Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

The MCU's new big bad is in trouble.


Even if he gets cleared of any wrongdoing, you still have to throw him under the bus. Don't be a hypocrite, Bob. Believe all women.
 
I wonder if that's part of the reason he hates Harry Potter. The series had Harry grow up until he was a legal adult throughout the books (Which Bob was never going to read anyway) and movies, and mature and learn throughout his experiences. He probably thinks Rowling was an idiot to do that and if he was able to do a reboot, he'd just leave Harry as an eleven-year-old throughout its run.

If it's the video I'm thinking of, he also justified the Simpsons staying on the air because the current season (This video was made in 2014 or so, so season 25 I think) was superior to the 90s golden era, we're all just too nostalgic to understand that.

Probably because back in the day, Fox forced Groening and the other writers to be more even about their politics jokes whereas eventually they were allowed to only attack Republicans. Also, Bob got bullied in the 90s and so hates anything from then.
I never saw Season 25 (I was actually shocked that there are episodes of the Simpsons I'd never even heard of). I think I've figured out why Bob loves it so much:
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Couldn't resist peeking at Bob's Twitter, and he's said nothing about Major's yet.

He must be fucking dying inside.

How much more has to happen before he will admit the MCU is having real big problems, and is not in a good place at all?
Between Majors and Harvey Weinstein, Disney sure loves hiring wife beaters.
 
Couldn't resist peeking at Bob's Twitter, and he's said nothing about Major's yet.

He must be fucking dying inside.

How much more has to happen before he will admit the MCU is having real big problems, and is not in a good place at all?

Robert is waiting for correct take on this one from the twitter hive

Either:

A: Cancel the actor, never hit a woman, which all should be believed, hope Disney fires his ass and he gets a movie deal with Ben Shapiro. Marvel Brand can survive this no problem.

B: Right wing ghouls want you to hate this black man, because of course they want, but this is all just "baby man" wanting to stick to Disney. Believers don't think, never forget.
 
Anyway, he was railing against people who grew up with a franchise and, as they get older, wish the franchise would mature to fit the audience it attracted. I'm not sure if this actually ever happens, but Bob was against such an idea, or even an alternate, more mature spin-off and/or alternative continuity because in his own words "Asking characters to grow up with their audience is also asking them to die with them". In other words, Ash needs to always be a kid and always doing Pokemon stuff so that Pokemon is truly for kids for all of time. Or, something dumb like that. He's one of those guys who likes the status quo in his media because changing things too much risks the world being capable of changing in the same way ours does. I forgot where but I know he's made the argument that if a franchise started out for kids, then it needs to stay for kids, regardless of how even the creator might think.
I've got his blog here. Trying to do some searches but haven't narrowed it down yet.

In the process I did find this though:

EDIT: LOL quote of the day from the above-
"What exactly is the point of The MovieBob’s work as a critic if he simply functions as more of a Wikipedia page than a film critic?"
 
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Robert is waiting for correct take on this one from the twitter hive

Either:

A: Cancel the actor, never hit a woman, which all should be believed, hope Disney fires his ass and he gets a movie deal with Ben Shapiro. Marvel Brand can survive this no problem.

B: Right wing ghouls want you to hate this black man, because of course they want, but this is all just "baby man" wanting to stick to Disney. Believers don't think, never forget.

Bob hasn't posted on Twitter in 2 hours.

That's when you know shit just got real.
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Update: Bob retreated to his comfort zone and retweeted something about Mario.
 
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Bob hasn't posted on Twitter in 2 hours.

That's when you know shit just got real.
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Update: Bob retreated to his comfort zone and retweeted something about Mario.
Dunno why Robertis trying so hard to hold for his take on this, jokes aside, we all know what he is going to say:

"Horrible thing that has happened, believe all women and Majors should be held accontable if the accusations are true, said that, isn't it funny that the people who want to see a up and coming great black actor get "cancelled" (a thing that does not exist), are the same ones who ran victory lap for Johnny Depp? Makes you think huh? :smug:

In short, pay lipservice for the lib cred of "believe all women", and then pivot to racism, textbook play, Robert doesn't have the balls top go against the herd
 
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Dunno why Robertis trying so hard to hold for his take on this, jokes aside, we all know what he is going to say:

"Horrible thing that has happened, believe all women and Majors should be held accontable if the accusations are true, said that, sin't it funny that the people who want to see a up and coming great black actor get "cancelled" (a thing that does not exist), are the same ones who ran victory lap for Johnny Depp? Makes you think huh? :smug:

In short, pay lipservice for the lib cred of "believe all women", and then pivot to racism, textbook play, Robert doesn't have the balls top go against the herd


Maybe he's just genuinely shook that a fuckup of this magnitude happened to his beloved MCU. I'd like to think that.

Well, I'm going to bed. There will be plenty of fun waiting for me tomorrow.
 
Maybe he's just genuinely shook that a fuckup of this magnitude happened to his beloved MCU. I'd like to think that.

Well, I'm going to bed. There will be plenty of fun waiting for me tomorrow.

It's possible. Majors is crucial to the whole of Phase 5, the first time they've tried to do a Thanos style overarching villain since Endgame.

