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Didn't Connor's story feature a teacher dying during a class because he was furiously jacking off behind his desk... during class... for some reason... and then nobody bothered to even call 911 afterward?
حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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It also features a scene where his own self insert selflessly whisks Eva to the drug-peddling black stereotype nurse's office when she begins bleeding out her ass in class or whatever, and the only way he can think to do to get the nurse's attention is pulling off his shirt and throwing it at her. Because I guess just saying "excuse me ma'am, but there's an emergency" is way more complicated.
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Don't forget Eva's father tells his own daughter to "wash your cunt" and later his self-insert jacks off to Eva after seeing her collapsed on the ground.
Connor, why are you so obsessed about sex? Average people don't talk about it nearly as much as you think.
Connor, why are you so obsessed about sex? Average people don't talk about it nearly as much as you think.
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So what is Redesigning Eva even about? Is there a plot? It sounds more like Connor just making a list of his depraved fantasies.
Molly Ringwald turns into Molly Ringwald while Connor jerks it to her belly button and Gendo Ikari sits in an office listening to publc domain music.
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It's this, within an autistic silence of the lambs knock off.
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I once heard a saying that goes sex is like air:
It's not a big deal unless you're not getting any.
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From what I've heard, it's an imitation of Neon Genesis Evangelion. It also apes Silence Of The Lambs like others said, and some novel where the climax involves an attack on a stadium or something like that.
It's like the literary equivalent of Sonichu.
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New poster but longtime lurker of this thread especially.
Connor strikes me as the kind of guy who just really wants to direct a movie or develop a game (or at least do something involving a visual medium) but subconsciously knows that it takes significantly more time, effort, and money to make a movie or game instead of pretending to write a novel does, so he acts like he really wants to be a novelist when that isn't really the case at all.
The point when he starts claiming to have "movie ideas" instead of novel ideas is definitely his nadir, because you can just tell what little motivation he may have had before to be a writer is all but gone.
Connor strikes me as the kind of guy who just really wants to direct a movie or develop a game (or at least do something involving a visual medium) but subconsciously knows that it takes significantly more time, effort, and money to make a movie or game instead of pretending to write a novel does, so he acts like he really wants to be a novelist when that isn't really the case at all.
The point when he starts claiming to have "movie ideas" instead of novel ideas is definitely his nadir, because you can just tell what little motivation he may have had before to be a writer is all but gone.
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It really reminds me of a mess of a comic I wrote in middle school, where I didn't have a coherent story as much as I tried to cram a bunch of things I liked from other media together. Connor is trying to do the same thing, by putting lots of things he finds cool and edgy together in the hopes that the end result is even cooler. But much like my attempt to put giant robots in a story where giant robots had no business existing, the result is just a big, disjointed, mess.
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The Pooh's Adventures mentality.
Connor really likes movies (he also uses them as a form of escapism) -- especially 80s movies. When he posted the story of Alphaboy, it read more like a movie script, and he just had to preface it with the logo of Geffen Pictures.
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I hope he comes back. And I believe he will. One day, he's going to be unable to resist the urge, and fix it so he can return here. Because Connor, like every other Lolcow craves attention. The fact that he dreams of being a "famous author" proves that. He wants fans to heap their adoration onto him. Yet he puts forth zero effort toward that goal.
So, one day he will come back. Because this is the only real attention he's gonna get.
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I really can't get over the fact that he had to jury rig (whatever the fuck he means by that) his computer to keep himself off the farms. Dude has no willpower, he'll be back for sure.
I can't stop imagining Connor making some sort of needlessly complicated Rube Golberg-esque safety mechanism that prevents him from putting in the url. It's a more productive endeavor than moping around over adoption or his crotch fungus, I'll give him that.
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That's actually not quite right. The quote was "this piece of shit [car] stinks of you. Do a better job at hiding it." Because Connor's writing is so unclear, it looked like Holden had said this, but it was actually a parting salvo from Eva as she got out out of the car in reference to her father's alcoholism. A better line would have been "this piece of shit reeks of booze, do a better job of hiding it."
Brian still jacked it to a dying Eva, though.
Time to bring back the sarcastic optimistic rainbow.
Speaking of which, do you remember the Connor posts that lead to its creation?
Kiwi Farms remembers.
I think it was some Tom Clancy book, I can't remember. Also the stadium blowing up (or whatever it was) was supposed to be the climax of Alphaboy.
. . .I hate that I know this. sigh
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I think it was some Tom Clancy book, I can't remember. Also the stadium blowing up (or whatever it was) was supposed to be the climax of Alphaboy.
. . .I hate that I know this.
It's actually from Tomas Harris' first novel Black Sunday, about a terrorist attack that targets the superbowl. I'm willing to bet Connor read a synopsis on Wikipedia and saw 10 minutes of the movie and decided to lift that specific event for his own work.
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Really? Huh. I take back the first part of my statement then. The second half stays though because only a major nutcase/sped would even consider getting off to someone you saw become violently ill/bleed out the ass/whatever the fuck it was and collapse.
I would suggest it as a sign that Connor has other odd/gross fetishes, but he talks about masturbating to belly buttons enough for me to have my doubts.
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I think Connor is still trying to reach Ringwald through FB, even now.
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TFW I accidentally misread that as "I think Connor is still trying to bleach his Ringwald"