Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Carpe Jugulum]

Refreshing to see Erin is still butt hurt because they’ve been on to her drug seeking ways for a very long time. That’s why she self-medicates with kratom and weed.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Maybe Polissa has a point about people not listening to her. The second she starts whining, even if I am trying to listen, my mind wanders.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Down in Florence there's no way to miss her
This moonfaced fat slob named Polissa
She jumps on a rope
While begging for dope
And whines of her lack of ass kissers

 

[scumfuck]

A tornado touched down in Alabama near Polissa. She survived the tornado. Unfortunately the superfund site she calls a house is still standing and has been without power all weekend. All her food is rotten (aka the Jimmy Dean bowls defrosted) and she appears to be filming in a Walmart parking lot.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

A tornado touched down in Alabama near Polissa. She survived the tornado. Unfortunately the superfund site she calls a house is still standing and has been without power all weekend. All her food is rotten (aka the Jimmy Dean bowls defrosted) and she appears to be filming in a Walmart parking lot.

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Hoo boy, this could be fun. Here's hoping the power takes a good while to come back in and she's forced to amuse herself without all those TV subscriptions she'd rather we didn't know she has. It's jump rope time, Polissa

 

[vomitusdeux]

Hoo boy, this could be fun. Here's hoping the power takes a good while to come back in and she's forced to amuse herself without all those TV subscriptions she'd rather we didn't know she has. It's jump rope time, Polissa

Do you think she'll run her car dead using it to keep her phone charged and start begging for a jump start to her car? Do you think she'll even go home to the cats in their time of need?

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

A tornado touched down in Alabama near Polissa. She survived the tornado. Unfortunately the superfund site she calls a house is still standing and has been without power all weekend. All her food is rotten (aka the Jimmy Dean bowls defrosted) and she appears to be filming in a Walmart parking lot.

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Looking extra fat today porky

 

[toilet_rainbow]

A tornado touched down in Alabama near Polissa. She survived the tornado. Unfortunately the superfund site she calls a house is still standing and has been without power all weekend. All her food is rotten (aka the Jimmy Dean bowls defrosted) and she appears to be filming in a Walmart parking lot.

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Thank goodness she prepared for an emergency by buying a 1500 mAh power bank and a dry erase paddle board last month!

 

[scumfuck]

Thank goodness she prepared for an emergency by buying a 1500 mAh power bank and a dry erase paddle board last month!

Polissa hears the ringing of a tornado siren. She looks at Joh and says in her most Blanche voice "baby, this is exactly what I've been preparing for.". She pulls out her bug-out bag and puts on the 6XL rain coat and gives Josh the child large.

"Get the cats, dogs and snake and take them all to the bathroom. I'll grab our essentials just in case we get stuck in there." She tells Josh. He stumbles around the 11 litter boxes in their small home collecting the sickly cats and takes them to the bathroom. Meanwhile, Polissa is grabbing the essentials: her bug-out bag, a 24 pack of Mello Yello, Doritos, a freshly baked Jimmy Dean bowl and 1 bag of cat food that only has a few roaches in it.

Polissa hobbles back to the bathroom, winded from the 10 foot walk. She rummages around in the bug-out bag and finds a flashlight/radio combo with a crank on it. She asked Joh to wind it up because she's too exhausted from the walk down the hallway. After it's wound up Polissa moves the dial across all the radio stations and settles on her local NPR station. They fall asleep in the rotting bathroom together and in the morning Polly is surprised they made it, though she does mourn the loss of the Jimmy Dean bowls collection. RIP.

 

[Dnein]

Do you think she'll run her car dead using it to keep her phone charged and start begging for a jump start to her car? Do you think she'll even go home to the cats in their time of need?

I thought she claimed she was agoraphobic. Awfully calm for someone that can't leave home. Cats are probably without even their water bacteria broth by now and she isn't flinching, drama is all they need.
Her eggy face with zero ear visibility is so strange in natural light. You can barely even see a hairline, just... a face. Does her directional hearing even work from the front? Ah, the fascinating medical mystery.

Called a liar by the doctors, Polly, you are lying now. Adenomyosis isn't "advanced endometriosis", it just means endometrium has grown into the other layers of the uterus. Endometriosis is growth outside the uterus. You can have both and most do who have any form of it. While there is a huge issue with this being ignored medically, she has to act like she's been especially deprived. 10% (and probably more go without DX) of women have some form of endometriosis, and getting a proper diagnosis, not just a suspicion that I guarantee was in her chart the whole time, technically requires surgery. She was diagnosed exactly as quickly as a anybody else. But, you know, hardest life.

What were they going to do, anyway? Treatment is birth control or surgery, and she was squealing about having a kid

 

[glass_houses]

A tornado touched down in Alabama near Polissa. She survived the tornado. Unfortunately the superfund site she calls a house is still standing and has been without power all weekend. All her food is rotten (aka the Jimmy Dean bowls defrosted) and she appears to be filming in a Walmart parking lot.

