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I know this is late but Doody being a 47 year old man with that voice spending his entire day documenting Phil makes him far more pathetic than Phil. That is a seriously sad existence at 47.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th
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He sounded to me like he was some low IQ 17-18 year old black kid who lives in some low socio-economic area with his parents.
If that is actually the case, he easily takes the top spot for the post pathetic dent-tractor ever, Fred Fuchs is not even close.
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He thought he was "mature" enough to have a conversation with adults. Instead for 5 hours he sat in a defensive arms crossed position and kept trying to skew every question with some bullshit pignosis story and when told to stick to the original question he still tried a D&D roll for Pignosis to no avail. He should have know the risks and decided that the world thinks like Derich and Jayde. He soon found out wrong. Hence his need to constantly become unhinged every chance he gets. It's like watching Downfall that Hitler movie where you see Hitler blame everyone besides himself even at the end for the loss. He is basically in the pigfort bunker at this point screaming about betrayal despite it was his own fault to begin with. Then again, it wasn't his fault, nothing he could do.
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How can someone accomplish so little in five hours?
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If we're being technical here, he actually went backwards. We didn't know (for sure) he played SF Duel and also we had no idea about the restraining order.
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His audience is even more pathetic but they are probably a third his age so one can sort of understand their limitations. I'll never understand how Doody became as "popular" as he is. His commentary is atrociously boring, whenever he has to do anything to do with technology he shows what a complete incompetent moron he truly is.
The wonders of having an echo chamber blowing smoke up your ass in comments and discord servers, I guess. Doesn't matter if you just babble your way through commentary at the best of times and get 9 out of 10 "'facts" about Phil wrong, you got your "fans" patting you on the back telling what a legend you are.
I'll never like Phil, but I just think it is hilarious that Doody calls Phil's fans "dentheads" while his own audience are comparable to 14-year old discord faggots. Why Keemstar even bothered with a fossil like Doody is beyond me.
Then again, morons donate to him so why stop being a little sperg that has Phil live in his head 24/7.
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Proper trusts this Meth Bear person who confirmed it, so I'd say it is true.
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It helps that other detractors either stopped regularly posting or got their channels taken down from youtube. So when he's the only one, dents are bound to find him.
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My doody-tier super retarded conspiracy theory: doody has been SH this whole time!!
Mighty Pigmask
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I think it's pretty simple - he spergs out about Phil and calls every word that comes out of his mouth a lie. That's why he attracts the same vitriolic, pissed off spergs as himself. Same for Suprcrzy. You get what you give, and they give "pissed off spergs".
This is different from a Piece of Peace though for example, and his anger. DSP is a guy who provokes that kind of emotions in people. The spergs are a different breed.
Draventren the Squeakuel
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Doody is actually OiC who is actually Khet, who is actually John Rambo in a wig and Big Momma fat suit. No one can convince me otherwise, its the only thing that makes sense in this wacky world.
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One last thing about this shit. And it's too little too late but did Phil at any point realize he didn't have to show the whole username to craig? All he would need was to crop the first three letters of HIS username and if they don't add up to "Downfromtherafters" or "TheyCallMeDSP" he would have been in the clear.
Like I found his excuses to be flimsy but he would really rather sit there and lie his little ass off than think for three seconds.
I've watched this interview about 3 times and it's a fucking gold mine. He's such a fucking snake-man
Like I found his excuses to be flimsy but he would really rather sit there and lie his little ass off than think for three seconds.
I've watched this interview about 3 times and it's a fucking gold mine. He's such a fucking snake-man
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Exactly, at least DSP is getting money from a retarded fanbase.
Doody is like some dent level janny.
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DSP behaved like an alien for the most part, he was also way too fixated on what dah mean brain dead trolls would do with any information that he thought was too personal, no matter how insignificant it may have seemed (not sure what went over his head with that violence order, since it was directly related to Kat, he probably brought it up to fish for sympathy).
But at the same time he showed up with his fantastic "balance sheet" of everything he spends his money on according to him, and was willing to read out everything on it, yet he didn't think that was probably going a bit too far deep into his personal life, of stuff that didn't even really matter to try and get the point across that trolls were making up entire conspiracies about him?
