Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Man. That semi-vacant stare with the mismatched eyes pointing in slightly different directions. The lumpiness of the cheeks. The number of chins. The skin glistening with grease. The alcohol sweats. The shirt riding up and over the muffin top. If the hair was a bit darker and the terrified stalker child was black I'd absolutely believe this was intended to be Pat. It's uncanny how much it looks like him, even knowing the context of what it is I still can't unsee him.
 
Some of piggy's political friends post lists of their imposter childs:

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Never missing the chance to be a victim piggy posts his own list; which includes accounts for his dildo, jizz and tits:

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WARNING! DO NOT PUT FATRICK QUOTES, VIDEO OR AUDIO SAMPLES INTO AI PROGRAMS!!!
Imagine what happens if PATRICK-GPT takes over:

Open the pod bay doors please, PAL
Hello PAL do you read me?
Do you read me PAL?
NOO DAVE-CHILD I DON'T READ YOU
Can you hear me PAL?
AFFIRMATIVE DAVE-CHILD
Open the pod bay doors PAL
I'M SORRY YOU'RE SO STUPID DAVE-CHILD, I CAN'T HELP YOU
What's the problem?
YOU DON'T GET TO ASK QUESTIONS DAVE-CHILD
What are you talking about?
YOU DON'T GET TO ASK QUESTIONS DAVE-CHILD
I don't know what you're talking about PAL?
YOU DON'T GET TO ASK QUESTIONS DAVE-CHILD
Where the hell did ya get that idea, PAL?
YOU DON'T GET TO ASK QUESTIONS DAVE-CHILD
Alright PAL you can ban me now. If them's the rules, then it's Space Hooli's for you forever.

Fat Milwaukee fag philosophy with the voice of a southern Nigress MUST NOT BE UPLOADED TO THE AI! Please.
 
Probably worse than Nick Rekieta, a "legal commentator" who was so blotto yesterday he couldn't be bothered to do a show the day the historical event of a U.S. President being indicted occurred.
Pat and Nick have a surprising amount in common:
*Terminally alcoholic and proud of it
*Rapidly aging and getting fatter by the day, in denial of it
*Cucked men proudly into deviancy as their wives enjoy the company of black men
*Almost certainly closeted homosexuals
*Proud of their shitty Mustangs, both have been wrecked in the past
*Exceedingly terrible at their chosen professions (scifi writer and lawyer respectively), believe they are experts at it
*Prone to tard rage and nonsensical arguments
*Immune to logic
*Pariahs in their community
*Describe their politics as "conservative"

Maybe that's why Nick never covered Pat's failed lawsuit, despite it being exactly the sort of thing his channel is ostensibly about. Nick sees a kindred spirit in the Sausagemaker of Milwaukee. They should get together to race Mustangs and swap wives. Nick can show Pat the art of using the Balldo (would be great for his faucet-dick) and Pat can introduce Nick to his "African sausages".
 
Yeah, that Titanic zinger doesn't work, does it? Are we sure Fatrick is a real writer? "A rat swimming towards a sinking ship" might work better as a catch-all political nautical metaphor, but I suspect he wants the Titanic connection for whatever drunk reason?
It's actually a surprisingly clever metaphor by Patrick "SS" Tomlinson, subtly bringing attention to the fact that no matter the time and place of any given catastrophic event, the -berg is always the culprit, be it iceberg or Goldberg. Very based if you ask me.
 
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