Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 293 45.2%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 355 54.8%

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That Mario Badescu spray will ruin her skin lol, its been shown to thin facial skin.
Good luck tuna
exactly what I was thinking. at best, it's absolutely useless beyond being a nice smelling water spray with some oil in it. at worst, it'll make her greasy, oily, spotty, nasty face even more gruesome, especially since we know the only other thing she does for her skin is smear about forty layers of a dozen different moisturisers on top of her cakey makeup.

even beyond that, I don't know why she's still so obsessed with MB (or at least it seems that way considering it pops up in every 'haul' she shows off). it was a trend in skincare a good few years ago at this point, but it died off relatively quickly. I guess it's because MB is notoriously pretty easy to swipe as long as you can get the stickers or whatever off? that was the case where I used to work, anyway
 
MB is probably still popular because it’s relatively cheap, and usually has a sale going on at ULTA. Luna has swiped stuff from ULTA multiple times and admitted it. They also spread bottles of it all over the store, and close to the register, so it would be easy to take.

I know people who used it to dampen their eyeshadow brushes for shimmer shades, before they applied it. But let’s be honest, Luna isn’t being that extra with her makeup. We’ve seen it before.
 
Luna has really fallen off in the last couple months but damn if she ain’t chunked up. Lay off the pot and Little Debbie’s, girl! She’s got that Chantal look where her face is so fat that her nose and eyes look smaller. Plus that chooonky ass hand. Oh lawd she chonky.

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Luna has really fallen off in the last couple months but damn if she ain’t chunked up. Lay off the pot and Little Debbie’s, girl! She’s got that Chantal look where her face is so fat that her nose and eyes look smaller. Plus that chooonky ass hand. Oh lawd she chonky.

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This gives away her filter abuse. And lol @ the fattoo flexing again.
 
Luna has really fallen off in the last couple months but damn if she ain’t chunked up. Lay off the pot and Little Debbie’s, girl! She’s got that Chantal look where her face is so fat that her nose and eyes look smaller. Plus that chooonky ass hand. Oh lawd she chonky.

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Luna, gorl, anachans lose weight, not gain. You look like a linebacker with those big ass man hands.
 
Luna, gorl, anachans lose weight, not gain. You look like a linebacker with those big ass man hands.
With all the extra weight she’s put on I’m almost ready to believe she switched to methadone from heroin. Then again the fact she’s managed to stay fat while being a junkie has always mystified me. Hard to tell what more weight gain means with her because of that, but generally an extra 20-30 lbs points to less drugs and more food.
 
Luna has really fallen off in the last couple months but damn if she ain’t chunked up. Lay off the pot and Little Debbie’s, girl! She’s got that Chantal look where her face is so fat that her nose and eyes look smaller. Plus that chooonky ass hand. Oh lawd she chonky.

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Christ. She looks like Drop Dead Fred after he got his head squashed in the fridge.
 
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This threads so quite lately, has Tuna finally overdosed on heroin succumbed to her horrible, very serious case of anorexia ?
She's been very boring. Same cycle: crying about her therapist when they try to taper her benzos ; be assigned yet another charity therapist because the last one gave her SAD; go inpatient to try and get off skag again; new therapist is THE BEST; go outpatient; be upset that the outpatient groups aren't a captive audience who worship Luna and tell her she's a skinny, beautiful fashion icon; therapist starts a med taper; repeat.

She and Lurch are living in a rooming house where Luna calls everyone else a crackhead, while Matthew goes on meth binges every time she goes inpatient.

Edit: adding some pics for reference. Matthew's man boobs are coming on nicely; Luna's fatter than ever and her hair is a mess; and she published her list of current diagnoses. She tried and failed to block out "cellulitis" because she's an anachan who can't possibly be suffering from infected chub rub. Nite that her junkie abcess is listed separately from the cellulitis Dx.
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