Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Associate Rick]

Theoden "Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Fuckboi?"
Wormtongue "A just question, my liege."

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

“I cannot jump the distance you’ll have to fuckin toss me!”

 

[Slobs]

If he ever "No child"s a fellow SFWA member he should probably add "fucking" to the end.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Update from Dan Mullen (5 sinks and counting):



Looks like the dullards at the Milwaukee police department are continuing to protect the most prolific SWATTer in all of human history. Pat is SWATTing himself.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Update from Dan Mullen (5 sinks and counting):

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Looks like the dullards at the Milwaukee police department are continuing to protect the most prolific SWATTer in all of human history. Pat is SWATTing himself.

So there *is* an investigation? I-I don’t feel so good stalker child bros…

 

[AnOminous]

So there *is* an investigation? I-I don’t feel so good stalker child bros…

They often claim this when the "investigation" is just calling it open while nobody is actually doing jack shit about it. They could just be lying to avoid complying with it.

 

[Broadside]

Update from Dan Mullen (5 sinks and counting):

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Looks like the dullards at the Milwaukee police department are continuing to protect the most prolific SWATTer in all of human history. Pat is SWATTing himself.

Hey you cop fucks, we all have to pay taxes for your paychecks so the least you can do is your actual fucking job maybe?

 

[Hambubger]

During the lolsuit of the century did they ever release the list of the john does?

 

[AnOminous]

During the lolsuit of the century did they ever release the list of the john does?

No, he got literal bupkis. He got nothing out of that lolsuit but a judgment lien on his house from Quasi, whose identity is also still not known.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I'm curious to see what happens first: Porque starts actually paying Quasi/his shit starts getting possessed to pay it starting with his precious car, or Ethan Ralph dies from an overdose.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Re the recent musings over Nikki's family (mainly Lynne) and their opinion on what's been going on- if you want to know just how much Nikki's family hates Pat, check out something a brotherman observed on da forums. It involves a photograph...

Spoiler: The Photograph

Here's a photo of Nikki and Pat with Nikki's family. Note Pat's smug grin on the far right:
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Here's the Robinson family Xmas card. Where's Pat gone? Have they... cut him out?
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Here's 3 random strangers that apparently didn't need cropping out whereas Patrick did:
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A brotherman reached out to Pat for comment:
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All right. Which one of you is Mr. Robinson's account on here?

Imagine your precious daughter, who you hoped one day would be cherished and taken care of by an impressive and successful man who becomes like a son to you, instead marries that. And she brings the petulant pompous fat retard to family gatherings and holidays ruining all of them with his mere arrogant corpulent presence and sassy effeminate voice.

It would be extremely hard to not sign up a Farms account and vent in secret about my insufferable obese closeted homosexual son-in-law if I were him and were presented that opportunity, to be honest.

 

[Post Reply]

In honor of Patrick's shitty tweets, I present Trident's Forge, PG-13 edition! Patrick has one F-bomb to drop, and he's selected its placement with input from his SWFA friends...

As the players changed out of their sweaty uniforms and stripped off their pads, Benson noticed his wife standing in the doorway, taking in the sights. Benson quickly shuffled her out of view. "Honey, you can't just come in the locker room."
"Why not?"
"It makes people uncomfortable."
"I'm not uncomfortable," she grinned devilishly.
"They're kids, dear."
"Awful big for kids," Theresa said. "But speaking of fucking kids, we have to pick ours up from the airfield, remember?"
"Right!" Benson said.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Holy shit how can a man be so pathethic and take so many humiliating public losses (at least one a week) without killing himself, honestly if there is one vaguely positive thing you can say about fat man is hes actually resilient.

I dont know if resiliency and stubborn stupidity are the same thing.

 

[Maude Snew]

They often claim this when the "investigation" is just calling it open while nobody is actually doing jack shit about it. They could just be lying to avoid complying with it.

Or the call's coming from inside the station. ACAB. All Cops Are Brothermen.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Or the call's coming from inside the station. ACAB. All Cops Are Brothermen.

Any LEO who knew what google was would find this and the pests pretty quickly; and if they’re bored they’d read …

 

[Irene and 22 others]

He does all his hunting in urban environments, no need to stray far from the fart couch. Also it's really hard for him to move on uneven ground, he gets winded very easily from being so fat.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i hope i live to see the day that Quasi gets paid.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Trump got indicted. I’m waiting for Porky to start squeaking about how Drumph is going to the nigger rape dungeon and how Queen Hilary didn’t kill Vince Foster.

 

[FinnSven]

insufferable obese closeted homosexual son-in-law

Pat is incredibly obese and vile.

However why is he widely assumed to be a closet homosexual?

I realize he is effeminate and melodramatic, but is there any evidence of him loving men, then punishing himself for it?