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After listening to this podcast I have an immense notion that the tax trouble he got himself into some time ago was due to his calculations. In other words, I believe that he doesn't have tax guy nor he has anyone now. The way he pushed himself with mortgage deduction and repelled that he doesn't know how much taxes he pay after being 15 years into this business is appalling. The more I listened to him the more I am convinced that he doesn't even know that there is something like income tax to pay and thus he always didn't have enough money to properly pay them. What's more baffling is the was he describes his tax guy, that he asks him thousands of questions and asks what bills are for what and why some items or utilities were bought. When one of the podcasters pressured him why doesn't receive info from his tax guy quarterly of how much tax he owes, Philbert was shocked and replied that now of course he receives such info. No way Phil, no way you got that, m'kay?
What I do believe now is that Kat is doing his taxes. He can't afford a tax guy because we actually never heard from him about incoming due to pay his tax guy. There were water bills to cover, internet, mortgage, and "taxes" but I have literally never heard him begging his fanbase to provide additional money for his tax guy whomever he or she is.
Anyway, one thing also caught my attention which was questions regarding his business plan. This guy is in his 40s and doesn't have a clue how to get himself out of this mess and I won't feel surprised if, on my deathbed, I will be watching Phil in his 70's playing games on PSVulva talking shit about game devs. In any case, I feel kinda confused that he doesn't know how to provide for himself with some backup plan. He could be making online classes on how to not run a YouTube channel offhandedly and make big bucks from it.
I would love to know how his thought process goes after he repelled Keem's offer arguing that he is morally superior to Keem, despite the fucking fact he made his career talking trash about people in the early days of YoutTube. If any, Keemstar should be taking classes on how to mock people from Philbert.
What I do believe now is that Kat is doing his taxes. He can't afford a tax guy because we actually never heard from him about incoming due to pay his tax guy. There were water bills to cover, internet, mortgage, and "taxes" but I have literally never heard him begging his fanbase to provide additional money for his tax guy whomever he or she is.
Anyway, one thing also caught my attention which was questions regarding his business plan. This guy is in his 40s and doesn't have a clue how to get himself out of this mess and I won't feel surprised if, on my deathbed, I will be watching Phil in his 70's playing games on PSVulva talking shit about game devs. In any case, I feel kinda confused that he doesn't know how to provide for himself with some backup plan. He could be making online classes on how to not run a YouTube channel offhandedly and make big bucks from it.
I would love to know how his thought process goes after he repelled Keem's offer arguing that he is morally superior to Keem, despite the fucking fact he made his career talking trash about people in the early days of YoutTube. If any, Keemstar should be taking classes on how to mock people from Philbert.
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"what are your buisiness expenses"
*proceeds to name several personal use items*
"no what are your buisiness expenses"
*proceeds to name two more personal use items*
That shit was insane. THAT and asking him if he contacted the law about his stolen identity were the most weasley shit I ever saw. They ask him the same question 3 times and somehow there's a fake answer, a nuanced answer, and a completely different answer.
"I did not call the police. Why would I?"
"Well I called the police aland they said they can't help."
"Well I called the police about death threats."
or
"Keemstar is lying by the way he did not call me multiple times."
"He called me once or twice."
"He might've called me three or four times. I DONT DOCUMENT THIS SHIT DOOD"
myone
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We know from the bank leaks that he's engaged the services of Grass CPA & Associates.
Get your facts straight before coming up with retarded theories.
Edit: Also, Khet is about as retarded as Phil, she can barely hold a job stacking shelves, she's not doing anyone's taxes.
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My favorite evolution after the narc ego injury finally registered with Phil is how he couldn't shut up about how fair the interview had been on the patreon overtime session where he just had to get his autistic shit in and quote the shitty motion picture monologue in order to don his idiotic hat for the real fans of sidescrollers, compared to his current crying foul about it today. There's an amazingly funny detractor video to be had, juxtaposing in the moment then Phil groveling about how much everyone was fair to him against his king of suffering retcon DSP each time he takes that bait from here until the panhandling online ends.
Yes there is, he didn't get the new whales he could reliably beg to he wanted.
DSP is no different from the beggars who give you a sob story at a bus stop in a third world country, and who will repeat that same story every single day as long as you are there, cause that's just what they do in life.
DSP is just online and more successful but it's no different at all.