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"Butter? I hardly know her!" - Shane "Zero Cool" Nokes.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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learning about this lazy parasite's various crybaby "medical" excuses. sounds like he's been whining and finding justifications for his lack of effort ever since he was a little kid.
if he'd gotten some discipline from his mom maybe he would have turned out better, but it's clear he was spoiled.
lol "aphasia," like that's even a real condition. "boo hoo hoo poor me." disgusting, no wonder his wife left
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if he'd gotten some discipline from his mom maybe he would have turned out better, but it's clear he was spoiled.
lol "aphasia," like that's even a real condition. "boo hoo hoo poor me." disgusting, no wonder his wife left
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15-20 minutes is probably how long it takes the paramedics to arrive, throw up, recover, and finally bring the jaws of life to separate the man from the fupa
also lol @ I'm not fat but I gained weight because I broke my ribs lifeguarding
This is so classic and pure I'm in bliss
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I like your art works, and as such, will simply believe he is KF Cruiser because you do.I choose to believe Shame Porks is @KF Cruiser now because it's plausible and it's the funniest option.
However now that's we're done with the side story, the obesepuppet master
If you don't answer these simple questions, Shane View attachment 4854373 , I'll be forced to assume you're avoiding them out of embarassment.
- What's the SITREP on the hacked ONA data, sent to Law Enforcement? HAve the Cyber Police responded yet?
- How did you hack ONA if you used BBC Code, but the Admin says they use Xenforo?
- Is it true that you get health care from a homeless shelter?
- Are you really just over 200 pounds, as you stated a few days ago?
- Did you create multiple sock accounts on Reddit to bolster your own arguments?
- Did you work with the Secret Service to take down Swatters?
- Does your wife's FUPA alone weight over 100 pounds?
I also demand you write the
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This cunt definitely sniffs his own farts.
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"I've got them suspecting all pinkdates!"
Buddy that's just the Post-Merge culture of the site.
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Cybersecurity expert Shane managed to use his elite hacking skills to learn the names of two OnA posters. Coincidently the same two that were already known with dox in multiple threads. He also apparently thinks user SpaceEdge is Justin from Obscura.
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I imagine the relationship between Fatrick Tomlinson and one of his orbiters in intelligence, creativity, and the ability not to get MATI is somewhat like the relationship between Fatrick and a normal human being.
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I think the original works as well.
Lmao he's a fat faggot seizuretard with brain damage.
Who do fat fucks like this think they're fooling claiming not to be fat while you're looking at them being fat as fucking hell, staring at you fatly, and saying fat fuck shit, while you can see stuff behind them because of gravitational lensing?
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"Actually I'm not fat" got a genuine laugh out of me. How many jobs does this guy claim he's had at this point? We have:
Video game tester, microsoft call center/store expert, fighting wildfires and building homes for poor kids or something, a lifeguard apparently, and of course top secret consultant and hacker extraordinaire for every single federal law enforcement agency.
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Despite Justin being very open about his account here. Looool.
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It really is, especially when you look at how quick they are to become combative, but where Fatrick just oinks that stalker children will be sent to work the pepperoni mills in jail, this dude takes a page from Ralph's 2023 playbook and claims that everything is a work, we're all just doing exactly what the puppet master desires, look how superior I am to you plebs. As @Spunt mentioned, this shit was fucking cringe in the late 00's. This is the kinda shit you get from some retarded fag who finally learned how to navigate folders and use some of the utilities in DOS and opens the command prompt to impress everyone with their 1337 h@><0r sk33lz.
Fuck I had an aneurysm writing that last bit.
Justin even said he couldn't pass OnA's security checks. Major kek.
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it's really ONLY funny when they start denying it
fatties who are like "yeah I'm fat" are boring; the best are the hamplanets that insist they're not fat - they also have a slight chance of actually having someone get them clothes that fits properly which makes a huge difference - donald fucking trump is "obese" at 243 pounds but his suits are tailored so he doesn't look like an overstuffed sausage. Special shout out to the ones that insist they're at XXX lbs and not XXX+20 kek
we at KF need to remember to thank the HAES® movement for letting absolute beastwhales crow about not being overweight
is our new friend an atheist? do we have genuine fedoraposting to find?
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I told the guys at Cutlery for Canidae it was a bad idea to hand out butter knives to wolves. Fucking nonprofits.
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been laughing to myself for a hot minute about how he keeps on bringing up the fact that he worked for microsoft up, as if the billions that microsoft have earned has anything to do with him, or effects his daily life at all.
the way he brings it up and tries to wield it like a weapon reminds me of how people join gangs or extremist political groups, and begin to correlate the strength and successes of their gang with personal success- where they as people may not achieve anything in life, they can experience the same form of hormonal rush that comes from accomplishment by instead trying to tap into some collective ego instead. zealotry, in a way.
but, instead of being in a paramilitary or something, this guy was a fuckin call centre worker. how little self worth must someone have for them to make that a central pillar of their self image and idea of strength.
it's like if someone was a cashier at mcdonalds, and starts bragging about how fancy and refined their palate is because they worked at the world's most successful restaurant.
the way he brings it up and tries to wield it like a weapon reminds me of how people join gangs or extremist political groups, and begin to correlate the strength and successes of their gang with personal success- where they as people may not achieve anything in life, they can experience the same form of hormonal rush that comes from accomplishment by instead trying to tap into some collective ego instead. zealotry, in a way.
but, instead of being in a paramilitary or something, this guy was a fuckin call centre worker. how little self worth must someone have for them to make that a central pillar of their self image and idea of strength.
it's like if someone was a cashier at mcdonalds, and starts bragging about how fancy and refined their palate is because they worked at the world's most successful restaurant.
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Didn’t Rick also claim to have been a lifeguard at some point? Maybe both these weirdos were once paid flotation devices or something.
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If you ever write "Actually I'm not fat" you are guaranteed fat. Especially when in the literal next line you say you weigh as much as a fat person.
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he did, and claimed he let some girl die on his watch or someshit, too
lifeguarding is like notary pubic, it sounds impressive but it's actually really easy to "qualify" - basically if you can pass a CPR class you too can be a "lifeguard".