That said, the character exists in innumerable timelines and realities, and he's only been in one film and I think one streaming series so far, so recasting him wouldn't exactly be the hardest thing in the world.
 
Maybe he's just genuinely shook that a fuckup of this magnitude happened to his beloved MCU. I'd like to think that.

Well, I'm going to bed. There will be plenty of fun waiting for me tomorrow.
Considering how many times he's praised Marvel for "making it up as they go" he probably assumes this isn't actually that big a deal and Feige will just have another big villain come in and take over. I would have said he'd pick David Tennant coming back as the purple man and actually being purple, but he has a weird hate boner for the Netflix shows for not being as expensive as the Disney + ones so he probably won't say something that stupid. It'll be something even more stupid, like the Puppet Master creating robots of the original avengers for the new avengers to fight.
 
Well, I'm going to bed. There will be plenty of fun waiting for me tomorrow.
I doubt it. The hiatus you guys noticed might just be sheer exhaustion. You'll see that Bobby tweeted up a storm during the last day and a half, especially about tranny bullshit.

Given there is no Majors. Here's some minor nigga trash.
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And some Angel's brainfart about MCU.
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Someone defends the ousted girlboss of MCU.
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Bobby's grudge against Christopher Nolan doesn't go unnoticed.
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In addition to Nolan's films, Dune is something Bobby associates with "FilmTwitter".
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My syntax-parsing subroutine has divided by 0 again.

I don't know Bobby's beef about Babylon.
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Kayne West has discovered 21 Jump Street, which kindles in his obsolete Trumpsucker heart a love for the Chosen People.
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Baby Yoda outshoots grown man.
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Man in insect mask crashes two skulls with his bare hands.
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Stop abusing Google Translate would you?. The Japanese don't have an exclamation that is word-for-word "Mother of God" in English!

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Will that douche Luigi persuade Bobby to take a shower?

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A well-toned woman can be very attractive, but a proliferation of tattoos is a sign of mental instability. BTW if you want to see how Bobby rocks a Hawaiian shirt, check out some photos of his sister's wedding.

As if Bobby worries that people don't get the message that he is a creep.
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Rep. Walter Hudson (Minn.) on transsexuals: "You are not important enough to provide me with an instruction manual on how to talk to you." He says the bill they are discussing is premised on the rejection of reality. Bobby, fully in touch with reality, thinks Hudson is almost certainly a sex criminal.
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Sen. Megan Hunt (D. Nebraska), who trooned out her daughter when she was 11, resolves to make transsexuals and herself even more unpopular, by holding the welfare of the whole state hostage. She promises to filibuster even "progressive" bills until she has her way.
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If a Republican woman does it Bobby would have called her Karen, if not worse.

Intersex (?) person splashed a liter of tomato juice on Posie Parker when she protested against transsexualism in New Zealand. The photo enclosed in the tweet might not be related; the video on 1news.nz showed the splash but not the face of the perp.
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I daresay Bobby will not scream if he takes a dump in the shitter, and one piece of shit leaps out of the bowl and rolls towards him.

Rowling speaks in condemnation of the violence. Violent man fantasizes Rowling getting murdered "as a movie plot".
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Any retweet by Rowling will cause millions of transsexuals howl in pain.
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Ian McKellen, a fag who supports "trans rights", might be able to please Bobby, but they will not be fooled so easily.
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To benefit homosexual weirdos you hardly have to send money to Ukraine: there are plenty of homosexual weirdos at home, and they want to turn your children into homosexual weirdos, or worse.
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When public schools and "traditional forms of accountability" have both failed us, we direct funding to private schools -- especially religious schools. This sounds perfectly logical to me so what's exactly the problem?

Ben Shapiro thinks the reason for the left's outrage at the so-called "book ban" is that they want to be the sole institutional gatekeepers of what kids read, and they think kids' parents should have no say. In order to get their ways, the left has to lie.
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Incidentally Shapiro calls The Handmaid's Tale "the most overrated piece of crap ever put to paper". I think this honor still belongs to J. K. Rowling.

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I agree with Tim Pool. No amount of "affirmation" will help the mentally ill if their illness remains untreated.

Can these people even think without cartoons cluing them in?
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Haven't they decided that Gaston is gay already?

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The girl doesn't look happy. She had as much freedom choosing the cake as she did choosing "their" own pronoun. At any rate, subjecting children to Billie Ellish should be a felony.

Aimee Terese is alive and Bobby's Angel goes full Bobby on her.
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Whatever creature she is, she is female while you are not.

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More Ukraine bullshit.
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Apologetics to Cuck Wendig.
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Someone points out to Bobby that it was the Cuck's kvetching that led to the legal action against the Internet Archive. Bobby still think the Cuck is blameless because the suit would have happened with or without him.
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Bobby brags about his tipping habit.
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The CEO of TikTok reassures Congress that the company goes further in subjecting the data they collect to US law than any of their competitors do.
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Bobby sees blocking as "a safety measure", doubtless to protect his fragile masculinity from feeling unsafe.
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For the record this is the hateful tweet that the diabolical Musk doubtless pushed in order to make him feel unsafe:
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Trump stole our jetpacks. Fortunately Biden gives us these:
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Luddite.
 
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