Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JustStopDude]

God bless Pat. Most people, hearing about this court ruling, even if they agreed with it, would keep their yap shut.

Not Pat. He is going to grandstand on twitter and defend corporate greed from publishers and he doesn't even have one. It's amazing.

Then again, having seen highlights of his standup, it's not surprising he can't "read the room".

 

[delite]

Patrick you lazy fuck keep dreaming of getting UBI you worthless sack of shit.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

yes, and everybody saw it. they were sitting in the middle of a row and had to squeeze past dozens of disgusted fans. nikki tried to use a paper program to try and hide the spreading brown stain on the back of his khaki shorts as he waddled tearfully up the stadium stairs but the shit started dripping down his leg.

at one point the stadium was doing a "dance cam" and as the jumbotron camera zoomed in on a kid doing a fortnite dance you can see shitty-pants pat on the stairs in the background ugly-crying - his face looks like a purple jackolantern

This sounds like something that should be in the thread OP.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Fatrick isn't an artist though. He is a fat drunk

 

[twisted cycle path]

A lot of people new to Fatrick lore don’t know that the moment Fatrick shit his pants at the Brewer’s game on the Jumbotron - known as the “Brewers Incident” - is the moment most people first found out about Fatrick. It’s like his origin story. You can’t think Fatrick without thinking about him pooping his pants next to Nikki in public, desperately trying to get back the car in a grueling walk of shame.

It was also the reason he started frequenting Hooligans, because he couldn't muster up the courage to go to any more live sports events. The Brewers Incident is practically the BBJ of Fat Rick lore.

 

[AnOminous]

I really love seeing Patrick eat shit from "his side". It really exposes just how much of a fucking hateable douche he truly is and that he truly deserves everything that's happened to him and more, forever.

It's hilarious he's such a completely insufferable faggot that even left wingers hate his guts and can't deal with his absolute bullshit.

 

[delite]

Annnnnd hes back responding to atalker children lol that was quick.

 

[Broadside]

So I'll sperg a bit about Sci fi. One of the concepts I always see for a utopian sci fi societies is free and ready access to all information for all citizens. Now with Patty being such a prolific big name Sci fi writer you'd think he would at least know about this concept, if not support it. Maybe the fat got to his head and he can't think straight.

I'm a writer and I'd rather all my material be avaible to whoever wants to read it, then again I also didn't have a 1.2 GPA, alcohol addiction, Twitter addiction, overinflated ego, or owe Quasi $47,000. I'm not saying everyone needs to have the same viewpoint, its just that as someone who claims to be a super sci fi writer I'm surprised his viewpoints don't align with it.

In any case, he's fat, retarded, and has DD sized moobs.

Oh you'll find all these leftoids, Pat included- whether liberal or socialist- are the most ruthless capitalists when it comes to their own shit lmao. Look at Vaush refusing to run his gig in the model of one of his beloved worker co-ops, or The Young Turks shutting down unionization in their company.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

I really love seeing Patrick eat shit from "his side". It really exposes just how much of a fucking hateable douche he truly is and that he truly deserves everything that's happened to him and more, forever.

it is incredible how much personality dysfunction can hide behind partisan politics in the first place. the moment he has to talk without that mask he's very clearly understood and hated, but god help those followers who can't notice something is off sooner.

 

[AnOminous]

Annnnnd hes back responding to atalker children lol that was quick.

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So, when is this prison thing going to happen? It sounds really fun! I plan on enjoying it.

 

[delite]

Annnnnd hes back responding to atalker children lol that was quick.

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I didnt archive like a nigger but he just deleted this for some reason.

 

[Broadside]

Pat is left wing because he wants a group of people to hate and be allowed to do so, that's literally all there is to his politics. He wants to be the snooty elite on CNN. But he's so damn fucking retarded he can't even put a fence up right. He's perpetually at war with his destiny as a rube.

 

[lindsayfan]

I didnt archive like a nigger but he just deleted this for some reason.

it's fascinating to watch his powerful Childing instincts -- his compulsion to Child-- struggling against this new non-engagement stricture. how long can he resist before the addiction takes over and he goes into a Childing frenzy?

 

[AnOminous]

Pat is left wing because he wants a group of people to hate and be allowed to do so, that's literally all there is to his politics. He wants to be the snooty elite on CNN. But he's so damn fucking retarded he can't even put a fence up right. He's perpetually at war with his destiny as a rube.

No, he's seriously conservative. That's what he says! He claims to be a conservalard!

Nobody understands why because every political position he has is pure libtard. Seriously, I have more conservative positions than this faggot and I'm the self-identified mega-libtard on this site.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

kf bros maxin and relaxin after years of sensible internet chuckles

 

[Next Task]

Source?

The writing quote was reposted in the last 5 to 10 pages, and he's repeated it in different forms a couple of times. He's outright stated he only writes to get rich and famous, which is ironic.

The reading one is an extrapolation/exaggeration of a tweet where he said he never rereads a book. At least that's the bit I remember - he never talks about books, and he might have actually said something along those lines, but I definitely know that buried deep in this thread somewhere is the tweet about not rereading, at least.

 

[delite]

No, he's seriously conservative. That's what he says! He claims to be a conservalard!

Nobody understands why because every political position he has is pure libtard. Seriously, I have more conservative positions than this faggot and I'm the self-identified mega-libtard on this site.

Hes a real conservative yaknow the conservatives who love child trannies and anal sex for all, frikin wignat hes a lincoln republican a "real" conservative and real life tough guy.

 

[Broadside]

No, he's seriously conservative. That's what he says! He claims to be a conservalard!

Nobody understands why because every political position he has is pure libtard. Seriously, I have more conservative positions than this faggot and I'm the self-identified mega-libtard on this site.

Pat says he's conservative for the same reason Shane Noakes says he was raped. So when the usual insults come (ok libcuck/ok groomer), he can turn around and say

 

[RussianParasite]

Patrick you lazy fuck keep dreaming of getting UBI you worthless sack of shit.

I used to think UBI was an interesting idea that was at least worth exploring. However, I now don’t care if it would lift 100 million children out of poverty— the fact that Pat would benefit from it makes me opposed.

ETA: Pat himself should also be opposed because he needs those nearby impoverished children for pepperoni production.

 

[Octopi]

I didnt archive like a nigger but he just deleted this for some reason.

I feel like this proves that he 1. has definitely been told to stop by someone and 2. it is such a fucking compulsion for him that he couldn't resist. Like a literal fucking addict, good Lord.