Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Need4Sneed]

WOW! Moved out of PG and a feature!

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Ancient Chinese Wisdom: "Man who needs to tell you he is smart is not such a smart man." - Some Ancient Fart Huffing Chinese Guy

It's so true. Anyone who needs to tell you how smart they are is a dumbass. Either you intelligence proves itself through your words, knowledge, and wisdom, or it doesn't. Asserting how smart you are has the inverse effect.

Same as saying how physically fit and tough you are on the internet, it's a completely retarded thing to say. I guarantee that one pic with the blood on his face was either fake blood for a costume or he had a tard seizure/fell from his 'neuromuscular" issue and hurt himself. If the guy can't properly use a controller from shaking, what is the likelihood he ever hit anyone ever in a fist fight?

 

[Fornicario]

This dude literally got his shit shoved in by a butter knife.

But he's totally a badass because he says so.

Even though he got sodomized with a butter knife. He's a super literal irl tough guy. With a butter knife up his butthole.

I'm still working out why the babysitter went for a butter knife. Of all the kitchen utensils, why a butter knife?

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

It’s one of those days where I once again realise one of my pastimes involves making fun of literally mentally disabled people and ponder leaving this hellhole of a website forever. But alas…

 

[Justanotherguy]

I don't know what's worse, this or the butter knife.

 

[MG-34]

4chan should give similar cards to their retired staff so uppity jannies can flex their reporting skills on twitter.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

A most wonderful addition the Farms!
Shane is a fat liar who should not be engaged with in a sexual manner, God speed Gravy Seal.

 

[Punished Brent]

Why is this guy ruining his life to protect Patrick?

 

[PoopyFarts]

I'm still working out why the babysitter went for a butter knife. Of all the kitchen utensils, why a butter knife?

You serious?? The word "butt" is clearly right there in the name of the utensil. What else would you use?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Why is this guy ruining his life to protect Patrick?

His life was already ruined, he did that to himself. We are just bringing his lying bullshit all together in one place for all to see.

 

[James done did it]

I'm just waiting for the Farmer who finds traces of him sperging out on Usenet.

His twitter name NorrathReaver is an Everquest reference. A lot of the old third party EQ forums are dead unfortunately but there may be material lurking around there if any archives exist and someone is bored/autistic enough to go connect some dots. Given some of the proto-lolcow content those fucks generated it could be interesting:

Mystere incident - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I'd bet money that Mr. Nokes was posting on those boards. Possibly Everquest 2 but given his age and fatness, original Everquest is more likely.

 

[PunishedCostanza]

Oh wow. An internet tough guy and joined the farms. They don't make faggots like this everyday.

Why do all fat guys who look like Kevin Smith have a picture with Kevin Smith?

 

[The handsome tard]

Every Internet Tough guy is like this

No exceptions

 

[Spunt]

I'm still working out why the babysitter went for a butter knife. Of all the kitchen utensils, why a butter knife?

I guess the cheesegrater was being washed.

 

[The Wokest]

I've never had a butter knife up my ass...

I wonder, was it inserted handle first or...

 

[2023 poster]

I'm still working out why the babysitter went for a butter knife. Of all the kitchen utensils, why a butter knife?

Maybe she was hungry. She had the toast ready and she needed some of that butter. He's clearly got plenty.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is this guy ruining his life to protect Patrick?

Because he's fat.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I've never had a butter knife up my ass...
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I wonder was it inserted handle first or...

Shane really needs to tell us which it was, inquiring minds want to know.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s one of those days where I once again realise one of my pastimes involves making fun of literally mentally disabled people and ponder leaving this hellhole of a website forever. But alas…

You think that. Then you take a look in a mirror. And you realize holy fuck I'm a retard myself. And then you realize you're here for good.

 

[Big Green]

Somehow he has me twitter blocked even though I don’t tweet.