Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[DoomSayer]

Seeing the ugnazi tweets in the op and reading that wired article took me back in time. It was really peak internet back then. This guys attitude online reminds me a bit of th3j35t3r, if anyone remembers him. Of course without any technical knowledge whatsoever.

Even as a retarded attempt at a scare tactic, the thought process here is just fucking hilarious. Admit to hacking a website, stealing its data, then handing it to law enforcement. lmao.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Lol dude got roofied and sodomized by a faygele nip

He has breasts too... of course hard to tell with all that fat, but he's got fat girl titties for sure. Like the equivalent of a B cup. Yuck.

 

[Cocklaunch]

Can't wait to see what shane thinks of his thread via his twitter.
Great work.

 

[HahaYes]

Fantastic OP.

It's always hilarious whenever you see some retard claiming to be a "Cybersecurity professional" that vomits their personal details all over the Internet under either their own name, or a very easy to track username. Could you be anymore brain dead, well done Shane "Butterknives Haunt My Dreams" Nokes.

 

[Chickin BBQ]

Butter knife? more like blubber knife!

 

[FinnSven]

Had he been a janitor or cleaning staff at a Microsoft office, he still would have been a Microsoft employee.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Fantastic OP.

It's always hilarious whenever you see some retard claiming to be a "Cybersecurity professional" that vomits their personal details all over the Internet under either their own name, or a very easy to track username. Could you be anymore brain dead, well done Shane "Butterknives Haunt My Dreams" Nokes.

Tell me about it. An "Introduction to OPSEC" video could just start with screens of Shane's idiocy, with a crawl line in big letters reading "DO NOT DO THIS."

Had he been a janitor or cleaning staff at a Microsoft office, he still would have been a Microsoft employee.

It's Russell Greer logic: Russ worked in the mail room of a law firm after he graduated with his useless paralegal degree, and he'd tell people he had a college degree and worked at a law firm.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Fat.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I don't know guys, I'm kind of worried. This man is an elite hacker, and I'm scared that he could use the Julay exploit in XenoForo to leak all the user data. Then we'd be sitting ducks as he hunts us down and butterknives us.

 

[BillTheButcher]

Ok idk if im being retarded, but how tf did people find out that he's @KF Cruiser ? He litterally has no postings what so ever. Did his shit get wiped, or am I missing something here?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s even more like this guy than Pat is:

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Shane "The Knife-block" Nokes

 

[internet friend]

Ok idk if im being retarded, but how tf did people find out that he's @KF Cruiser ? He litterally has no postings what so ever. Did his shit get wiped, or am I missing something here?

He joined the site just as the Shame shit was taking off, and would be routinely watching the shame thread on prospering grounds

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Good thing I don't look like a cheeseburger as that looks like the only thing he's capable of hunting down.

 

[AltisticRight]

He should move to the UK because they require licences for the use of butter knives.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Ok idk if im being retarded, but how tf did people find out that he's @KF Cruiser ? He litterally has no postings what so ever. Did his shit get wiped, or am I missing something here?

It's not confirmed, but it just matches too well.
- registered very soon after this thread started taking off in PG (reminder, you had to log in to see it)
- immediately afterwards, Shane's Twitter tough guy routine started including talking hot shit about KF
- mainly visited this thread until users started asking him to come out and play, at which point he conveniently made sure to end his visits on someone else's thread (but not before making a "im in their walls they're starting to doubt themselves" victory lap post on Twitter)
- username and visiting habits are an exact match for someone who wants to peep at shit in PG

It might be someone else, but considering Shame is confirmed to have some sort of KF account, it all just lines up too well. It's exceedingly unlikely to be a legit newfag either, someone with this amount of attention would've likely either poked their head out to see what the fuck is going down or just fold under the unfounded pressure and run away.

 

[sanguiduct]

He’s even more like this guy than Pat is:

They're both Matthew Holness characters: Pat is Garth Marenghi

 

[UtopiaGuy]

I wonder if the babysitter merely threatened to shove a butter knife up his ass if he didn't behave, and it was a threat he never forgot? I mean... a butter knife?! Not very practical. Why not like... a carrot? Or a pen? Something more readily to hand, instead of a rarely used implement buried in the silverware drawer? The human race never ceases to surprise me at just how degenerate people can be, but a butter knife is a bit too random and weird to believe.

And why hasn't Shane, the Cyber Supercop, tracked down his former tormentor, outed her on Twitter, and got her canceled yet? I am pressing X to doubt this tail of sordid silverware sodomy. It all sounds too pat to me, butt I know which side my bread is buttered on, and will not try to judge this story too harshly. Perhaps this Parkay Pervert will slip if the word is spread. Then she will be toast. But until I see a police report, this is a story made of dairy air.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I wonder if the babysitter merely threatened to shove a butter knife up his ass if he didn't behave, and it was a threat he never forgot? I mean... a butter knife?! Not very practical. Why not like... a carrot? Or a pen? Something more readily to hand, instead of a rarely used implement buried in the silverware drawer? The human race never ceases to surprise me at just how degenerate people can be, but a butter knife is a bit too random and weird to believe.

And why hasn't Shane, the Cyber Supercop, tracked down his former tormentor, outed her on Twitter, and got her canceled yet? I am pressing X to doubt this tail of sordid silverware sodomy. It all sounds too pat to me, butt I know which side my bread is buttered on, and will not try to judge this story too harshly. Perhaps this Parkay Pervert will slip if the word is spread. Then she will be toast. But until I see a police report, this is a story made of dairy air.

There were also multiple victims, which, as pointed out earlier in the thread, makes it harder to believe this just happened and was forgotten.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Shane "The Knife-block" Nokes
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Ok guys he said A butter knife not butter knives gosh