Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

I'm surprised no one at his church got seriously ill from his chilli. This guy is going to kill someone with his cooking.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

I'm surprised no one at his church got seriously ill from his chilli. This guy is going to kill someone with his cooking.

I wouldn't be surprised if no one touched his chili. Looked like feces in a crocpot.

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

I wouldn't be surprised if no one touched his chili. Looked like feces in a crocpot.

Yeah that's probably the only way no one got sick. I was sick just looking at it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm surprised nobody from his church has come to visit him.

Not that surprised, really.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm surprised nobody from his church has come to visit him.

Not that surprised, really.

The only person that seemingly does is Hammy. He never talks about Jr & Jr showing up. That right there is very suspect.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

The only person that seemingly does is Hammy. He never talks about Jr & Jr showing up. That right there is very suspect.

It's not very suspect at all. He was such an awful father that neither Garrett nor Junior care to visit. And he's such an awful person that he has no friends to visit, not outside of church, and certainly not within the church. He's just such a toxic person nobody besides Tammy wants anything to do with him.

 

[stets]

This hate forum is disgusting.

Jack Scalfani is an amazing, Christian man, and everyone here would love to be Jack.

Jackatak69 was born to a single mother. He grew up with absolutely no male father figure in his life. Some of you assholes may ask if his mother was a whore, or if his dad was a John? No one knows. And it's none of our damn business, and it's disgusting that you would even think of that.

All we know that Jack's mom raised him well in complete poverty. She fed him turkey necks and chicken gizzards every night as a child.

And Jack pulled himself up from the bootstraps.

He escaped the prejudices that Americans have for a mixed-race, middle-eastern, and black man. He went to community college. Sure, he flunked out, but he did his best!

He spent two years working hard at an entry-level radio gig, and, after being fired, rose above his circumstance and spent three more answering phones for a talent agent.

He's launched a sauce business. He's the star of a YouTube show.

Sure, he tried to strangle his son. Sure, he embarrassed himself on national TV. Sure, he ate himself into a nursing home after killing all of his mobility from four strokes. Sure, he's only 5-3. Sure, he's on the verge of bankruptcy. Sure, every business venture he's ever had has ended in failure and he's lived off of his wife for more than a decade. Sure, his obese wife abandoned any idea of love for him and now only tolerates him until the day he dies. Sure, he's stuck in a bed for the rest of his life.

All of that is minor. At the end of the day, everyone here would love to have the life Jack has. Jack lives a life that everyone will envy.

Yet everyone shits all over him every moment they have. It's fucking gross. Get another hobby, weirdos.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm surprised nobody from his church has come to visit him.

Not that surprised, really.

Are you talking about the church he left because it became too "gangster" for him.

Can someone link me to the post where Jack basically left his original church because of black people, cause I'm unsure if I remembered it correctly.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Are you talking about the church he left because it became too "gangster" for him.

Can someone link me to the post where Jack basically left his original church because of black people, cause I'm unsure if I remembered it correctly.

Surprisingly, Jack didn't leave the old church because of colored people infesting the place, or that one of the pastors decapitated some lady in a drug fueled rage for that matter, but it became 'too cliquey' - aka, Jack ran out of people who believed his bullshit about being a big fucking deal on YouTube.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Surprisingly, Jack didn't leave the old church because of colored people infesting the place, or that one of the pastors decapitated some lady in a drug fueled rage for that matter, but it became 'too cliquey' - aka, Jack ran out of people who believed his bullshit about being a big fucking deal on YouTube.

Please. We all know that he had to leave because Jim Traynor was a member of the congregation, everybody knew he was fucking Tammy and nobody stood up for Mushbrain so he said it was Jim or himself and everybody stood by Jim because they all hated Jagoff.

 

[Adamska]

Why is this retard claiming the eggs have no yolk when you can see they obviously do?

Because he is inventing excuses to complain about his food, despite shoveling down Checkers and Arby's alongside his hospital food every goddamn dinner. It's something he regularly does whenever faced with stuff that he doesn't like, and not shoving down a whole pound of bacon on top of sausage and eggs is something that's clearly blasting his booty.

Not fucking with you guys; Jack never saves any bacon in a package whenever he cooked it. The fucker unironically sees it as something you eat by the pound.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah that's probably the only way no one got sick. I was sick just looking at it.

And this fat bastard was actually amazed he didn't win the contest with what looked like the contents of a bedpan belonging to a dude with cholera.

Are you talking about the church he left because it became too "gangster" for him.

And you know it's because this racist faggot got angy that they allowed in a single African-American gentleman, who probably had more class in his pinky finger than Jackhole has in his whole body.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

My damn reply got eaten!

He is taking a page from Chantal, gotta have a dinner while you prep your second dinner. Rob never fails to make me chuckle he’s a good troll.

Bets on tomorrows breakfast?!
2 eggs (with yolks) 2 bacons, biscuits and gravy with a banana hidden out of sight because ew fruit.

