Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Bloitzhole]

I just searched the thread and I can't believe it is up to me to broach the notion that this Patrick guy is fucking fat!

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Im embarrassed to say I look at this thread at the bar lol

Don't worry, so does Fatrick.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I am very notable, child.

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It's not "by line" you fat illiterate pig. It's "byline." And the fact that you got any attention from those outlets says more about how far they've fallen than your notoriety.

I'd tell him to go touch grass, but he's already salted his own lawn into oblivion.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'd tell him to go touch grass, but he's already salted his own lawn into oblivion.

No, child. He expertly landscaped his lawn using an age-old secret of the pros.

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of worthless subhuman doesn't wear underwear? What a grotesque freak. What a weirdo. What a degenerate.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I'd tell him to go touch grass, but he's already salted his own lawn into oblivion.

Gardengo delenda est.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

What kind of worthless subhuman doesn't wear underwear? What a grotesque freak. What a weirdo. What a degenerate.

It’s another lie by omission. Sure he’s not wearing underwear, but not because hes some sort of demented animal, rather it would be redundant to wear underwear and adult diapers at the same time.

Better luck next time, child.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

What an obese exceptional individual. Nobody would read his books even if he was giving them away for free, most people would be able to write something better in a matter of weeks if they wanted to.
I doubt anybody even bothers to pirate them.

Well... around Christmas, I decided to check a bookstore near me, and saw a lone copy of "In the Black" on their shelf. Absolutely nothing else by our favorite voluminous author (voluminous as in he's FAT, not his 6 novels). Since then, I've been amusing myself by popping in once or twice a month, and it's still been there. Until today when I made my now traditional check-in.

Fatrick may have finally found the one retard who picked up his book at random, somehow wasn't turned off by the lazy and generic cover art, and actually made a sale!

Or the bookstore had the good sense to return it to the publisher, which I'd much prefer to believe

 

[Maude Snew]

Well... around Christmas, I decided to check a bookstore near me, and saw a lone copy of "In the Black" on their shelf. Absolutely nothing else by our favorite voluminous author (voluminous as in he's FAT, not his 6 novels). Since then, I've been amusing myself by popping in once or twice a month, and it's still been there. Until today when I made my now traditional check-in.

Fatrick may have finally found the one retard who picked up his book at random, somehow wasn't turned off by the lazy and generic cover art, and actually made a sale!

Or the bookstore had the good sense to return it to the publisher, which I'd much prefer to believe

Someone needed toilet paper but the book was cheaper.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

Spotted some Patposting in the wild on /tg/ the other day. The man is so fat that his gravity well is affecting anons on completely unrelated websites.

 

[Gay Mouth]

UBI is a bad idea because of the inflation it would cause, which would push people back into poverty, which would cause them to raise the UBI, which would lead to further inflation, etc... in a self-defeating spiral.

Look what happened when the government gave people less than $10,000 spread out over a few years time, almost double digit inflation.

Like broke Asia isnt a living breathing example that you can call a blowjob $500, or you can call it 5𝇍. Yes I would like a black coffee, here is five hundred eighty-eight yen thank you

 

[Broadside]

I feel like this (the middle comment) needs to go in the OP as a perfect summary of Pat's life:

 

[Gay Mouth]

I love books. I steal them sometimes. I've spent a small fortune on books through my life. I have a giant library of almost everything I've really loved, and sometimes I open one and realize it's from a library, and I remember a time when I was 7, or 12, and I loved a book so much I forgot to give it back and resisted when the time came. That twitterer is right, the only impulse Fat has ever had toward books is to use them as a vehicle for his ego's noteriety. He brags about not reading.\

Everyone who crosses his path must suffer a proud fool.

The 42 people who looked at his "art" without paying him are the sole reason he is triumphing in the death of a library.

 

[OKRowling]

I want to see Patrick hired to model for Dove soap.

 

[Scotched up Scott]

you know this fuck is like an IRL version of Brian griffin from family guy. a shit writer who thinks hes the greatest word smith since Ernest Vincent Wright and yet is completely retarded. hell im more surprised this fat fuck hasn't been canceled for saying something racist by the twitter mafia.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Null should put on a travelling Kiwi Farms roadshow:
Come one, come all! Come to the KiwiFarms and watch as owner and proprietor Joshua Moon's trained birds put on a thrilling show of stochastic terrorism and display incredible acts of performative cruelty against the fattest freaks of nature this world has ever seen, all before an amazed audience. Admission is free but remember that once you enter the Kiwi Farms, you can never leave. Ask Ethan the Gunt, "Hate those broke-dick faggots, but I ain't ever gonna leave, motherfucker!" or fan favorite Fat Rick, "Urm, no child."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick is so stupid he'd considered libraries stealing.

 

[Obscura-Justin]

Swinging by to say Patrick is PATHETIC for taking a stance against Internet Archive and not pedophiles. Yes, IA is why his books don’t clear four digits in sales. Not that they’re structure free, Reddit flavored attempts at emulating Douglas Adams. All of his fake liberal Twitter takes are clearly for internet brownie points and nothing more. Perhaps to get his asshole gaped by his loser wife at night.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Swinging by to say Patrick is PATHETIC for taking a stance against Internet Archive and not pedophiles. Yes, IA is why his books don’t clear four digits in sales. Not that they’re structure free, Reddit flavored attempts at emulating Douglas Adams. All of his fake liberal Twitter takes are clearly for internet brownie points and nothing more. Perhaps to get his asshole gaped by his loser wife at night.

enjoy prison, Justin. you'll Answer the question behind bars, or never see daylight again.

 

[Mr Moonface]

More vacation pics of piggy and his sow, this time drinking at a "rad" tourist bar. Eating lasagna on a trip to Mexico? What a rube:



His face is coming apart at the seams.