Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Falcon Sebben said:
LOL! So he's a 6ft wannabe or he's 6ft when wearing Timberlands or something. And he claims to be 200 pounds? Sure if you're counting in Duodecimal. This just keeps getting sadder as time goes by.
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Bruh, he's got the Moviebob physique! I bet he can bench 300lbs after banging your mum too.
 
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He looks like nick nack from the man with the golden gun

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I'm Just A Worm said:
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Heres a picture with Leonard Nimoy Shame posted while he was being bullied by Kiwi Farms, trying to find solace in Star Trek memories
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Why the fuck is he in a totally black void? Is he meant to be Fatrick IN SPACE or is the photographer a mental midget?
Juhlonduss said:
lmao, he read this post, went to check the MovieBob thread for reference, and then logged off to go stress eat.
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It must have been like looking in a mirror for him. It's so great to see him get assblasted in real time.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
I’m still trying to figure out a good alternate last name for him. Porks is decent but could be improved.
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we live in a society

one that legalized no-fault divorce and gay marriage

so we could have a possible cow cross over of mr & mr shane edward tomlinson

it could beeeeeeeeee
 
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Shane. Slag us off for mocking your pathetic Internet antics by all means.

If objective reflection is possible for you pause and think for a moment.

Members of this forum are mourning 6 dead people (three of which were young children) that have been murdered in cold blood by a troon cultist. You're propping up the NPC path of least resistance - for what? We are the only people reading your tweets.

No one here is 'bad' (albeit there are some fucking idiots, but they are quarantined to specific threads).

You are reading this thread like a hawk, so I know it's getting to you. You have been given some sound advice - inbetween @I'm Just A Worm 's arse butter knifing you.

Reflect on the sincere advice. Be kind to yourself.

(Or don't, and keep on providing us with milk. Kek)
 
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Ethics Gradient said:
Shane. Slag us off for mocking your pathetic Internet antics by all means.

If objective reflection is possible for you pause and think for a moment.

Members of this forum are mourning 6 dead people (three of which were young children) that have been murdered in cold blood by a troon cultist. You're propping up the NPC path of least resistance - for what? We are the only people reading your tweets.

No one here is 'bad' (albeit there are some fucking idiots, but they are quarantined to specific threads).

You are reading this thread like a hawk, so I know it's getting to you. You have been given some sound advice - inbetween @I'm Just A Worm 's arse butter knifing you.

Reflect on the sincere advice. Be kind to yourself.

(Or don't, and keep on providing us with milk. Kek)
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And if we're in a Shane advice giving mood: loose some weight. Seriously, your life will improve drastically if you do.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Added the Pinterest and Facebook to the OP.

Shane claims that he's no longer giving this place any attention for the remainder of the week:

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But he's still obsessively reading his thread, looks like someone forgot to visit a random cow's thread before leaving the site:
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Need4Sneed said:
no need to get his shit suspended. His null Tweet had 140 views. guaranteed
it was 99% O&A and Kiwi views. Just let him keep going.

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If he's taking advice on other threads to read and is into reading about people oinking for pedophiles he could check out this one: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/science-fiction-and-fantasy-writers-association-sfwa.149452/
 
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Vapid_Idiot said:
And the reality is all he had to do was as stop being a asshole on twitter, but the desire to get asspats from troons and libcucks is too much (and still not requited)
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He shares a lot in common with Andrew Dobson. The ego, the arrogance without merit, the lies, the attention whoring, the white knighting, the cognitive dissonance, the projection. Hell, all Shane has to do is draw cartoons he traced over of established cartoon characters who he then pretends are lesbians, and you'd have Andrew Dobson's missing twin brother.
 
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There are some serious fucking retardsi n this thread. Really, how fucking stupid do you have to be to try and unironically give Shane life advice? The fat fuck is in his late 40's and been acting the same way for decades.

What, you think he is the way he is because no one ever pointed out to him just how fucking retarded he acts? That no doctor has ever told him to lose weight? That no one else but you has ever pointed out how fucking pathetic his "smartest man on the internet" act is?

For fucks sake, at least captain save-a-ho's have the excuse of being horny fucks who have been programmed by society to view women as angelic beings. What excuse do you Captain Save-a-Cow's have?

Newsflash autardtists, Any piece of advice you can think to offer to Shane has been offered and rejected many, many, many times before. He isn't some doe eyed child who doesn't know better. He's a narcissistic, lying, self-important, fat, piece of shit, loser, who has been that way his entire adult life. Who has CHOSEN, to be that way his entire adult life.

Just point and laugh at the fucking retard. That's why he exists.
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
There are some serious fucking retardsi n this thread. Really, how fucking stupid do you have to be to try and unironically give Shane life advice? The fat fuck is in his late 40's and been acting the same way for decades.

What, you think he is the way he is because no one ever pointed out to him just how fucking retarded he acts? That no doctor has ever told him to lose weight? That no one else but you has ever pointed out how fucking pathetic his "smartest man on the internet" act is?

For fucks sake, at least captain save-a-ho's have the excuse of being horny fucks who have been programmed by society to view women as angelic beings. What excuse do you Captain Save-a-Cow's have?

Newsflash autardtists, Any piece of advice you can think to offer to Shane has been offered and rejected many, many, many times before. He isn't some doe eyed child who doesn't know better. He's a narcissistic, lying, self-important, fat, piece of shit, loser, who has been that way his entire adult life. Who has CHOSEN, to be that way his entire adult life.

Just point and laugh at the fucking retard. That's why he exists.
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How do you think we find cows in the local pasture? Let the sympathists do their thing, target and dox them. Simple as.
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
There are some serious fucking retardsi n this thread. Really, how fucking stupid do you have to be to try and unironically give Shane life advice? The fat fuck is in his late 40's and been acting the same way for decades.

What, you think he is the way he is because no one ever pointed out to him just how fucking retarded he acts? That no doctor has ever told him to lose weight? That no one else but you has ever pointed out how fucking pathetic his "smartest man on the internet" act is?

For fucks sake, at least captain save-a-ho's have the excuse of being horny fucks who have been programmed by society to view women as angelic beings. What excuse do you Captain Save-a-Cow's have?

Newsflash autardtists, Any piece of advice you can think to offer to Shane has been offered and rejected many, many, many times before. He isn't some doe eyed child who doesn't know better. He's a narcissistic, lying, self-important, fat, piece of shit, loser, who has been that way his entire adult life. Who has CHOSEN, to be that way his entire adult life.

Just point and laugh at the fucking retard. That's why he exists.
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Yeah, that's what makes it funny to do.
 
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