You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

totse said:
I mean I'm not trying to be autistic about this but
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you kind of come across that way.
Lady Bizness said:
Fucking vanlife influencers. Stop videotaping yourself making pancakes in your van in my neighborhood. I'm not your NPC.
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That said, fuck vanfags.

Kill vanfags. Behead vanfags. Roundhouse kick a vanfag into the concrete. Slam dunk a vanfag baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy vanfags. Defecate in a vanfag's food. Launch vanfags into the sun. Stir fry vanfags in a wok. Toss vanfags into active volcanoes. Urinate into a vanfag's gas tank. Judo throw vanfags into a wood chipper. Twist vanfag heads off. Report vanfags to the IRS. Karate chop vanfags in half. Curb stomp pregnant white vanfags. Trap vanfags in quicksand. Crush vanfags in the trash compactor. Liquefy vanfags in a vat of acid. Eat vanfags. Dissect vanfags. Exterminate vanfags in the gas chamber. Stomp vanfag skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate vanfags in the oven. Lobotomize vanfags. Mandatory abortions for vanfags. Grind vanfag fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown vanfags in fried RV tranny fluid. Vaporize fanfags with a ray gun. Kick old vanfags who came down to Florida from Long Island down the stairs. Feed vanfags to alligators. Slice vanfags with a katana.
 
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I'm sorry about that rant, guys. I'll just admit I'm pissed at a particular relative because he's a self-righteous closed-minded asshole. HIS opinions and HIS attitude about HIS opinions pisses me off. But I still love him despite how obnoxiously opinionated he is.

All the same, I'll leave that rant up because I deserve to be mocked for it.
 
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Lady Bizness said:
Fucking vanlife influencers. Stop videotaping yourself making pancakes in your van in my neighborhood. I'm not your NPC.

And then the dumb comments from people two neighborhoods over saying "oh well I think it's nice that someone appreciates our community, you should be more welcoming ~~~"

Yeah bitch easy to say when these vans aren't parking on your doorstep.
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Where could you possibly live that has enough people rolling around in vans making pancakes to make it an annoyance?

Really a rhetorical question as I don't expect you to level, but this isn't a phenomenon that I'm familiar with.
 
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totse said:
I mean I'm not trying to be autistic about this but I just don't know how the conversation is actually meant to flow when I go outside and come back a minute later with a stack of envelopes and coupons and someone comes up to me and looks at it and says Is that the mail?

It's a bit difficult to get past the sense that they're actually asking me a question to which the only correct answer is already obvious. And even putting that aside, I think I have a problem with being expected to go along with what feels like a lazy sort of conversational lob. You cookin' pancakes? Yes, very astute of you. (Yes, I offer them some, but don't get me started on the topic of rewarding passive-aggressive non-requests.) It's like when you're in the middle of a pretty unambiguous and common activity and someone comes up and asks What are you doing? And even though they ask it in the "hey what's up" way and not the "how did you get in my house" way there's still something grating about being asked stupid questions as a form of greeting. I dunno, I blame the helpdesk.
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So say “yeah” and then make some statement or joke about whatever you’re doing.
 
Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang said:
Where could you possibly live that has enough people rolling around in vans making pancakes to make it an annoyance?

Really a rhetorical question as I don't expect you to level, but this isn't a phenomenon that I'm familiar with.
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It is nice here. The internet "overlander" community tells each other about it, and then the retards that follow them on social media then follow them here. Honestly wasn't this bad in the pre-internet era, but occasionally had people trying to avoid campground fees or when the campground overfilled.
AnOminous said:
you kind of come across that way.

That said, fuck vanfags.

Kill vanfags. Behead vanfags. Roundhouse kick a vanfag into the concrete. Slam dunk a vanfag baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy vanfags. Defecate in a vanfag's food. Launch vanfags into the sun. Stir fry vanfags in a wok. Toss vanfags into active volcanoes. Urinate into a vanfag's gas tank. Judo throw vanfags into a wood chipper. Twist vanfag heads off. Report vanfags to the IRS. Karate chop vanfags in half. Curb stomp pregnant white vanfags. Trap vanfags in quicksand. Crush vanfags in the trash compactor. Liquefy vanfags in a vat of acid. Eat vanfags. Dissect vanfags. Exterminate vanfags in the gas chamber. Stomp vanfag skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate vanfags in the oven. Lobotomize vanfags. Mandatory abortions for vanfags. Grind vanfag fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown vanfags in fried RV tranny fluid. Vaporize fanfags with a ray gun. Kick old vanfags who came down to Florida from Long Island down the stairs. Feed vanfags to alligators. Slice vanfags with a katana.
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Would you like to join our neighborhood watch? We could use your energy.
 
