Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
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At this point we ought to add "been to Japan" to the thread subtitle

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I feel sorry for the above Japanese woman, she has no idea what she's unleashed on herself by being friendly to Chibs
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The first one saying, "we should go together" is just being polite in Japanese. She has no intention of doing so but to Chibi it's an invitation and a promise. And of course he needs to bring up the onsen he went to when there are sakura trees all over Japan. Yes some areas are nicer than others but I've literally seem people sitting under one single tree in a tiny park and having a flower viewing party there.
 
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Mostly just him sperging back and forth, and ultimately agreeing immediately when someone offered a counterpoint. The thing with Adam is it seems like he just goes with whatever popular sentiment he can latch onto at any given time. Does he genuinely care about any type of gun reform? Is he truly outraged? Or does he know that this is a topic that will more than likely garner a response from people.
 

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Yeah, nothing horrible has ever happened in a Japanese school.
I just love that he prefaces his normie gun takes with some fantasy scenario of him actually starting a family in Japan. In his head, he's already speaking fluent Japanese and has the hottest big-tit Japanese wife that loves Kingdom Hearts and Nintendo, with 4 little halfling children that thinks he's the best Dad.
 
Fucking LOL. Aside from what others have pointed out with Abe, enjoy getting stabbed and ran over instead. What I find most irritating about that post is the ridiculous notion he could possibly move to Japan and survive a day in that work culture, let alone start a family with someone stable enough to not stab or run him over as previously mentioned. Dude takes one little handheld tard trip Japan, convinces some Japanese twitter randos to engage with him, and he's already fantasising about if not absolutely certain he's one leap away from life as a full time anime character complete with a kawaii Japanese waifu.
 
Shot? Most likely not. Stabbed to death after school? Yes, that’s a possibility. One of my relatives lives in Hokkaido and one child from their town got stabbed a few months ago by another classmate. People will kill people. C’mon Adam, stop being a Weeb.
 
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