Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kier Starmer]

Well, Nick how about you stop acting like a cow. The random weird cope streams, the dumping of what made you famous, and doubling down on this weird degen audience. In the end, he is a husband and a father with everything paid. You have 0 responsibility other than being a father and maybe entertaining your fucking crazy wife.

This here is a man with no creative outreach or anything productive and is trying to project this successful career. In reality, you showed your ass quite literally and destroyed any good faith with your actual audience or peers that were decent. Your marriage is clearly on the rocks since you started getting attention from other women. Your kids want out because you bring shame on them.

 

[Spaded Dave]

He did an op

Honestly I put about as much faith in that having been an "op" as Ralph's horse leaving him at the airport having been a "work".

Which, let's be real, is the better of the two options for our Balldo'd lawsplainer. If it was some calculated "own the Farms" move it's far more embarrassing.

 

[Not Who You Think]

In the Elissa Clips video titled “Dear Fatties” posted a few pages back, Nick says:
“Stop Eating…
Just Stop Eating…
(voice lowered) Stop. Eating.”

Video should smash cut to Nick shoveling / slurping ramen noodles into his mouth when he was whining to Locals chat.

Here you go, with a little something extra from yesterday's MATI for comedic effect:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I haven't watched Nick in a while and haven't bothered to unsubscribe from the Locals emails, but the notification from this morning made me a touch mad on the internet.
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He's making food for himself at 4:30 in morning but if he had waited a couple hours he could've had breakfast with his kids. He brags about cooking and he had plenty of time to make a nice breakfast for everyone and chooses not to.

Spoiler: PL

My dad would wake up early and leave for work before anyone else in the family had woken up. Sometimes on holidays or snow days, he wouldn't have to go work and so he would make waffles or pancakes, bacon, and eggs and we would all eat together. Very nice, warm memories now.

Nick just has such a narcissistic need for validation that he does not feel that he has to expend any effort to keep his parasocial parasites clapping happily along like trained seals.

He is not wrong, but conflates his several dozen band of degenerates with 'the audience' at large. You can see this atritutde in his cringe tattoo, his snap on stream and the proclamation that he only needs LR and anyone else can get fucked, and his general rejection of any advice or moderating force on his behaviour.

Nick is going through pubescent rebellion--something he may not have been allowed or broken of when younger. While it is difficult to navigate between 13-17, it is immensely more destructive and EMBARASSING to deal with in your 40's.

Spoiler: Unsolicited advice to be scorned

Nick, you need to realise that you NEED people outside your tiny town and family circle to get by in life. I do not know if it is some weird macho, lone wolf thing or an exaggeration of 'no real freinds on the interwebs' but 'I will be us' cannot and does not work work. I have seen it fail time and time again where people with no support network or life advisors they respect get themselves into trouble and double down on the destructive patterns that got them there.

TL;DR Stop it. Get some help

 

[MudPeople]

It's obvious he's just goofing off from his "job" because it isn't giving him the dopamine hit it used to. Another ego-driven online human cancer has lost the will to stream.

It’s believable because he was “dehydrated” aka hungover. Pretty common symptom of drinking too much. Either that or he didn’t guzzle enough cum over the last week so he had to catch up

Yeah, I thought alcohol as well. I've been severly dehydrated, pissing brown dehydrated, but I didn't feel sick.

Don't disagree that Nick is both lazy and disinterested, but he's also a raging narcissist.

So much of his ego is tied into his "I'm rich bitch" and "#2 YouTube superchatter" claims to fame.

With the Depp trial bonanza well in the rearview mirror and nothing on the horizon, he's going to have to figure out some way to replace that income to feed his narcissistic supply.

Step 1 is going to involve showing up for work.

I've only saw him mention he was wealthy once on stream, if he does say it alot then it looks like he had a chip on his shoulder.

I thought Rekieta was going to constantly stream about his own case. Another boastful lie. But then what would he be saying if he did? Stupid lies, more boasting and the occasional forced admission that he hasn't easily won followed by claims he never said he would etc.

If he did, his lawyer would probably stop him from hurting his own case pretty fast.