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She lives in a tornado danger zone and she doesn't have an esky for this exact situation? If she can't afford a hard walled esky, fruit shops get their deliveries in disposable foam boxes. They usually throw them out after one use. You get one of those, give it a good scrub, let it dry out, and then stash it away somewhere. It's not as good as a proper esky, but with a couple of those and a good stash of ice bricks kept in the freezer, it'll buy you at least 24 hours to get the power sorted out. We moved house two months ago in 35C summer heat, those things are what we kept our food in until we were able to get our fridge set up. My moron housemate even forgot one and left it in the boot of his car in the sun for five hours, the ice melted some but the food was fine.

What's wrong with these people?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She lives in a tornado danger zone and she doesn't have an esky for this exact situation? If she can't afford a hard walled esky, fruit shops get their deliveries in disposable foam boxes. They usually throw them out after one use. You get one of those, give it a good scrub, let it dry out, and then stash it away somewhere. It's not as good as a proper esky, but with a couple of those and a good stash of ice bricks kept in the freezer, it'll buy you at least 24 hours to get the power sorted out. We moved house two months ago in 35C summer heat, those things are what we kept our food in until we were able to get our fridge set up. My moron housemate even forgot one and left it in the boot of his car in the sun for five hours, the ice melted some but the food was fine.

What's wrong with these people?

She's a fucking retard. That's what's wrong with her.

It's also well known by just about everyone who lives in an area that loses power somewhat regularly that you just don't open your fridge/freezer until absolutely necessary, and that the seal of it will maintain it cold for a significant amount of time. As in more than enough time to get your cooler and move shit to it with the contents of your ice tray/ice bin for those fridges that have a built in ice maker.

But that does not make a good grift. Give her Breakfast Bowls, haydurs!!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She's a fucking retard. That's what's wrong with her.

It's also well known by just about everyone who lives in an area that loses power somewhat regularly that you just don't open your fridge/freezer until absolutely necessary, and that the seal of it will maintain it cold for a significant amount of time. As in more than enough time to get your cooler and move shit to it with the contents of your ice tray/ice bin for those fridges that have a built in ice maker.

But that does not make a good grift. Give her Breakfast Bowls, haydurs!!

She totally opened the fridge right afterward because she had to have her Mello Yello and Jimmy Dean breaky.

I want to be an optimistic faggot and hope that she has a couple canned goods in her house. Bare minimum for should events like this happen. But you know. It's Polissa. Almost all of her food on her receipts save for like apples and brand name bread required refrigeration before heating and/or consuming. The canned beans she seldom buys are strictly for soup. What, you expect her to eat black beans straight? Monsters! All of you!

How long was the power out, anyway? Her previous videos were posted late Friday night. So if she lost power, it was likely closer to midnight. This implies that she ignored tornado sirens in favor of filming TikToks. She also lives literally across the street from the local university. Wouldn't that be a high priority area?

I got curious enough to look this up. Given the weather in the South this weekend, I believe her saying that she lost power. Just didn't know how bad the damage was in her area. According to one of her local news sites, parts of Lauderdale County were still without power on Sunday morning after losing power early Saturday morning. (archive) Still, if she had left the fridge alone, the stuff should've been safe to consume save for maybe one or two items.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Ok, FIRST of all, an esky is a poor person possession. How dare you suggest she own one just because she is living in poverty. SECONDLY, the gentle caress of cool air wafting from the fridge onto Polissa's corpulent moonface is good for the soul, and if we are going to survive this tornado, we need to nourish our souls y'all. Anyway here's a linktree to 100lbs of caviar Polissa would like you to buy for her, despite having no way to store or prepare it.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She lives in a tornado danger zone and she doesn't have an esky for this exact situation?

Excuse me, sir or madam, but your Australian is showing.

For those who aren't bilingual, esky = cooler.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

If there's one thing Pissa loves, it's having a good "Poor Me" moment for all of social media to see.
It's been a bad time tornado wise this past few days in the US.

People have lost their possessions.
People have lost their houses.
People have lost their lives.
BUT SHE HAS LOST HER JIMMY DEANS DAMMIT! SHE NEEDS SYMPATHY AND GIBS!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

If there's one thing Pissa loves, it's having a good "Poor Me" moment for all of social media to see.
It's been a bad time tornado wise this past few days in the US.

People have lost their possessions.
People have lost their houses.
People have lost their lives.
BUT SHE HAS LOST HER JIMMY DEANS DAMMIT! SHE NEEDS SYMPATHY AND GIBS!

Poor me, poor me. Poor me another Mello Yello.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Poor me, poor me. Poor me another Mello Yello.

Johnson?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Johnson?

Sophie bought it for me; I asked for a Coke!

 

[stupid frog]

A tornado touched down in Alabama near Polissa. She survived the tornado. Unfortunately the superfund site she calls a house is still standing and has been without power all weekend. All her food is rotten (aka the Jimmy Dean bowls defrosted) and she appears to be filming in a Walmart parking lot.

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Why'd she get all shifty eyed halfway through