Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

I truly can’t remember her name , but ifrc there was a munchie who ruined her dead “best friends” funeral with a mortifying speech on behalf of the deceased.. It was so brutal to watch.

Those are the vibes icky Vic gives off about Chelsea.
That would be Jan at Jaquie's funeral, which can be found in the general munch thread. It's a beautifully cringe watch.

Edited to add link. Other mobilefags: it can be done!
 
I truly can’t remember her name , but ifrc there was a munchie who ruined her dead “best friends” funeral with a mortifying speech on behalf of the deceased.. It was so brutal to watch.

Those are the vibes icky Vic gives off about Chelsea.
That was Jacquie Beckwith aka Adjustable Jacquie, and the friend was Janiece aka Jan-Jan.

Jan made the funeral all about herself, asked for applause several times. She even called Jacquie' husband a crybaby, for crying at his wife's funeral.

The funeral is here:


I still can't believe the family didn't have Jan forcibly removed from the premises.

Edit: software fuckery corrected
 
That was Jacquie Beckwith aka Adjustable Jacquie, and the friend was Janiece aka Jan-Jan.

Jan made the funeral all about herself, asked for applause several times. She even called Jacquie' husband a crybaby, for crying at his wife's funeral.

The funeral is here:


I still can't believe the family didn't have Jan forcibly removed from the premises.

Edit: software fuckery corrected

I'd watch it, but I'm fairly certain it is possible to die from secondhand cringe.
 
This is not actually an update but just Chelsea pining over lost attention. Bonus sick on her bib to really showcase that she's dying.
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I’d put money on the neck brace being off in this video. Her cheeks aren’t smushed up and she’s using a blanket(?) to,cover where it normally would be.
 
I’d put money on the neck brace being off in this video. Her cheeks aren’t smushed up and she’s using a blanket(?) to,cover where it normally would be.
Given how rarely it's washed I put my money on it having evolved sentience and legs and decided to nope tf out of Chelsie's gross pantomime...
 
Given how rarely it's washed I put my money on it having evolved sentience and legs and decided to nope tf out of Chelsie's gross pantomime...

Absolutely. I mean, it does harbor tens of thousands of living, reproducing bacteria and fungi cells at this point.
:pickle::pickle::pickle:

I'd tell her to "shit or get off the pot" with this whole dying thing, but we all know she doesn't use a toilet.
 
She may try to rebrand it appears she tried in the past with the abandoning and opening of new accounts. Strange thing is when she did that her mother and sister do as well.
They're all Chelsea! It's Chelsea all the way down. Have we ever seen them in same room? Have we?! Prove us wrong little bed shitter, prove us wrong... Lacey. I mean Chelsea. (Why would Chelsea's sister refer to their mother as Chelsea's mom? Me thinks it's Chelsea trying to distance herself and make it sound as if it's not her writing in the 3rd person. Of course we all know the truth... Something something incestuous scat fetishist something something.)
 
Any theories on why the mother and sister are in on this racket?
I personally think @UncommonParlence is right.

I'm telling you, if Kiwi Farms were truly the evil Illuminati supersleuths some people think they are, Chelsea is probably just a regular woman with a really unhealthy hobby. I think the people in her life would be totally shocked by the munchie chapter.
 
Any theories on why the mother and sister are in on this racket?
It could absolutely all be Chelsea, it could also be that Chelsea embellishes how much support she gets, but obviously SOMEONE is enabling her and fully supporting her. I think it's safe to assume this person is her mother, and they are almost certainly codependent. Addiction (which I personally believe is Chelsea's #1 motivation, malingering seems to be a close second) creates extremely toxic, abusive, codependent, delusional relationships between people very often. It doesn't matter if it's romantic, familial, or just a friendship. Her mother has been manipulated, probably guilted, into believing everything Chelsea says and the nature of Chelsea's addiction has fooled her mother into supporting her fully. I definitely encourage people who don't know to read up on codependency in addiction, because it's a very powerful thing.

These things go one of two ways no matter what; Either Chelsea will push too hard on something or her mother will experience something that snaps her out of it and she will completely cut Chelsea off and kick her out, OR they will stay stuck in this cycle and her mom will always support her and enable her, either passively or directly, until one of them dies. Almost everyone hopes for the former, but the latter is way more common and much worse.
 
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