Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Ponzo]

Bonus meme to trigger the fat jew

 

[AnOminous]

Believe it or not a lot of people here in Western Washington know Bill Gates. Despite being a billionaire and member of globohomo Gates is known to frequent many dives and local restaurants here in Western Washington. Especially Thurston and King County as Gates has property around those areas. My brother and cousin meet Bill Gates once at a local sushi bar. Saying you know Bill Gates here in Washington state makes you anything but special. Once again this is Shame trying to drum up his credentials and inflate his ego.

I personally met three Presidents. It isn't that big a deal.

 

[MadStan]

I've several questions for Shane.

If your entire career is in front of a computer and you've time to track down those you don't like, then you aren't really disabled are you? Perhaps your disability is you don't like working. We';ve seen this before with fat muthafuckers.

Secondly, and perhaps most importantly, how do you know if was a butter knife and not say perhaps a Dinner Knife? I get the two confused all the time so I'm just asking, cause the spine of a butter knife and Dinner Knife are kind of the same dull edge so how do you really know? If a butter knife was used, was there butter actually on the knife at the time which reduced the friction?

 

[AnOminous]

Shane Nokes=giganimous faggot piece of shit.

Disagree with me and you're wrong.

 

[2023 poster]

Did the babysitter mention how the butter tastes?

 

[A Sunset]

You guys just fucked up. The consequences will never be the same.

The Kiwi Farms has just been hacked, using BBCode. Heh, child’s play. All the Kiwi Farms information has now been sent to the CyberPolice and very real evidence of swatting will now land Josh Moon in prison. KF is also responsible for 9/11 based on this hacked info.

Kiwis just fucked with the wrong person. There is no negotiation. Shane Porks was retired at 9 from Microsloth and employed by the US Governemnt to put cyber bullies behind bars at 4.

Nothing Personell kid

Has anyone noticed this man's obesity?

Now that you point it out, this man is extremely rotund. Tubby. Lard-covered. Porky. Possessing higher-than-normal amounts of adipose tissue.

He claims 210, but by my estimations his large, drooping gut alone weighs that much.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The Kiwi Farms has just been hacked, using BBCode. Heh, child’s play. All the Kiwi Farms information has now been sent to the CyberPolice and very real evidence of swatting will now land Josh Moon in prison. KF is also responsible for 9/11 based on this hacked info.

Kiwis just fucked with the wrong person. There is no negotiation. Shane Porks was retired at 9 from Microsloth and employed by the US Governemnt to put cyber bullies behind bars at 4.

Nothing Personell kid

Seems like the butter knife is in the other penis!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Anyone notice this nanny with a butterknife raped ALL the kids? Certainly something that bad was reported to authorities, it would have made national news.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

He then claimed that he ripped a complete backup of the forum and sent everything to ‘law enforcement’.

lmfao the fact he tried to act like l33t h4xx0r by saying he managed to comprimize the forum by using bbcode. this sounds retarded on many levels

 

[Asian tech support]

Congrats on getting out of PG, Shane! You're fat and so is your wife. Having your rectum split by that butter knife makes you double gay.

 

[Dropsies]

Helps if you have reading comprehension above that of a toddler.

Too bad you don't apparently.

...and before you go through a tiresome comeback.

I'm an autodidact that's been able to read since 2 and officially tested at college level for math and reading comprehension at 9.

I'll even save you the "clever" r/Iamverysmart reference.

Yes I am. I don't care if you can't handle that reality.

Now back to the kiddy table kiddo. pats on head"

lol saving this pasta for future use

 

[AnOminous]

He claims 210, but by my estimations his large, drooping gut alone weighs that much.

I hate to point it out, but I believe this man is FAT.

 

[Estate]

Never thought I'd try to imagine someone getting sodomized with a butter knife, but here we are.
Hope it was the handle and not had his shit literally stabbed.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

lol saving this pasta for future use

If you tried to parody the standard redditor with this they’d send you back for unbelievability.

 

[TheGuntinator]

I used AI to make a Gravy Seal badge for shane.

Edit: sorry, thought it thumbnailed automatically on a drag and drop upload.

 

[AnOminous]

Never thought I'd try to imagine someone getting sodomized with a butter knife, but here we are.
Hope it was the handle and not had his shit literally stabbed.
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This dude literally got his shit shoved in by a butter knife.

But he's totally a badass because he says so.

Even though he got sodomized with a butter knife. He's a super literal irl tough guy. With a butter knife up his butthole.

 

[sanguiduct]

I've just used my connections to the world's top cybersecurity organizations to gain access to the high-level clearance information that Shane Nokes is fat. The secret service currently have a standing order of "do not engage sexually."

 

[A Snek]

The microsoft thing is sort of funny because they hand out game tester / CS roles to practically anybody. There is a contractor for Microsoft and a few other tech companies in WA that poached a good chunk of the mediocre CS students and anybody else who sends in an application because they try to sell them on it "being the door into the gaming industry" (lol), and the contractor tries to MLM the students they hire to pull on other miserable kids you know to suggest to them. You basically have to insult the interviewer to be rejected.

If you want to brag about working for microsoft, you literally picked the worst levels to do it in.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I don't even follow Fatrick that much but from the minute I saw this guy's picture I knew he was of Fatrick's clan. Someone should tell him about ass napkins to deal with the lingering effects of the butter knife.

 

[DankSmoker]

Guys I dont think we should be messing with a man who has a signed copy of Halo 3...