DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
And like all those who use their religious upbringing as a shield against further criticism, DSP only uses it when it's convenient. Been noticing Phil playing this card lately and it annoys the fuck out of me.
"Jesus was just like me right? He just wanted to have a chill time and make some fun meaningful content with people, and his trolls kept ruining his business dood! He was against paid shills just like me! Then he had his trolls pay a rogue mod to get him banned, that's just like that one time where I shit you not a mod that I had spent 2 years being a mod and then turned against me and started hanging out in detractor channels!" -DSP
 
And like all those who use their religious upbringing as a shield against further criticism, DSP only uses it when it's convenient. Been noticing Phil playing this card lately and it annoys the fuck out of me.

The man's been the living embodiment of pride for 15 years, begs to sate his greed, is envious against anyone who's doing better then him then gets pissed when they call him out, jerked off on a livestream, eats to excess, and is too lazy to do anything to improve his khantent and his sham of a business. Motherfucker hit every deadly sin in over 15 years of making khantent.

Dude's a walking talking ball of sin, but then throws the religion card anytime someone challenges his total lack of morals and hateful actions. But as long as he gets to play DarksydePastor every once in a while, he can go to sleep at night and not feel like a piece of shit. Its literally impossible for DSP to admit he's an asshole because he is one. He wants to be an asshole and getaway with it by dangling his "religious upbringing" over people's heads. What a cocksucker.


Didn't he basically indicate that he's not religious previously? I remember on of the posts here mentioned that he said he's no longer Catholic because 'he thinks for himself'
 
Didn't he basically indicate that he's not religious previously? I remember on of the posts here mentioned that he said he's no longer Catholic because 'he thinks for himself'
Yes, even recently he has stated he is not religious, he just says he was raised religious and has been and uses that as a justification for his bullshit when convenient. Just typical doublespeak from the king of hypocrisy.
Here's a clip from Janurary (20:35)
 
Didn't he basically indicate that he's not religious previously? I remember on of the posts here mentioned that he said he's no longer Catholic because 'he thinks for himself'
Yeah he's not catholic and the people he's judging with a catholic lens aren't catholic either so it really make no sense. He just uses that religion to hide behind like a shield while he criticizes people "its not me insulting this person, its the catholic religion saying they're wrong!"

He's constantly trying to insinuate catholics would have a problem with mr beast or keemstar or whoever else when he doesn't even follow that religion and hasn't talked to any catholics about how they feel on any of these topics.
 
Didn't he basically indicate that he's not religious previously? I remember on of the posts here mentioned that he said he's no longer Catholic because 'he thinks for himself'
Pretty sure he did, but my point was that he always plays the "religious background" card for sympathy. I think he even said that in the Side Scrollers Podcast, that it was his mother that was religious, iirc.

Also, lmao at "thinks for himself". Silly DSP, you don't think at all :story:
 
His hair is thinning pretty good. His hairline isn't too bad but it won't matter because everywhere else is going. He also most likely dyes his hair which probably doesn't help. In fact, I know he dyes his hair because I have seen patches of gray on his face before. He probably like the dolt he is, equates turning gray to getting old and instead of just riding it out and accepting it, he needs to fool himself to make himself appear younger to his dumbass viewers.

He should also be happy that he doesn't hit his stupid hat "goal" as much anymore because wearing hats will only speed up the thinning process.
He's a fucking retard being a dude and getting some greys is a good look he's like a z grade aging celebrity who can't accept it only fucking bitches dye their hair

Phil people get old get the fuck over it
 
That's pretty much the main reason why he continues to suck Joon's dick and react to his stuff. As soon as he makes a video on him in a negative light that rips into him, all of sudden he's someone who's just listened to all the nonsense and white noise on the internet, no better than the detractors that make stuff up and take things outta context to spin stuff he says to push a narrative for his video(s).
The day Joon listens to the brain dead mentally ill nudniks about his gambling addiction is the day he dedicated several reACKts to threatening Joon with lawsuits if he had the money like every time and watching videos critical of Joon. I'm sure theres allegations of being a sex pest or something around him.
He probably like the dolt he is, equates turning gray to getting old and instead of just riding it out and accepting it, he needs to fool himself to make himself appear younger to his dumbass viewers.
Same thing with balding. We wouldn't laugh at him for greying and balding so much if he wasn't coping over it himself.
 
