constant excuses, lies and hissy fits. Her coworkers would have to compensate for her. She's a surly, stupid, rude cunt. People paying money shouldn't have to deal with some fat mouthy pig when they just want whatever menial service she's providing. Someone like Polly has no function in this world. She's physically incabable and repulsive. She's smelly and poorly socialized. She's full on unintelligent. Could she work? Absolutely. But honestly, just keep throwing taxpayer pennies at her to buy her sodium bombs. If she's lazy and pathetic enough she'd live the way she does, rather than work and provide a life worth living for herself, fuck it. She'll have eaten herself to death before 50 anyway.

 

[Goatchoker]

Y’all ever notice the fatter they are, the quicker their period comes? I can with her TikTok’s lately lmdao she’s so insufferable.

 

[Grim Snark]

Fun fact: girls are hitting puberty sooner. The average age for a girl to get her period is now around 12 years old, so right around 7th grade in the US. It's becoming more common as time marches on. But @Goatchoker is right, the fatter you are the sooner it comes. Kinda horrifying article about it.

 

[scumfuck]

I actually agree with Polissa about this. Now, I'm not a woman (and therefore my take may be stupid) but I can also recognize that girls experience this at different ages so restricting talk about it is kinda retarded. Puberty and growing pains overall are embarrassing and if their parents aren't comfortable talking about it then somebody needs to. I wouldn't put this on the same level as tranny grooming in classes. Unless of course the teacher is Yaniv lol.

 

[Dnein]

Fun fact: girls are hitting puberty sooner. The average age for a girl to get her period is now around 12 years old, so right around 7th grade in the US. It's becoming more common as time marches on. But @Goatchoker is right, the fatter you are the sooner it comes. Kinda horrifying article about it.

Plenty of girls start it earlier at a normal weight. Variable as fuck and sometimes you get shit luck (friend group had normal sized 9 year old cursed by hormonal fate). Fat definitely correlates, and it's such a disturbing thing to see how it effects these kids. Those obese girls will not really see too many predictable, consistent cycles due to globally fucked hormones and a spike in breast cancer risks. Add it to the list of reasons parents are abusive for overfeeding, alongside knock knees, tonsil deformities, etc.

Historical numbers were probably skewed a little higher due to actual starvation as well. 16 in the 1850s is pretty extreme. Being underweight will fuck up menarche faster, you have to crank it up to obese to really see disruption without some underlying issue.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Early menarche happens for all sorts of reasons, as other posters have pointed out. I'm by no means a fat fuck and I started menstruating at 8. But lets be real here, no matter what other epigenetic or whatever crap Polissa had going on, hers definitely started early because she's a hamplanet.

Her PCOS is worse because she's a hamplanet. Her fertility was (thank godbear) worse because she's a hamplanet. Her ability to heal from her elective hysterectomy was impaired because she's a hamplanet. Her fertility and endocrine system in general were/are fucked because she's a hamplanet

Her whole life is markedly worse. Because she's a hamplanet.

 

[stupid frog]

Is TikTok the new QVC? I'm asking this honestly, because I'm just not that familiar with it-- but it sounds like a lot of the content involves promoting "viral" products (?).

The association you're looking for, is influencers are the new QVC. And they are all over Tiktok.
A lot of what they shill is just shit from China, at least shopping networks are "real" items (or were).

 

[MetalParakeet]

I bought a skip rope for cardio and man, that shit isn't for the light of heart. Not only is it rougher on the joints than most would expect cause they remember doing it as spry kids, but you need space.

Is pissa gonna go outside and jump rope? God I hope she gives her neighbors a show. She will manage 3 (if she can get that many without tripping), feel like a fool and never touch it again

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

*video begins with a man asking why someone offscreen has a Netflix subscription when he has $8000 in high interest debt*

*jump cut to Polissa* *there is a pause as we hear feedback* *lip smack* People like him have never once known what it was like to be poor!

*gasp* Poor people watch TV! Poor people have Netflix! We don't give a care! Not one! What you think about what we do and do not buy with our own money! No one tells you what to do! Don't be telling me what to do! [the video wasn't even about her]

So what if I got debt?! [it cost her a CareCredit card that could've helped with vet care, for one] You think I care?! No! *gasp* Because the system is rigged and I don't care anymore! I don't! It's done, it's over! I'm almost 40, I don't own anything! The system was set up to make sure that the majority of my generation never will own anything! [while I don't believe that I will retire, I have definitely seen plenty of gen x/millennials buy houses. Now whether they'll ever own them outright...] So why should I care about my debts, and the fact that I have Netflix?!

