- Joined
- Feb 28, 2020
Holy shit
It’s not over til the fat lady croaks. We have a cool quarter of the thread made up of enthusiastic newfags who may not get it yet, but the golden rule is- a true lolcow, a reliable ol’ legacy Bessie like Chantal produces her own milk. As fun as it is, no amount of poking her in the udder will make the milk any sweeter. It usually sours it, in fact. Never, ever assume that Chantal is reading your posts, reacting to the thread, or knows you personally as an antagonistic force. You’d literally have to steal her cat and be uglier than her for her to pay you any mind.
What is going on here lately? This isn’t even close to the longest drought we’ve lived through. The difference is, we used to let there be a lull; a few days where the thread didn’t need to get polluted with 15 pages of warmed over catshit. New and oldfags alike- don’t say nothin’ if you don’t got nothin’ to say. I suggest some of you get the ants out of your pants by broadening your expirience here- there are plenty of interesting characters and stimulating bullying all over the place.
Maybe Chantal is tRuLy DoNe this time. More likely she’s been unusually successful in punishing her audience, or may even be slapped back to the age of the Prophet iN’’’shAhllah. No one will make reality unfold any quicker by proclaiming her true-and-honest done for, or wishing her many happy returns of the beeze.
Now I swear to God if I open this thread and read another 10 pages of bullshit tomorrow only to find out Chantal has done NOTHING I will be slightly peeved

What is going on here lately? This isn’t even close to the longest drought we’ve lived through. The difference is, we used to let there be a lull; a few days where the thread didn’t need to get polluted with 15 pages of warmed over catshit. New and oldfags alike- don’t say nothin’ if you don’t got nothin’ to say. I suggest some of you get the ants out of your pants by broadening your expirience here- there are plenty of interesting characters and stimulating bullying all over the place.
Maybe Chantal is tRuLy DoNe this time. More likely she’s been unusually successful in punishing her audience, or may even be slapped back to the age of the Prophet iN’’’shAhllah. No one will make reality unfold any quicker by proclaiming her true-and-honest done for, or wishing her many happy returns of the beeze.
Now I swear to God if I open this thread and read another 10 pages of bullshit tomorrow only to find out Chantal has done NOTHING I will be slightly peeved