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The complete deadpan expression on his face says it all. He can try to act all smug he wants, but that guy is long dead inside.
Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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In both a metaphorical and incredibly literal sense.
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When you can crush another human being with your fat, Its time to stop, think, and idk, maybe put the fucking fork down, turn off the computer, go to a psychiatrist, maybe try to clean all the shit you created before you kill yourself with fat.
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I wounder what his underbelly could hide for me.
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Forget 600, 700, or 800, this thread won't even reach 200 pages before he dies.
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Only because he's so dull and uninteresting for the most part the thread will likely die again before he manages to. He literally has nothing going for him besides being a giant tub of lard. At least the Slatons are also Redneck Trainwrecks with hilariously dumb views on many topics. He has nothing. Which is perhaps even more depresssing now that I actually say it out loud.
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Well, at least he travels and surprise, surprise, the only thing he can think of is making more videos!
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Horrible things our eyes are not meant to see.
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Well, his videos are all he has going for him. It is not like he has any other source of income other then mooching off his family
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And even more horrible things our noses aren't meant to smell.
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There seems to be no limit to the amount of pure lard his body can stack. It just keeps bloating and bloating, disregarding the laws of physics (and estheticism). It's fascinating, in a twisted, perverted way.
Personally I want to see how far he can go before his heart gets squashed by all the putrid fat and his body becomes a bio-weapon. I'd wager he has some time left, given how long he has survived.
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Die Wotansperg
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Jesus Christ, I'm not entirely sure if I feel disappointed that I squandered my Dominar Raseth joke on the Slaton sisters thread, or fucking horrified that it would almost be unfitting because I'm 80% sure that this guy is about 50-100 lbs heavier than Raseth's canonical "I am literally to lazy to walk and have a big-gulp full of wine with me at all times" weight
that being said, If anyone can put me in contact with three strongman midgets who'd be willing to dress up as Agonizers, I have one hell of a plan to troll Gencon.
that being said, If anyone can put me in contact with three strongman midgets who'd be willing to dress up as Agonizers, I have one hell of a plan to troll Gencon.
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Takin' bets, everybody! I'll give him 3 days.
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I have now the most strange mix of feelings... I mean, when he talk about his 'deformed feet' and 'feeling defeated when he don't gain weight' it gives me some sort of sadness mixed with pity mixed with disgust.
But i'll give him one week, dude looks like he really like some Pokemon.
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Maybe this game will actually get him to start exercising more often. Maybe this could be the time he actually decides to better himself.
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lmao only retards pick team instinct
Pokemon GO's fucking amazing for giving you an excuse to go for a walk. So yes, Chance. Go. Go and play Pokemon GO. I'd love it if you got addicted to it, actually.
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