If you're publicly begging for additional money, people are naturally going to comment on what you're spending it on. Absolutely poor people deserve to have the occasional treat, but if you're looking for advice on how to get out from under debt, cutting every possible discretionary purchase you have is a good way to go. This is how the vast majority of people budget: they cut down on luxuries during hard times, and they might even do it to save up for one big luxury like a vacation. Polissa cannot imagine going even a second without her little treats. Her problems wouldn't be solved with anything less than crazy billionaire money, because she consumes more money than she has every month. If you dare to offer her anything like sane advice like "maybe you shouldn't buy magic rocks while you're begging for emergency surgery for your cat" she explodes and accuses you of hating poor people.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

If she's essentially watching munchie content, doomsday stuff, and commercials on TikTok, then she needs to delete it and get back on Twitter instead for our amusement for her mental health.

Just as advice, I highly suggest becoming more aware of your own social media consumption habits for this reason (it also helps for opsec/privacy). Only ever use your real/regular social media for benign/wholesome content (mine is mostly art and cute animals these days lol) and browse the more controversial/political stuff in incognito mode and on alternate accounts when necessary (although none is better if you can avoid it). This keeps it so that you have to look up things on purpose to see them, so you have a level of control over your exposure.


Also, she just did a ridiculous video freaking out about soda and candy (feat red 40) where she sounds like fucking manic lmao.

Spoiler: Transcript

So I just got back from the Dollar General with my mom and I had to go pick up some drinks for Joh for the next few days and just get a few snacks, little things.

Anyways, so I found a couple of new things and I'm really excited because of anyone's been following me for any length of time, I remember me mentioning a while back that red 40 makes me really sick. And it took a while to figure it out, but when I finally figured it out I haven't had red 40 since, unless it was an accidental dose which has happened and that was not fun. Um so when I find things that don't have red 40 it makes me really really really excited... like right now I'm really excited so here it is!!! jesus, I can't think of anything i eat that DOES contain red 40. Just eat fucking normal people food cooked at home instead of ultra processed garbage.

*holds up bottle* Dr. Pepper Strawberries and Cream. Yall... no red 40. *whispers* it is almost better than the original Dr. Pepper. You know that reap harsh like burpy, gassy feeling you get after you drink Dr. Pepper? There's none of that. It feels like smooth going down. i assume this crap is less carbonated than the usual, which probably makes it disgustingly sweet, since bubbles can cut the sweetness a bit. @toilet_rainbow tried Mello Yello for science a while back and said it was nauseatingly sweet.

It's actually like really really really good.

Um so yeah there was another thing I got. I found gummy bears. Black Forest gummy bears. They do not have red (lol "fred") 40 and *squeals* Black Forest gummy worms!!!! I'm so excited!!! Neither of these have red (lol "read") 40 so they're safe for me to eat and there's no glue...uh they're gluten free, they're completely fat free, very low on carbs. why are you mentioning this right after sperging about soda which is pure sugar? Lmao

These are things I can actually consume without getting sick. I really wonder how she's able to delineate between like, red 40 soda and all the other garbage that she shovels in. If she's really that sick, why does red 40 make such a huge difference and why can't she figure out that eating all this other processed garbage 24/7 is contributing to her shit health? It's baffling

So... makes me happy!

 

[choccy milk]

The association you're looking for, is influencers are the new QVC. And they are all over Tiktok.
A lot of what they shill is just shit from China, at least shopping networks are "real" items (or were).

Not only that, but most influencers do their shilling through Amazon affiliate links, and apparently these links work in such a way that even if you don't buy the exact product they link, Amazon will give them a commission off ANYTHING you purchase within 24 hours of clicking their link. So they really don't even have to be discerning with the products they shill, or the quality, because they're not even concerned with getting you to buy THAT product in particular.

 

[scumfuck]

How are her teeth not rotted out of her skull? She's not losing those "1 or 2 inches" off her waist to use that garbage weighted hula hoop any time soon if she's eating gummy bears and worms by the bagful. Maybe try trailmix or something? Losing weight and being healthy isn't easy lol. How about you drink some water and take a walk around your neighborhood with your dog instead of consooming junk all the time.

 

[a hapless toad]

uh they're gluten free, they're completely fat free, very low on carbs.

A serving size is 9 gummy bears or 3 gummy worms and each serving has 22/24 grams of carbs, 15/13 grams of which are sugar.

That's not very low carb no matter what sort of diet or eating "lifestyle" you adhere to, especially not when you know Pissa is going to eat the entire bag (which is 7 servings, 154/168 grams of carbs, and over 100 grams - a half CUP - of sugar).