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RockyFord said:
he even showed his reporting history lol
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Oh so it's was more then 7 times
Jesus Chris. He's giving Mundane Matt a run for his money
Edit: I find it funny his way of proving he didn't flag one person is showing every person he's flagged
Seriously how the fuck does he even get videos out if he's this fucking retarded
 
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Red flaming panda said:
Oh so it's was more then 7 times
Jesus Chris. He's giving Mundane Matt a run for his money
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Holy fucking shit, thats a lot of strikes, why do the rest of the commentary shitdicks keep this fag around/value anything they say? I never understood this tranny, why he's important, and why he shares that faggy Fortnite font with Optimus
 
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Holy fucking shit, thats a lot of strikes, why do the rest of the commentary shitdicks keep this fag around/value anything they say? I never understood this tranny, why he's important, and why he shares that faggy Fortnite font with Optimus
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I'm pretty sure no commentary bro really respected him in the first place
He's reported on dream SMP and said really nothing of value
If he wasn't such a lolcow no one in this community would give a fuck about him
 
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DrogelDef said:
In regards to the poop segment, fractal doesn't link to the archive from "Exhibit D", so I typed the URL into Internet Archive and nothing showed up. Unless I got it wrong due to how fucking small the image is, he made a fake screenshot.
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I was morbidly curious because I could've sworn I've seen this image floating around Discord for months, and the idea of it belonging to some drawfag I used to vc with in 2019 was earth shattering to say the least. Unfortunately I am disappointed to report that he's actually just severely mentally retarded and doesn't know that exporting Google Docs as a PDF ruins images- if you look at the original document, the "L" in "JohnNolan" is actually an I. If you fix this in the URL, you get the original tweet. Probably an important detail if people are calling you a pedophile but what can you really expect from people that argue over shitty art all day

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Despite this setback, I couldn't find a single trace of this image anywhere online whatsoever. After a bit of digging, turns out there's actually over 400 tweets from this guy archived just over the span of a few weeks. If you're considering falling down this rabbit hole, don't, because the idea of a schizophrenic CS:GO player sending their shit to their opponent in a fit of rage is nowhere near as interesting as a deranged artist turned scatophile sending their shit to kids (maybe that's just because I knew them at some point, now that I think of it). Assuming the timezones line up, you can even find the tweet John NoIan presumably sent an hour after fishing his own shit out of the toilet bowl (if it actually is his picture, still not 100%.). Truly history in the making either way and deeply ironic that furry cub fetishists are trying to frame this as a pedophilia thing

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Urbicide said:
Not surprised, he defended Animated James quite a bit
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Where did you see this? That faggot used to make fun of AnimatedJames and Shmorky every five minutes to the point you'd think it was the entire basis of his humor. Looking back, I wouldn't be suprised if it actually was.
 
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RoachTailor said:
Where did you see this? That faggot used to make fun of AnimatedJames and Shmorky every five minutes to the point you'd think it was the entire basis of his humor. Looking back, I wouldn't be suprised if it actually was.
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This was like 7 months back on twitter. He made a now deleted tweet saying something along the lines of "ya know, animated james got shit on way too hard I know him personally and he's a great guy who's really changed for the better" He deleted like a week later after getting shit on by people in the replies. I'll see if I can recover it, wish I had taken a screenshot

EDIT: I tried to find it on Wayback Machine, but he had already deleted it before it was archived. It was in late November. I have a screenshot of me replying to it.

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Urbicide said:
This was like 7 months back on twitter. He made a now deleted tweet saying something along the lines of "ya know, animated james got shit on way too hard I know him personally and he's a great guy who's really changed for the better" He deleted like a week later after getting shit on by people in the replies. I'll see if I can recover it, wish I had taken a screenshot

EDIT: I tried to find it on Wayback Machine, but he had already deleted it before it was archived. It was in late November. I have a screenshot of me replying to it.

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Damn the community hides shit real fast when called out even webarchive can't save it.

Imagine what else they really think if they thought they wouldn't be called out for it
 
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Red flaming panda said:
I'm pretty sure no commentary bro really respected him in the first place
He's reported on dream SMP and said really nothing of value
If he wasn't such a lolcow no one in this community would give a fuck about him
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Just reporting on Dream gets you so much clout? He's a Minecraft faggot. Nothing wrong with the game other than being singlethreadded, but I grew out of it a long time ago with the first wave of Youtubers that played it. Ah, those were the days as a young Zoomer in 2012. Don't really play games much anymore, I got Persona 5 on hold, need to finish Bayonetta on my 360 which probably means restarting- I don't get how these faggots find the energy to constantly game when getting to the start menu for me takes more effort than welding.

I guess thats a thing i dont get about all these commentary-tubers, how are you playing Minecraft seriously anymore? All of us grew up around the same period, yet i just kinda wrote it off as a kids game albeit with limitless potential. I guess Jayden's audience is about that bracket, 12 to 18 year olds, that dont have to work and want to hear how fuckin DREAM didnt cheat in that speedrun.
AltisticRight said:
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Fact checked.
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With our powers combined we become the greatest cancer cell on the planet.
 
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Red flaming panda said:
He has over 12 million subs and get's up to 50 million views per video
Dream and the SMP were kind of responsible for Minecraft's resurgence
So yes just consistently reporting on him will get you some amount of attention
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I do remember Dream's rise and what they did for Minecraft, remember, i am a Zoomie. I may have dropped it, my friends didn't. But I never heard of Jayden until I listened to other commenters. Oversocalized always online retards. You let this toxic idiot in instead of just never talking to him? Why @NotATurkey? Jayden is lining your buddies up firing squad style and you guys allow it instead of kicking ass and dunking him and just counterstrikeing every single video of his until he gets the point, you allow it.

I guess that's a criticism with younger zoomers in general, so much on that grind, no time for actual friends, and never actually backing up your friends either. If Jayden is so much trouble, nuke his channel. Youtube won't care. If all of you do it, and put our a joint statement on him about how he's been fucking with you guys for years, you'll have support.
 
Red flaming panda said:
Holy shit Tom. It's been 5 days since news about Chris getting out of jail came to the public, and you're now just getting to it?
You don't even say anything remotely interesting or new, why did you even bother releasing this
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*stress sigh* Tom come on. Muta, my Fat Laughing Indian Internet Man cranked that out in a night.
 
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Holy shit Tom. It's been 5 days since news about Chris getting out of jail came to the public, and you're now just getting to it?
You don't even say anything remotely interesting or new, why did you even bother releasing this
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For someone down with the pronoun, he sure deadnames and misgenders Christine a lot in this video.
 
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RockyFord said:
dude literally uploaded an ai generated apology video and got shitted on lmao
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Lmao, he must think he's some comedic genius for making an AI apology
>Lol I flagged this guys channel down for using AI and now I'm using AI, I'm so silly
Fucking retard has the mind of the child. Maybe if he got his head out of ass he see that the internet isn't an minecraft anarchy server
Btw here's the video in question just in case he deletes it out of shame
 
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