- Nick hopes people don't think of him as a lawyer (in response to someone saying he doesn't seem like a lawyer). Nick said GOOD because he HATES what lawyers have become and he just wants to be a PERSON. Totally NOT becuase he doesn't want to talk about law except to moral grand stand.

Anyone else got the feeling he has a very high opinion of himself. From reading this thread, I don't see any case he did that was even eye catching. He also represented a woman who stole money from his church for free. I don't think he's the glowing example of a lawyer he think he is.

 

[lolcows_townwatch]

Did anyone clip nick absolutely drunk lighting into a lawyer in his hometown who is representing montagraph?

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

His Friday streams and Locals cope sessions are a gold mine for alogs.. I don't even know what to say.

 

[Lubby Smith]

"I AM COMING TO FUCK YOUR ASS SCHNEIDER"

Spoiler: Local copy

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

I haven't watched Nick in a while and haven't bothered to unsubscribe from the Locals emails, but the notification from this morning made me a touch mad on the internet.
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He's making food for himself at 4:30 in morning but if he had waited a couple hours he could've had breakfast with his kids. He brags about cooking and he had plenty of time to make a nice breakfast for everyone and chooses not to.

Spoiler: PL

My dad would wake up early and leave for work before anyone else in the family had woken up. Sometimes on holidays or snow days, he wouldn't have to go work and so he would make waffles or pancakes, bacon, and eggs and we would all eat together. Very nice, warm memories now.

My family's trad and so am I and my WIFE does the cooking, at 4:30 AM or any other time. Bug-eyes does NOTHING and can easily be a real wife. The other thing a real wife would do, even if the weird shit Rekieta does makes sooo much money, is demand he come to bed like a normal person at least one night a week and make time for the children at least one day and night a week. And a normal wife would absolutely demand he stop drinking. Probably, stop drinking completely except with her.
It's easy to forget sometimes how absolutely horrifying and abnormal these online perverts (and their worthless wives) are.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't see how going on someones stream is "enabling" them in any way. Null has been giving Nick nothing but good advice on how to turn his situation aroind. It might be good for Nick to talk to someone who doesn't suck his ass constantly and to just have some fun making fun of a fat retard. I hope Nick gets his shit together so I can enjoy this stream.

I'd be thrilled to see a nool/nick stream. It just isn't going to happen in the current environment. Nick bitched out. That's all there is to it.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

"I AM COMING TO FUCK YOUR ASS SCHNEIDER"

Spoiler: Local copy

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[AnOminous]

He's making food for himself at 4:30 in morning but if he had waited a couple hours he could've had breakfast with his kids. He brags about cooking and he had plenty of time to make a nice breakfast for everyone and chooses not to.

What an asshole. I remember when my own dad would wake up at 4:30 in the goddamn morning at least on special occasions and when we got woken up to go to school at 6:00 or so we'd complain and whine and have to be physically chucked out of bed, but then we'd be greeted by toasted buttered English muffins and over-easy eggs and bacon.

And then we'd go to school and he'd go to work.

Holy fuck I had it good as a kid. You never really realize how good you had it until you realize how bad other kids had it. Like Nick's kids.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

"I AM COMING TO FUCK YOUR ASS SCHNEIDER"

Spoiler: Local copy

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Good to see his "illness" passed. Terrible news about his heat rash that could he could LITERALLY DIE FROM. He sounds like such a fucking whiny pussy. He must have got beaten up a lot as a kid. I mean a lot.

 

[Potatoherder]

Her sure talks about fucking other men in the ass a lot. I also recall someone saying he was super into anal sex with bugeyes. I guess him being so forceful about anal sex on that one flashcast was a indicator of his homosexual tendencies.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick's kitchen rant against the farms was related to his weird Ralphamale move of trolling his own audience on one stream through an op. Then calling the farms "autistic" for reporting word for word what he said on stream and taking it seriously.

He did an op where he and one of his locals minions were talking on stream (the minion was in chat) about going to a Rupaul's Drag Race taping. Nick did the whole thing straight and at least IMO it was a Poe's law situation where there was nothing presented to suggest it wasn't serious or it was a joke.