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Neighborhood Curmudgeon said:
One person in my life reminded me of another thing that pisses me off: People who think they're smart just because they have opinions. They treat their own opinions like they're the Word of God. They refuse to admit they could ever be wrong or don't know what they're talking about. It's worse when this said person stands by their opinions even when they're shown to be wrong or stupid.
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I can't stand those people, nor can I stand when others treat me like I'm those people, specifically when I use uncertain language to convey that I may be wrong in some way. I sometimes get those people projecting that behavior onto me as a strategy when they're losing an argument, and it's insufferably antagonizing.

People projecting their own shit behavior onto others who actually don't act like that drives me up a wall, and I keep noticing certain demographics doing it to counterpart demographics more and more.

A lighthearted example for my own sanity:
> "wai peepoh donno hadda seesin dae foo"
> have never cooked with anything other than premade seasoned salts, sauces and pepper blends and never will
> don't understand the mere concept of aromatics
> think herbs are solely magical reagents for ousting spirits and casting voodoo spells
> think prison food and free school lunches are "white people food"
> can only taste grease, salt, sugar and a basic notion of "spice", and just barely, due to eating nothing but goyslop
> must drown everything in said base flavors or "it bland af!"
> have no idea what the meat or starches themselves actually taste like, still drown them in generic goyslop
> require even more overpowering goyslop to cover up the taste of the dish soap and bleach that they washed the meat with
 
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AnOminous said:
It was a fair rant, though, and only society is to blame.
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
I can't stand those people, nor can I stand when others treat me like I'm those people, specifically when I use uncertain language to convey that I may be wrong in some way. I sometimes get those people projecting that behavior onto me as a strategy when they're losing an argument, and it's insufferably antagonizing.
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Aw! Thanks, guys! It's good to know I'm not alone! lol

In other news, I'll admit it irritates me how boomers are obsessed with World War II. Not only that, but they seem to treat every post-WWII war as though it's equivalent to it. This becomes even cringier when these said boomers also happen to chickenhawks/armchair soldiers. They've never seen combat or experienced war in any context, yet somehow they're war experts. Perhaps that's also why they try to live vocariously through the current war in Ukraine.
 
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Had a neighbor let her lab run up to my front porch and take a shit on it, then walked away without picking it up. My next door neighbor said she’s done the same thing to other people in the neighborhood as well. When I saw her next I told her I don’t appreciate her doing that and if it happens again we’re going to have problems. She tried denying it but I had camera footage on my phone I generously brought out to show her. She didn’t apologize or say anything.

People think I hate dogs but I don’t. I fucking hate dog people though. They’re so much worse than cat ladies
 
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Shooting a bunch of 4k footage, going to transfer it to your computer, assuming, foolishly, that drag and drop works, notice a bunch of 0byte video files, assume they're corrupted...and delete them.

Only to discover 5 minutes later with some googling that you have to use a specific software or hardware to transfer files in excess of 4gb because the PTP protocol drag and drop uses just blithely assumes anything bigger is a corrupt file. Like...thanks protocol made before the advent of 4k I guess?

Something something read the manual but jesus christ that one stings. :cryblood:
 
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Friend of mine has been on a few dates with a girl/been seeing for a few weeks. She let slip that she has a 'fetish side hustle' that she's been doing for the past year. For reference, this girl is Asian, a powerlifter, and has a few tattoos.

The way she spun it, my friend said it was like she was describing a typical side hustle/hobby project which nets her a few bucks each month. But no, It's pretty much literal prostitution.

I've never experienced it personally, but it fills me with such immense despair and weariness that this is the attitude to such ventures these days. Like no dear, you're an actual whore, not a clever entrepreneur who has invented the wheel.

I've heard of the whole '1 in 4 women has tried OnlyFans before,' but it's so incredibly depressing to come across such tales in the wild.
 
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