Joon making a Phil video will not happen without Phil's input. By which I mean a multi-hour behind the scenes style interview where DSP 'debunks' the bullshit. Joon has locked himself into a position where he would pretty much have to do it this way, then watch literal hundreds of hours of DSP and detractor videos, and it will probably not be worth it for him. I don't see this video ever happening.

Phil sees massive dollar signs in this, and basically someone of prominence making a biographical video about him with his input.

Joon doesn't have much to gain compared to the amount of effort he'd need to put in not to be shit all over by the trolls.

Additionally, documentaries about DSP already exist and are very, very detailed. The Decepticron and xMortis come to mind. And they're from people who care about and research the lore.
 
Joon making a Phil video will not happen without Phil's input. By which I mean a multi-hour behind the scenes style interview where DSP 'debunks' the bullshit. Joon has locked himself into a position where he would pretty much have to do it this way, then watch literal hundreds of hours of DSP and detractor videos, and it will probably not be worth it for him. I don't see this video ever happening.

Phil sees massive dollar signs in this, and basically someone of prominence making a biographical video about him with his input.

Joon doesn't have much to gain compared to the amount of effort he'd need to put in not to be shit all over by the trolls.

Additionally, documentaries about DSP already exist and are very, very detailed. The Decepticron and xMortis come to mind. And they're from people who care about and research the lore.
I can see Joon making the vid and taking the time to do the research, not sure where you're getting the idea that he'd need to work with DSP on it from. Joon makes documentaries about internet personalities, that's his gig, that's his "much to gain" is more content. If the wider detractor community would harass him over not doing a good enough job to satisfy them that says a lot more about them than Joon.
 
I can see Joon making the vid and taking the time to do the research, not sure where you're getting the idea that he'd need to work with DSP on it from. Joon makes documentaries about internet personalities, that's his gig, that's his "much to gain" is more content. If the wider detractor community would harass him over not doing a good enough job to satisfy them that says a lot more about them than Joon.
its weird though, joon has done 2 wings videos but 0 dsp videos? not saying dsp is a huge e-celeb but his name is more recognizable than some of the people joon has done videos on. maybe hes purposely staying away from dsp because he wants to avoid the consequences of Phil's month long meltdown that's sure to happen after he makes the video?
 
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its weird though, joon has done 2 wings videos but 0 dsp videos? not saying dsp is a huge e-celeb but his name is more recognizable than some of the people who joon has done videos on. maybe hes purposely staying away from dsp because he wants to avoid the consequences of Phil's month long meltdown that's sure to happen after he makes the video?
My guess is he's waiting till there's an interesting sort of finality to DSP's story because to be honest he's for the most part a boring shitty person. He was more than willing to take on LTG and his bullshit of doxing, threats, and copyright takedown requests I can't imagine he's worried about some fat sheltered loser flailing his arms on his failing streaming channel about how "joon is a shithead detractor",.
 
My guess is he's waiting till there's an interesting sort of finality to DSP's story because to be honest he's for the most part a boring shitty person. He was more than willing to take on LTG and his bullshit of doxing, threats, and copyright takedown requests I can't imagine he's worried about some fat sheltered loser flailing his arms on his failing streaming channel about how "joon is a shithead detractor",.
idk dude after 5 hours craig still had more questions for dsp, and thats from someone outside of the vortex. to us dsp is boring and predictable, but i think thats only because we've been following him, I'm sure he is absolutely fascinating to a normie. i mean wings is arguably as boring as dsp and his antics are no more interesting that the shit craig dredged up from phil, i just think joon is either trying to play nice with dsp or just doesn't want to do the amount of work that he'd need to do to make a documentary thats not gonna make tractors sperg out at him for years to come.
 
