How will you try to survive the Trans Day of Vengeance?

[NeroRisotto]

I have prepared the most convincing blackface plus stereotypical muslim garb so hopefully the trannies will ignore me.

What about you guys?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Let's just say I'll be doom guy in the pits of hell.

 

[TheBigZee]

Up until Monday I thought the men's room would be safest

 

[Shig O'nella]

Going for ice cream because why not?

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Compelling them to suicide via Zoom calls.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

im not scared of them or their gay little socialist gun club larp

 

[Dyn]

I'll just stay off twitter that day.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

By not inhaling the scent.

 

[Dysnomia]

I'm an actual woman so I should probably hide in a bunker.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'm armed.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Will the troons even make it to the Trans Day of Vengeance in the first place?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

By calling a troon a dude, and watching as it melts.

 

[MrTroll]

I'll run to one of my aunt's cribs, borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs, I'll be safe for days if I shave my legs with Renee's razor blades.

 

[Foghotten]

They'll already suffer 41% casualties by the time they get to me.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I've been using firearms since I was 10, these guys started larping this week. We are not the same.

 

[Rozzy]

Put on my best femboy outfit and blend in.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I'll use my penis if necessary, since I'm not afraid to use it

If they come to my house I have a baseball bat and a knife, so that'll have to do.

 

[Pangolin]

I'm hiding in a house of mirrors. A mirror will turn their own guns against them.

 

[Product Placement]

Troons will likely be killed or have killed themselves before they get to me. Reality is aren't many troon and even fewer "real" troons that aren't trans trenders

 

[if the light takes us]

I'm just a lowly rope salesmen. Not only will I survive the apocalypse, but I'll have made a pretty penny.