If Chris died, what would happen to Kiwifarms?

[AN/ALR56]

There will be massive troll remorse and people blaming barb and us for his death.
Also retards saying he had potential and don't deserve this,while days before they were laughing at him and rating "Chris needs to die or be raped in jail " posts with winner ratings.

Don't believe me?
This is exactly what happened to terrible julay after she offed herself,i predict this on a far greater scale once Chris dies.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It depends on if Chris kills himself or not.
If he kills himself expect troll's remorse. If he gets killed by a security guard while trying to vandalize a Sonic display and assaulting an employee, I doubt you'll see much pity.

Tbh, I don't get why people are getting their panties in a bunch about Julie.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Exactly nothing, apart from a thread full of various responses across the emotional range.

 

[A.Shitposter]

Sticky thread with an unflattering picture of him in a coffin and the Chris thread gets locked permanently.

Edit: I meant to type subforum.

 

[bearycool]

and the Chris thread gets locked permanently.

chris sub-forum*

 

[Funnybone]

I hope Chris lives and doesn't go to prison or get raped

 

[MrTroll]

Personally, I'd be happy that he's dead, but sad that I can't wish death on him anymore.

 

[bearycool]

There will be massive troll remorse and people blaming barb and us for his death.
Also retards saying he had potential and don't deserve this,while days before they were laughing at him and rating "Chris needs to die or be raped in jail " posts with winner ratings.

Don't believe me?
This is exactly what happened to terrible julay after she offed herself,i predict this on a far greater scale once Chris dies.

When that day comes, I'll copy n' paste your post everywhere and just say "lol" after it.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

You know there are plenty of other lolcows on this forum. Chris is just a lone star in the galaxy of lolcows.

Nah... Chris is definitely special even among the cows.

No other come close to be as hilariously stupid as Chris.

 

[Funnybone]

Nah... Chris is definitely special even among the cows.

No other come close to be as hilariously stupid as Chris.

Chris is the pioneer of online cowdom
in the future when Null Jr opens a Lolcow Museum there will be a statue of Chris and an entire wing dedicated to his internet revolution

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Chris is by far the primary reason people log in here, but we've gotten far enough away from him that the show would go on even without our lead performer.

Either that or we'd halal you and everyone else for lack of content.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Exactly what happened when Jace died, we'd close the subforum, people would still reference him a lot (including myself), and one year later he'd be featured on cable TV.

 

[Strelok]

DeagleDad will reveal he was Chris the whole time too.

 

[Funnybone]

Seriously, if Chris died prematurely I'd be pretty bummed. Some of you faggots would cry.

 

[Zoobles]

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I'd be sad and get a life.

Much as I can talk shit about Chris , in a bizarre, autistic, fucked up sort of way I feel like he's my friend. I've never spoken to him, I have no desire to speak to him, but I just know him, his habits, and his past so well now that I can't hate him and in a lot of ways, after observing this crazy fucker for almost 10 years, I really do hope he can find some modicum of happiness and contentment. I really don't relish the thought of Chris's death being as obscenely public and sad as his life has been.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

The saddest thing about this picture is that I'm still posting in the forum after the fact.

 

[Lurkman]

I'll have to move to a different subforum.

 

[lolwut]

Carry on with our lives?

We don't have those, SEGA doesn't sell them.

 

[Mincemeat Magic]

Some ween would say "Target neutralized" and go downstairs to ask their mom when dinner will be ready.