Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[AirdropShitposts]

If I posted the password to a cock.li e-mail address I made would Shane be able to access the account or did Microsoft Hacking Bootcamp not cover that kind of thing?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Shane has gone awfully quiet. If he keeps his big fat yapper shut, we’ll be able to confirm him as less retarded than Pat.

 

[A Sunset]

Shane has gone awfully quiet. If he keeps his big fat yapper shut, we’ll be able to confirm him as less retarded than Pat.

Shane has bitched out, because he’s afraid of the Kiwi Farms and ONA Forums. He lost and he’s been exposed, so he’s too afraid to pop his head out again and talk shit like before.

Before the thread, this fatass was talking like an anime villain, publicly wishing for and celebrating the deaths of conservotives, dropping fedora-lord libshit takes on anyone who’s conversation he could invade - he spent his whole day seeking out fights and obviously loved shitting on people.

Now? All he’s had the balls to do is tweet meekly about Star Trek shit. He’s completely given up trying to prove he’s not a fat faggot with bitch tits, who lied about being a badass.

Shame can prove me wrong if he wants to deny the allegations, but his silence says it all. He won’t even address the detractors on his sock accounts. Shane, you’re a libshit bitch phony. Myself and all the the detractors win, and you are Felted. LOL!

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[John Andrews Stan]

Shane has bitched out, because he’s afraid of the Kiwi Farms and ONA Forums. He lost and he’s been exposed, so he’s too afraid to pop his head out again and talk shit like before.

Shane has been absolutely humiliated, as has his girlfriend. It’s one thing to run away from defending yourself, but it’s absolutely unconscionable to refuse to defend a woman whose only crime is being photographed with you.

Lol.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Shane has been absolutely humiliated, as has his girlfriend. It’s one thing to run away from defending yourself, but it’s absolutely unconscionable to refuse to defend a woman whose only crime is being photographed with you.

Lol.

He acknowledged that she’s overweight but not that he himself is in his last tweet before going silent. He is an absolute piece of shit.

 

[internet friend]

This dude is like Arnold J Rimmer, except his Bronze Swimming Certificate is a Disability Check.
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That's a bit harsh mate. At least Rimmer has some redeeming qualities.

 

[A Sunset]

Shane has been absolutely humiliated, as has his girlfriend. It’s one thing to run away from defending yourself, but it’s absolutely unconscionable to refuse to defend a woman whose only crime is being photographed with you.

Lol.

Shame wouldn’t even say “my girlfriend is beautiful and I love her just the way she is”. He literally said “yeah my girlfriend is overweight, tell me something I don’t know Kiwi Farms.” Forever-boyfriend, never-husband of the Year, ladies and Guntlemen.

Imaigne not talking up your woman after she had to endure ridicule simply because you can’t stop lying about working with the Secret SErvice to put bullies BEHIND BARS. Nigger you’re like a thousand years old and ”retired” aka disabled welfare monkey. You better show that woman who will put up with your autistic ass some Respect.

If people talked shit about my woman I’d tell them all to fuck off and I say I loved her. Shame Porks thought it was more important to talk about his Gaming PC which he totally built (a complete lie) to own an ONA sped.

The only thing Shame Porks is worse at then holding a job and contributing to society, is being a supportive and caring partner. What a failure!

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Stoke me a clipper. I'll be back for Christmas.

"What about the nickname I had a school?"
"What? 'Faggot'?"
"I didn't mean that. I meant the other one."
"What other one?"
"Daddy!"
"Get out of town! Your nickname was never 'Daddy'. Maybe 'DaddyCumCannon'."
"It was my nickname at school, actually. It's just, no one ever called me it despite the many times I let them beat me up."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Shane should see if Neal Rauhauser has any good ideas for anti-Kiwi Farms actions that someone with Shane's "particular set of skills" might be able to carry out across state lines with the assistance of some other top notch hackermen who are totally not feds.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Shame wouldn’t even say “my girlfriend is beautiful and I love her just the way she is”. He literally said “yeah my girlfriend is overweight, tell me something I don’t know Kiwi Farms.” Forever-boyfriend, never-husband of the Year, ladies and Guntlemen.

Imaigne not talking up your woman after she had to endure ridicule simply because you can’t stop lying about working with the Secret SErvice to put bullies BEHIND BARS. Nigger you’re like a thousand years old and ”retired” aka disabled welfare monkey. You better show that woman who will put up with your autistic ass some Respect.

If people talked shit about my woman I’d tell them all to fuck off and I say I loved her. Shame Porks thought it was more important to talk about his Gaming PC which he totally built (a complete lie) to own an ONA sped.

The only thing Shame Porks is worse at then holding a job and contributing to society, is being a supportive and caring partner. What a failure!

Totally agree. Who does he think he is to throw her under the bus when she’s done nothing (that we know of) other than being fat and having bad taste in men?

I’d rather say “yeah I’m fat, so what?” than call my girlfriend fat, even if we both were.

 

[A Sunset]

Shame Porks just broke his silence to have a vague post about watching movies on Spring Break (LOL, every day is Spring Break when you don’t work).

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Nobody liking of course, and nobody seeing it except me and other Shame Alogs.

But the funniest part is how he’s completely fucking changed his tweets into bland non-confrontational minutia. Fucking reminder of the shit Old Butter-Knife in the Ass was tweeting right up until his thread creation.




FUCKING TELLING A RANDO 19 YEAR OLD THAT HE’LL DESTROY HIS LIFE, LMFAO. Did he call you fat or say that trans women aren’t real women?



