Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[DrJonesHat]

I have no idea who this Patrick person is or why their thread attracted this fine specimen, but I'm glad it did. Fake "experts", be they hackers, or lawyers or whatever are my favorite type of Internet idiot. I do hope he keeps putting us in our place by continuing to dig himself deeper every time he responds.

 

[Broadside]

He can't help himself. Just like our other Portland cow, Shane can't stop bouncing and squeaking.
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"What's that? 3 little Christian children shot dead? Time to log on and pick fights with Christians! They're so irrational, with their beliefs and their grief!"

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Hiya Shane!
I would have posted your daily reminder of what a fat, faggoty, loser you are earlier, but sadly I work for a living. Not all of us can con the government into just giving us money so that we can spend all day online celebrating the death of children. Which, by the way; not a good look stay-puft.

Of course as fat and fugly as you are everything is a bad look, but this one is particularly ugly. Now I know you cant help but jump at any chance to show off your "superior intellect" what with you being a super-smrt auto-didact and all, but still, celebrating the murder of children? Whew boy, that is uggggggly.

By the way, it has now been one full week, 7 day-aroonis, and we are all still waiting for the knock. You know porkchop, I'm starting to think you may not have any contacts in Law Enforcement after all. Say it aint so Crisco-Joe!

 

[Broadside]

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This guy really is a retro cow. Acts like a 2000s atheist. There's a picture out there of him wearing a fedora, I'm sure. Just remember if you ever feel sorry for him he does this to himself

Call me MATI, but I'm posting this seperately because I really hope it bites him in the ass sometime down the line.
Barging in and mocking random people grieving 3 dead children so he can make atheist quips? Classy.
Shane I would pay disgusting amounts of money for 5 minutes alone with you and a hammer, you disgusting little cretin.

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

Fake "experts", be they hackers, or lawyers or whatever are my favorite type of Internet idiot. I do hope he keeps putting us in our place by continuing to dig himself deeper every time he responds.

Agreed. I'm still waiting for him to post something low-level about technology so I can see what he thinks he knows. But he hasn't posted anything that I see other than consumerist tech talk about Xbox and cell phones, so I'll keep waiting until I see a script he wrote or a Powershell command or something.

LOL JK I know this fat charlatan won't post anything. I'm certain he's got nothing he could post. Bet he's never even written a FizzBuzz.

 

[A Sunset]

Call me MATI, but I'm posting this seperately because I really hope it bites him in the ass sometime down the line.
Barging in and mocking random people grieving 3 dead children so he can make atheist quips? Classy.
Shane I would pay disgusting amounts of money for 5 minutes alone with you and a hammer, you disgusting little cretin.

Honestly I was just laughing at this guy‘s dopey lies before , but this behavior is cruel and despicable and also makes me MATI. He shows zero sympathy for the dead children and would rather use the shooting as pretext to mock someone’s religion who’s upset about their murder. Very scummy.

This Fat tub better be glad he’s not saying this shit in person. He has a very punchable face and he’d go down like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow man with a light push. You know he’s probably never been beaten up in his whole life either.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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Call me MATI, but I'm posting this seperately because I really hope it bites him in the ass sometime down the line.
Barging in and mocking random people grieving 3 dead children so he can make atheist quips? Classy.
Shane I would pay disgusting amounts of money for 5 minutes alone with you and a hammer, you disgusting little cretin.

shane is such a jew. this is such a jew thing to say.

 

[Dieter Laser]

You can tell who actually has worked with a big tech firm and who hasn’t by how they talk about their experience.

If they talk about it at all, they didn’t work there in any position that was relevant. You didn’t sign an NDA? Then you didn’t actually work there.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Just another bitch-tittied fatso in ill-fitting nerd t-shirts and x-large Husky jeans. I bet he's got multiple pairs of jorts, he seems the type.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Honestly I was just laughing at this guy‘s dopey lies before , but this behavior is cruel and despicable and also makes me MATI. He shows zero sympathy for the dead children and would rather use the shooting as pretext to mock someone’s religion who’s upset about their murder. Very scummy.

View attachment 4912096 This Fat tub better be glad he’s not saying this shit in person. He has a very punchable face and he’d go down like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow man with a light push. You know he’s probably never been beaten up in his whole life either.

It Stay-pufT nigger. P.U.F.T.
Get it right!

But other than that, yeah.

 

[Mankirk]

This guy really is a retro cow. Acts like a 2000s atheist. There's a picture out there of him wearing a fedora, I'm sure. Just remember if you ever feel sorry for him he does this to himself

How do you get to a point in your life where you think that a bunch of little kids being shot to death is the appropriate time to tip your fedora about atheism lmao. The lack of empathy.

