Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Associate Rick]

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I'd say he's minimally 280, and that's because he probably has less muscle mass than the average man

He's Francis Ford Coprophiliac on the set of Guntpocalype Now.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

I'd say he's minimally 280

he admits to 275lbs on his reddit as of 2021, so considering his history of lying probably around 300lbs

link - arvhie

you can use this site to search his reddit activity on his four known accounts at once

 

[internet friend]

he admits to 275lbs on his reddit as of 2021, so considering his history of lying probably around 300lbs
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link - arvhie

you can use this site to search his reddit activity on his four known accounts at once

Shoulders like a linebacker

Nigger you're no fucking linebacker. You look more like the football itself rather than anyone playing.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Nigger you're no fucking linebacker. You look more like the football itself rather than anyone playing.

He played back in jr. high. Well, he was repeatedly raped by the team as a teambuilding exercise. That counts, right? That and all the fat paddling.

 

[Cyborg Braphog]

Hahahahahaha

 

[AnOminous]

Shane is such an opsec genius that when trolls start harrassing him online he willingly tells them he was raped in the ass with a butterknife.

I just can't fathom this level of intelligence.

He expects us to fear him as a badass.

Meanwhile he also admits he got buggered with a butter knife.

Lmao.

Do your worst, buggered butter knife catamite.

 

[Johnny Salami]

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Hahahahahaha

Good lord those poor knees

 

[Mr Moonface]

Added the marriage/divorce papers to the OP, as well as a note cautioning people that there is more than one creepy Shane Nokes on the internet and to make sure that they have the right one.

Also, remember that "medical practice" that he left a bad review for?



Turns out it's a homeless shelter:

https://ougm.org/about-us/our-history/

That's right. Mr. Bigshot goes to a homeless shelter for healthcare. All of that info was added to the OP as well.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'd rather be toothless than listen to one more hurtful comment about my fat-strangled heart and corpulence!

 

[Maude Snew]

He played back in jr. high. Well, he was repeatedly raped by the team as a teambuilding exercise. That counts, right? That and all the fat paddling.

They called him touchdowns not because of football but because he's retarded.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

User NoBaconEggCheese on the owen farms claims he contacted the Microsoft Alumni organisation to inform them of the gravy seal name dropping them to give legitimacy to his threats. If he gets removed from it the reaction will be golden since it is such a large part of his identity.


Also a funny guntataur I found lurking there, posted by user Wisconsin.gov

 

[Probably An Autist]

So I tried to do a bit of digging. not really my forté, but his disqus is quite the trove of content


2.3k comments. fuck me dude.

he's self admittedly mentally ill

(take your own advice, stop posting on twitter)

programmed his first game at 4 (lol)

adequate

I can't be fucked going through them all. The archive didn't capture everything, so I saved it as a web page with all comments loaded. see attached. can't attach rip

 

[Broadside]

He expects us to fear him as a badass.

Meanwhile he also admits he got buggered with a butter knife.

Lmao.

Do your worst, buggered butter knife catamite.

You just signed your own death warrant.

(Insert badass line here, my brain isn't rotted from enough Marvel consooming to write how he does)

 

[Maude Snew]

You just signed your own death warrant.

(Insert badass line here, my brain isn't rotted from enough Marvel consooming to write how he does)

Only fatter and with a tuba in the background.

 

[Mr Moonface]

So I tried to do a bit of digging. not really my forté, but his disqus is quite the trove of content

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2.3k comments. fuck me dude.

he's self admittedly mentally ill
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(take your own advice, stop posting on twitter)

programmed his first game at 4 (lol)
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adequate
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I can't be fucked going through them all. The archive didn't capture everything, so I saved it as a web page with all comments loaded. see attached. can't attach rip

Added it. Amazing that even ten years ago he had the exact same cunty tone.

 

[A Sunset]

Here's a Shame Porks head for your meming pleasure. Please do enjoy, dummies This is the face of a man who's going to rain digital hellfire upon you. You are not prepared for what he's bringing.

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[Broadside]

User NoBaconEggCheese on the owen farms claims he contacted the Microsoft Alumni organisation to inform them of the gravy seal name dropping them to give legitimacy to his threats. If he gets removed from it the reaction will be golden since it is such a large part of his identity.
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Also a funny guntataur I found lurking there, posted by user Wisconsin.gov
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>is now firmly on PFG's radar

Shane if you're reading this, remember that little comment you made- "they just stepped on the hornet's nest"?
You're about to learn in real time what that phrase actually means.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

programmed his first game at 4 (lol)

Man, what was Microsoft thinking, holding back greatness like that? They had the next Bill Gates in their offices, dutifully working as an Xbox janny and they just let that opportunity slip.

This dude is some of the absolute finest vintage Internet Tough Guy bullshit I've seen in a while. What a find.

 

[Cyborg Braphog]

I wish he'd get around to arresting those filthy OnA goblins - you've already hacked the BBCode database Shane Nokes, what are you waiting for? Stop them before they laugh at another fat retard!

 

[Broadside]

Here's a Shame Porks head for your meming pleasure. Please do enjoy, dummies This is the face of a man who's going to rain digital hellfire upon you. You are not prepared for what he's bringing.

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This nigga literally looks like he was drawn by Pixar