One of Nick's defenses a couple months ago to information/documentation about himself & his locals that he didn't like was to say that his critics were misreporting his obvious "jokes" about things as if they were serious. Nick seemed to be trying through the op to condition his audience to not accept anything about Nick not coming from Nick as true.

What Nick is really angry about is the transition of his thread on the farms to being a lolcow thread. Its the typical lack of self-awareness of all cows. The farms is always great as long as its documenting other people.

This is the face of someone lying to themselves, trying to make you believe something that even they don’t. What is he even looking at, and why? I noticed he closes his eyes for long periods of time when the lying gets too far-fetched. If you are ever talking to someone and they look away like this they are probably setting you up, or are about to run off with your shit.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Her sure talks about fucking other men in the ass a lot. I also recall someone saying he was super into anal sex with bugeyes. I guess him being so forceful about anal sex on that one flashcast was a indicator of his homosexual tendencies.

That would be one indicator the other one being on simpcast and saying he'd be fine with other men touching his penis "in the right environment."

 

[Captain Manning]

I know @Balldo's Gate already touched on this, but yesterday Elissa put out a short that juxtaposes Nick's two views on KF. It might be easier for some to digest rather than the full "kitchen rant." She might have very well seen it being discussed here.

THEN: The people on the Farms like @AnOminous know their stuff!
NOW: BOTTOM FEEDERS!

It's funny to me that he was all for KF yucking it up with him over the degens in KickVic, but as soon as people here yuck it up over the Balldo and Hedonism II his opinion dramatically changes.

I don't think the Farms has changed any between then and now. I'm pretty sure what happened is he unmasked his true self, and the Farms is just applying maximum consistency when it comes to a person's behavior. Something something, true cows don't understand they're acting cowish.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I don't really get why you guys are complaining about a Null x Nick reading Ralphs legal filings stream together. It honestly should have happened long ago, but the good thing now is that there's a whole story to go through since its been developing for a while. [...]
I don't see how going on someones stream is "enabling" them in any way. Null has been giving Nick nothing but good advice on how to turn his situation aroind. It might be good for Nick to talk to someone who doesn't suck his ass constantly and to just have some fun making fun of a fat retard. I hope Nick gets his shit together so I can enjoy this stream.

I mean, I was looking forward to and would have watched it, but the problem is that Nick already ranted to Dick about how little he cares about Ralph's legal case and that was just a week or two ago. Then someone offers to be a guest on his show, basically do all Nick's prep for him and explain to him what's going on, and all Nick had to do is show up. And Nick couldn't even do that, because he was "dehydrated". Yet somehow he miraculously recovered to apparently get utterly trashed on the next night's stream. At least Mr. Vickers shows up to his snoozefests.

He's making food for himself at 4:30 in morning but if he had waited a couple hours he could've had breakfast with his kids. He brags about cooking and he had plenty of time to make a nice breakfast for everyone and chooses not to.

It's insane. I hope when Nick told Rumble that he'd do exclusive Locals streams multiple times a week he made clear that he'd be streaming himself stuffing noodles into his mouth at 3 or 4 in the morning while ranting about how rich he is or how much he hates his thread.

Does anyone know how many live viewers this shit gets? It can't be that much at that time of night. I doubt Europeans would really want to watch a drunk idiot stuffing his face as they get up in the morning either.

 

[200MB]

"I AM COMING TO FUCK YOUR ASS SCHNEIDER"

Spoiler: Local copy

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Nick writing his own gay fan fiction in real time lmao. Maybe Schneider can join you and Kayla on your next trip to swinger island. What a fag.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think the Farms has changed any between then and now. I'm pretty sure what happened is he unmasked his true self, and the Farms is just applying maximum consistency when it comes to a person's behavior. Something something, true cows don't understand they're acting cowish.

Here, this is the cow formula for evaluating the Farms.

They like me: *SQUEEEE* THEY'RE AWESOME
They laugh at me: *REEEEE HITLER AWFUL EVIL MORONS! BOTTOM OF THE BARREL!*

Like you thought you could buy us with petty flattery. You giant pussy.