The super edgy kind of Tumblr atheists are like this. Basically if anything bad happens to anybody religious they laugh it up but only because they're assholes.

Anybody with even a shred of empathy would look at this as being a tragedy regardless if they were atheist or not. It's frankly sickening to this atheist how he's acting.

I haven't seen Internet Atheists™ overreach so hard in a decade. Who on earth (and nowhere else) is he hoping to impress by stooping so low? With """arguments""" against religion that could be outclassed by an actual 13 year old. What a kike. I'm not so sure government funds should go to enabling a lazy lifestyle for somebody who not only contributes nothing, but goes out of their way to belligerently lower the quality of life of everybody unfortunate enough to be interacted with by him. It could be better used being burned to melt snow.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

You know what's odd... Shane posts under his real name.

By which I mean: Shane the industry guru, the law enforcement contact, the redhat hacktivist, posts under his real name and therefore should have at least a couple fellow "known elements" willing to back him up, but he doesn't even have any on his list of followers (that I could find during a cursory glance).

We all know why: because he's full of shit right up to the brim, so that's not particularly interesting as revelations go. What is slightly strange is how you never see anyone who knows him in real life jump in to call him on his shit either. All his interactions are with online strangers and his own sock accounts.

I honestly think he doesn't have friends.

 

[A Sunset]

It Stay-pufT nigger. P.U.F.T.
Get it right!

But other than that, yeah.

My deepest, sincerest apologies. Also, related:

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I honestly think he doesn't have friends.

His unwarranted arrogance (and his smell!) keep people from wanting to get close to him.

 

[Need4Sneed]

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Call me MATI, but I'm posting this seperately because I really hope it bites him in the ass sometime down the line.
Barging in and mocking random people grieving 3 dead children so he can make atheist quips? Classy.
Shane I would pay disgusting amounts of money for 5 minutes alone with you and a hammer, you disgusting little cretin.

It won't bite him in the ass. Shane is a fat jobless tard. He has no consequences.

Nobody cares about him.... Other than us.

 

[JustStopDude]

You can tell who actually has worked with a big tech firm and who hasn’t by how they talk about their experience.

If they talk about it at all, they didn’t work there in any position that was relevant. You didn’t sign an NDA? Then you didn’t actually work there.

The NDA thing in the tech sector is a joke. Same with non-compete contracts and clauses. They generally are not worth the paper they are written on. Usually they are utterly not enforceable the way they are written. They only work the same way that lie detectors work; stupid people believe in them.

It's honestly a uniquely American thing and from my experience as an engineer, when someone tells me they signed an NDA and can't talk anything about a prior job, they are either a fucking moron or are lying about their experience.

 

[ten dollars off]

We all know why: because he's full of shit right up to the brim, so that's not particularly interesting as revelations go. What is slightly strange is how you never see anyone who knows him in real life jump in to call him on his shit either. All his interactions are with online strangers and his own sock accounts.

I honestly think he doesn't have friends.

This is a really good point. A handful of different jobs and 40 years old, but not even some "online friends" responding to or supporting his posts. None of the people he worked with keep in touch? Even losers like Lou Gagliardi have a few similarly pathetic losers chiming in. Imagine being so abrasive you don't even have a couple furries as friends.

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

Imagine being so abrasive you don't even have a couple furries as friends.

I've been going through his socials. He's been like this for at least a literal decade, just a total condescending prick to anyone who dares to converse with him. And he just can't help himself. It's like every other post that he's talking down to somebody. Honestly, it's astounding how he's got the energy to keep that up. Well, I guess he's got some uh, excess energy stores if you catch my drift (Shane you're fat lmao).

Would not be surprised if he had no friends at all. He talks like a smug douche. That's really no way to treat people.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Call me MATI, but I'm posting this seperately because I really hope it bites him in the ass sometime down the line.
Barging in and mocking random people grieving 3 dead children so he can make atheist quips? Classy.
Shane I would pay disgusting amounts of money for 5 minutes alone with you and a hammer, you disgusting little cretin.

"Uhm ackshewally either your sky daddy is a puppet master that makes bad things happen to good people meaning he's evil or he doesn't exist at all which is the right choice. You must pick one in my ridiculous hypothetical. What's this? We exist in a fallen world and all have been given free will to choose to do good or evil? FUCK YOU DAD AND YOUR IDEA OF AGENCY! I'M GLAD THOSE KIDS ARE DEAD!"

 

[AnOminous]

You know he’s probably never been beaten up in his whole life either.

I'd be pretty amazed if this freaky pussy didn't spend much of his high school career face down in a toilet or shoved into lockers.