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Huh, interesting.

from what i can see a lot of major non-transformative detractor content creater have privated their "recent videos".
Doody for the last 2 weeks.
Hate Army for the last 7 months.
Aqua I feel has lost a few during the last weeks as well.

I'm sure you guys will find more.
 
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idk dude after 5 hours craig still had more questions for dsp, and thats from someone outside of the vortex. to us dsp is boring and predictable, but i think thats only because we've been following him, I'm sure he is absolutely fascinating to a normie. i mean wings is arguably as boring as dsp and his antics are no more interesting that the shit craig dredged up from phil, i just think joon is either trying to play nice with dsp or just doesn't want to do the amount of work that he'd need to do to make a documentary thats not gonna make tractors sperg out at him for years to come.
Craig had more questions because they spent 5 hours letting DSP run them in circles on the questions they were asking because honestly as willing as they were to ask the hard questions, they were terrible about getting sucked into DSP's circular logic and either asking him the same question like they thought he didn't understand or they stumbled over themselves trying to keep a coherent line of questioning.

The interview was fascinating sure, but for a documentary there's not much to work with because it isn't about delving into DSP's point of view of things. DSP's intrigue is mostly the HOW he operates more than the things he actually gets into. Fredrick's vid on most of his career up to Leanna leaving was a small 31 minutes, I just don't see another 30 minutes or better of run time of DSP shenanigans to add to that without getting deep into the weeds. All that's left is the Escort Saga, Bankruptcy, and WWE Champions. Other than that it's just boiler plate hard ebegging from DSP.

I honestly don't think anyone is intimidated by the weight of the autism of DSP detractors especially after going back to the Wings well twice and dealing with LTG sperging at them, and Joon doesn't seem the kind to harbor any sort of protective sentiment towards the various lolcows and drama happenings of the net.
 
Huh, interesting.

from what i can see a lot of major non-transformative detractor content creater have privated their "recent videos".
Doody for the last 2 weeks.
Hate Army for the last 7 months.
Aqua I feel has lost a few during the last weeks as well.

I'm sure you guys will find more.
Is Superhound finally going after Doody in his autistic crusade against detractors?
 
Joon making a Phil video will not happen without Phil's input. By which I mean a multi-hour behind the scenes style interview where DSP 'debunks' the bullshit. Joon has locked himself into a position where he would pretty much have to do it this way, then watch literal hundreds of hours of DSP and detractor videos, and it will probably not be worth it for him. I don't see this video ever happening.

Phil sees massive dollar signs in this, and basically someone of prominence making a biographical video about him with his input.

Joon doesn't have much to gain compared to the amount of effort he'd need to put in not to be shit all over by the trolls.

Additionally, documentaries about DSP already exist and are very, very detailed. The Decepticron and xMortis come to mind. And they're from people who care about and research the lore.

Honestly anything DSP related should be avoided if you're a content creator and seriously looking to grow your brand/channel. DSP does give a short bump in views but it's garbage views and people don't stay.

That's why the SSP was retarded for having him on and Craig really didn't do his business homework.

Look at the performance of the SSP videos after DSP, back to normal view ranges and I'm sure his monthly active users (MAU) will remain the same. DSP doesn't give off anything positive, not even to people who try to cover him for some ad sense money.

This is why I laugh when he claims people make money off his name. DSP doesn't even make money off of his own brand unless it's taking disability checks.
 
To be honest what I want to see is a psychologist comment on some of DSP's most infamous clips and tell the whole world what kind of personality trait (most likely negative) it represents. That would be a real doozy just to see how a professional would rate Phil on the spectrum. Some detractors think Phil is indeed on the spectrum and considering how he acts (his quick to anger or his "vision of grandeur" just to mention two) I can defintely see that.
 
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