🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[bile demon]

There's absolutely zero chance of either of the guntlings not ending up obese, no matter what kind of environment they are raised in. Our destinies are not written in stars, but rather in our genes. Ralph's contribution to the genetic code of his progeny is a repeating sequence of 4 nucleotides: guanine-uracil-NIGGER-thymine (that's right, alogs, the Ralphamale has uracil in his DNA). In the eternal struggle between nature and nurture, nature always triumphs. Ralph's children are destined to end up as gunted manlets, just like their father, regardless of any and all external factors. This is their fate. This is what their mothers chose. There's no turning back.

 

[Luigi]

He has been so god damn boring lately.

Everyone's attention shifted to Ralph when the demon jumped out of CWC. Could this mean the demon is going back to Chris?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

There's absolutely zero chance of either of the guntlings not ending up obese, no matter what kind of environment they are raised in. Our destinies are not written in stars, but rather in our genes. Ralph's contribution to the genetic code of his progeny is a repeating sequence of 4 nucleotides: guanine-uracil-NIGGER-thymine (that's right, alogs, the Ralphamale has uracil in his DNA). In the eternal struggle between nature and nurture, nature always triumphs. Ralph's children are destined to end up as gunted manlets, just like their father, regardless of any and all external factors. This is their fate. This is what their mothers chose. There's no turning back.

It's a horrid future. Given Faith I assume Xander is gonna become a premium hog befitting his lineage, and Rozy is gonna become a kinda lanky pudgy guntling with an impressive pot-belly for her Gunt. Essentially all gunt with little/no fat elsewhere.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

It's a horrid future. Given Faith I assume Xander is gonna become a premium hog befitting his lineage, and Rozy is gonna become a kinda lanky pudgy guntling with an impressive pot-belly for her Gunt. Essentially all gunt with little/no fat elsewhere.

ReRoll will be taught the ways of the Eating Disorder so she will stay trim for her man, just like her Mantsu teaches her by example.

 

[Elmo]

I think the plan is to move back to the US before the baby hits school age, which is predicated on his uncle giving him his grandparents' "mansion" (i.e. modest rambler with a tree in the yard), which is a big anyway though

My muppet ass that this will ever happen. Uncle Howard's wife (and the current tenants) won't just let that happen.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Holy shit Ralph, buy some bug repellent for the baby you fucking retard.

 

[Fornicario]

Everyone's attention shifted to Ralph when the demon jumped out of CWC. Could this mean the demon is going back to Chris?

No, it's inscrolling itself amongst multiple hosts so the Merge can continue uninterrupted by physical incarceration of its progenitor.

 

[Bepis]

My muppet ass that this will ever happen. Uncle Howard's wife (and the current tenants) won't just let that happen.

It's really just a question of how much the hog will holler his family business all over the net when he doesn't get the house.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He did it! (Courtesy of @Balldo's Gate )

https://archive.md/eB6N2

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1641611131901865985

I will share my archival tool for live chats with a farmer of respectable standing if he starts Live Chats.

I will also share my knowledge of the platform and how it works if anyone wants to ask me.

 

[damian]

It's almost uncanny how much Rozy looks like Ralph. Like someone took his face in Photoshop and put it on a baby.
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It could be worse, she could look like Meigh

 

[Booby Jones]

I will also share my knowledge of the platform and how it works if anyone wants to ask me.

I'm retarded, indulge my retardation.

 

[MeltyTW]

It's almost uncanny how much Rozy looks like Ralph. Like someone took his face in Photoshop and put it on a baby.
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And there are people that said eugenics is cruel. I think if you showed anne frank that a child would have to live as THAT but female she'd thank a nazi and hop in the chamber herself

 

[Bepis]

And there are people that said eugenics is cruel. I think if you showed anne frank that a child would have to live as THAT but female she'd thank a nazi and hop in the chamber herself

I hope for her sake little kids in Mexico aren't familiar with the Muppets.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm retarded, indulge my retardation.

I know a bunch about it and some of how the backend works. I can also find out a bit more if we want to know specifics.

I have a few posts in this thread on some basic information that people should know about the platform to keep their information safe ans know when it is hidden and what is shared with the creator.

DON'T get doxxed by a rage pig. That would be a truly bad end.

Besides there, I knoe quite a bit more, so I would suggest we ask specific questions, and go from there, or I would be filling this thread with irrelevance.

The TOS and other policy might be interesting to an autist with time.

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I assume rumble does the same thing YouTube does where it counts a view even if you watch like ten or 15 seconds?

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

I assume rumble does the same thing YouTube does where it counts a view even if you watch like ten or 15 seconds?

Yeah, but it also has this cool feature where each view is run through an algorithm specifically designed to give fake-ass bullshit numbers.

Even Fuentes was calling Rumble's numbers fake.

 

[.iota.]

lol. @Truly Rural, i took the same screenshot, and for the same reason.

 

[Lidl Drip]

T / A
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Ralph is a master at spinning everything in his life into a win, truly. He could be homeless begging on the streets and he'd brag about making 50 more cents than the guy under the other bridge.

 

[DinnerDates]

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