ETA: Had a stroke while spelling biscuits.

Some smuggled egg McMuffins from Mackdonalds would be a good start to the day for Jack. Like 3-4 of them.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Occasionally I think what their food budget must be like. Jack 'cooks' some culinary abomination for the 'show'. It gets immediately chucked in the trash once the camera is off and they go get something out or delivered probably all their meals. Groceries are just for snacks or for the 'show'. Eating out is expensive AF. I am not poor, but I would be if I did it all the time. Not like he gets a restaurant portion, eats half and dutifully eats the rest for another meal like most normal humans. It really is only one meal for Jack, though I could see Tamham occasionally doing this, but she'd probably treat the leftovers like a snack before getting real food.

 

[Bassomatic]

Occasionally I think what their food budget must be like. Jack 'cooks' some culinary abomination for the 'show'. It gets immediately chucked in the trash once the camera is off and they go get something out or delivered probably all their meals. Groceries are just for snacks or for the 'show'. Eating out is expensive AF. I am not poor, but I would be if I did it all the time. Not like he gets a restaurant portion, eats half and dutifully eats the rest for another meal like most normal humans. It really is only one meal for Jack, though I could see Tamham occasionally doing this, but she'd probably treat the leftovers like a snack before getting real food.

I've had a long standing theory they are a lot poorer than they let on. Not like lolcow status but, esp with Tam Ham having a time of no job. We know for a fact Jack runs at an L. I think they made pretty good money on the house, (as in goes up in value i know it was covered the sale price) but I think they had a cash reserve and just burnt thru it and flipped cards.

Just one of those families that spend all they bring and churn/roll on debts. Just because Tammy is an accountant doesn't mean she's smart with money. She just knows where it goes.

I love how Jack can't even figure what a Yolk is.... unless, he thought it was re hardening butter, that fat fuck probably let's not rule it out he uses half a stick per egg.

While this is his own hell and he deserves it, as I said before in a strange way, this is his heaven, he's a lazy fucking pig. He likes being a Karen, he has someone else wiping him, bringing him NOT ENOUGH MEATZ. God would have healed him, if not for Biden wining. All his shit traits are ramped up to 10 in the home.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack strikes me as the type of guy who accesses the patient portal regularly and demands that they delete the documented parts about him having extra meals daily on the grounds that he only had that extra food because they got his order wrong.

 

[Aaway]

Are you talking about the church he left because it became too "gangster" for him.

Can someone link me to the post where Jack basically left his original church because of black people, cause I'm unsure if I remembered it correctly.

he didn't leave because of black people, but interestingly enough they did switch churches around the same time that pictures of black people were added to the cornerstone website

there was also an instance where jack commented something on a cornerstone church FB live stream and got completely shit on for it. that's why he later posted about the church becoming "too cliquey" soon before they switched to long hollow.

interestingly enough it looks like they've switched back to cornerstone for some reason. i guess long hollow wasn't "mega" enough for them? i thought jack would love it because it's run by a closeted homo just like him

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Occasionally I think what their food budget must be like. Jack 'cooks' some culinary abomination for the 'show'. It gets immediately chucked in the trash once the camera is off and they go get something out or delivered probably all their meals. Groceries are just for snacks or for the 'show'. Eating out is expensive AF. I am not poor, but I would be if I did it all the time. Not like he gets a restaurant portion, eats half and dutifully eats the rest for another meal like most normal humans. It really is only one meal for Jack, though I could see Tamham occasionally doing this, but she'd probably treat the leftovers like a snack before getting real food.

I have to disagree. Jagoff isn't going to let any of his precious meat be thrown away. He's never said, at least as far as I remember, that his food was inedible. What he has said is it didn't come out like he wanted like the smoked turkey necks. But he'll eat it even if nobody else will. Then Hammy orders takeout and Jagoff eats some of that as well.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I'm surprised no one at his church got seriously ill from his chilli. This guy is going to kill someone with his cooking.

Serving moldy mysterymeat chili at a church cook-off is a great way to get instantly sent to hell. The only thing greeting him at the pearly gates is Satan.

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

Serving moldy mysterymeat chili at a church cook-off is a great way to get instantly sent to hell. The only thing greeting him at the pearly gates is Satan.

Satan got those gates specifically to troll people into thinking they got to heaven but there is actually a trap door that leads to a garbage stew of all of jacks meals when you ring the bell.

And this fat bastard was actually amazed he didn't win the contest with what looked like the contents of a bedpan belonging to a dude with cholera.

And you know it's because this racist faggot got angy that they allowed in a single African-American gentleman, who probably had more class in his pinky finger than Jackhole has in his whole body.

I didn't know he was racist too. If that's why he tried to give his church food poisoning he needs to be legally restricted from cooking for anyone but himself. I thought the dude was just ignorant about food safety but that means he deliberately tried to poison them and isn't just life threateningly stupid but actually malicious.