CALLING FOR A FUCKING STREAMER TO BE DEPLATFORMED FOR PLAYING HOGWARTS LEGACY AND TAGGING HER FUCKING SPONSORS, AND SAYING HE’S A FUCKING RESPECTED VET OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY

This guy was a raging E-Warrior right up until recently. If you want some entertainment, just go through his Twitter history yourself. It’s a goldmine. I Guaranteed he’d still be doing this, like he has for the last 20 years, if he hadn’t been called out.

ENJOY BEING BUCK-BROKEN, FATTY. TWEET MORE ABOUT A MOVIE YOU SAW, OR MEAL YOU ATE, LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BITCH.
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EDIT: I just had to include this gem from when he was warring with ONA, lmfao.




<Heh…when you’re a ”known quantity” to law enforcement, let’s just say your reports are more….effective at putting CyberTerrorists behind bars.

Fucking faggot LOL. I wonder if his girlfriend knew the kind of shit he was spewing.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Shame Porks just broke his silence to have a vague post about watching movies on Spring Break (LOL, every day is Spring Break when you don’t work).

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Nobody liking of course, and nobody seeing it except me and other Shame Alogs.

But the funniest part is how he’s completely fucking changed his tweets into bland non-confrontational minutia. Fucking reminder of the shit Old Butter-Knife in the Ass was tweeting right up until his thread creation.

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Screaming at ”le bigots”

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Sperging at Elon in tweet after tweet. “I dont’ care about this account anymore”, Shame Porks said bravely, desperately farming for dopamine Through updoots.

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FUCKING TELLING A RANDO 19 YEAR OLD THAT HE’LL DESTROY HIS LIFE, LMFAO. Did he call you fat or say that trans women aren’t real women?

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Justifying violence in public against Marjorie Taylor Greene

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CALLING FOR A FUCKING STREAMER TO BE DEPLATFORMED FOR PLAYING HOGWARTS LEGACY AND TAGGING HER FUCKING SPONSORS, AND SAYING HE’S A FUCKING RESPECTED VET OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY


This guy was a raging E-Warrior right up until recently. If you want some entertainment, just go through his Twitter history yourself. It’s a goldmine. I Guaranteed he’d still be doing this, like he has for the last 20 years, if he hadn’t been called out.

ENJOY BEING BUCK-BROKEN, FATTY. TWEET MORE ABOUT A MOVIE YOU SAW, OR MEAL YOU ATE, LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BITCH.​

This Spring Break shit is funny. Does he have his girlfriend in school while she’s also working?

Shame, you’re a munchie NEET. We see you. We’re not looking away.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"respected retired game industry alumni"

 

[RollingRock2]

Spring break from what? How old is this guy again? Is he gonna go manatee mode with his walrus wife at the beach?

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

Lmao butter knife ptsd

 

[Meriasek]

It'd be a shame if he nope'd out already, but I'm fairly certain he'll come back in a week going all "what, you little sissies are still there? I was on vacation and didn't spend a single thought on you, how about you try and get a life, like me? Heh... nothing personal, kiddo".
He does have the spunk of autistic rage like the great Fatpig Hamlinson, but he does not yet have Fatirck's legendary stamina.
Also, I think it'd be much funnier if nobody would actually troll him. Yes, Patirck lives off the OnA pests, but Ol' Bumknife here delivers some oldschool Internet behaviour that, imo, is best observed undisturbed. He'll insert himself into everything, make grandiose claims about himself, and get zero interaction. Just good friendly wholesome fun.

 

[AnOminous]

"respected retired game industry alumni"

"Alumni" is plural. What an illiterate moron. Or maybe he's just admitting he's so fucking fat he qualifies as multiple people.

 

[My Name is Mud]

"Alumni" is plural. What an illiterate moron. Or maybe he's just admitting he's so fucking fat he qualifies as multiple people.

Well he does list his pronouns as they/them

 

[Mine is the Fury]

It'd be a shame if he nope'd out already, but I'm fairly certain he'll come back in a week going all "what, you little sissies are still there? I was on vacation and didn't spend a single thought on you, how about you try and get a life, like me? Heh... nothing personal, kiddo".
He does have the spunk of autistic rage like the great Fatpig Hamlinson, but he does not yet have Fatirck's legendary stamina.
Also, I think it'd be much funnier if nobody would actually troll him. Yes, Patirck lives off the OnA pests, but Ol' Bumknife here delivers some oldschool Internet behaviour that, imo, is best observed undisturbed. He'll insert himself into everything, make grandiose claims about himself, and get zero interaction. Just good friendly wholesome fun.

Very much a "don't pozload my neghole-covered butter knife" kind of situation. I agree with you that it's better to leave these kinds alone but only in the hopes that they'll overstep themselves with the wrong person and be absolutely slammed for it. He's going to make the wrong claim in front of the wrong person and be torn apart publically. When he's on the defensive all day every day, you just get a thousand tweets of the same stuff, ad nauseum.

Edit: What the fuck is that auto-filter?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

ENJOY BEING BUCK-BROKEN, FATTY. TWEET MORE ABOUT A MOVIE YOU SAW, OR MEAL YOU ATE, LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BITCH.

Shane Nokes folded like the last lawn chair he sat in. And by that I mean he’s utterly collapsed and is still struggling to stand up à la Ralph on the cobbles of Lisbon.

Guys I think he’s got no choice but to give up this entire LARP forever. He knows if he dares trying to resume it, his online life will be made an unrelenting hell to rival his offline life.

Has he ever addressed why he needs to use free dental clinics intended for the homeless and beg for money online but has cash for multiple computers, trips to Vegas, trips to the movie$$$, etc.? What a fuckin fraud.

Imagine begging for money online and not being so ashamed you just walk into rush hour traffic.