Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[DoomSayer]

And the trannies who Andy publicly likes the dick pics of on Twitter and flirts with.

Id say conservative estimates would put the paying audience at roughly 25% trans.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

And I can't help but ask - where is he going?

EDIT: 3 fucking Cum Road mentions within the first 30 seconds of the show. Pathetic.
The grift ran dry, and no amount of pocket watches or man purses is gonna change that.

They're ripping ideas off Tim Pool. That whole poker plan to play onstream is from Timcast. Kinocasino shits on Pool being the worst content but are actively stealing their plans..... Also of course PPP is gonna pay wall any and all Killstream the movie content. The absolute state of the Casino lmao

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Id say conservative estimates would put the paying audience at roughly 25% trans.

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Friendly reminder, the Trapnostate was a "joke" in the old Warski Live days when the potato fucking frenchman was still a thing.

 

[Ashton and Andy’s Bestie]

I don’t know if it’s for a lack of trying or a lack of outside interest, but the best shows/segments are by far when they bring guests on. That’s the only reason I ever tuned into the Killstream back in the day. It at least paints over that feeling of stagnation for a while.

 

[Local Fed]

I don’t know if it’s for a lack of trying or a lack of outside interest, but the best shows/segments are by far when they bring guests on.

Of course, the less that they (especially Andy) talk the better the content is. PPP used to be good on his own (with Surfer being a prominent side character) but now what he does with Tardski is basically a morning zoo radio show at night. Half of the shit that they say can pretty much be replicated with a soundboard which is really showcased in the videos that @IamnottheNSA makes.

• "OOOOOOOOOOO"
• "Hoooooooooooooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
• "ASHTON, ASHTON, ASHTON!"
• "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
• "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
• "Retard alert" *hits triangle*
• "AAAAAaaaaAAAAA" (Tardski's forced tard laughter)
• "[Paypig] for X dollars, thank you SO much"
• "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
• "It's tough there, folks"
• "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
• "It is what it is"
• "This is craaaaaazyyyyyyyyyyy"

Everyone, not just people who are making media, has phrases and other things that they kind of fall back on (and I think it happens more when people get older) but PPP and Tardski take it to a whole other level and stretch this shit out to 7-9 hours of nonsense. The latter is the more guilty party (being so genuinely fucking dumb and talentless) because he thinks loud = funny, and he doesn't have much to contribute so he draws things out to fill up airtime; it's like trying to fluff up an essay by adding extra words that don't need to be there.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Ashton attempting to cure his baldness by smearing bacon grease on his sixhead.
Warski channeling his fursona from The Lion King.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

They're ripping ideas off Tim Pool. That whole poker plan to play onstream is from Timcast. Kinocasino shits on Pool being the worst content but are actively stealing their plans..... Also of course PPP is gonna pay wall any and all Killstream the movie content. The absolute state of the Casino lmao

I liked him better when he was just making videos ranting about chaggots lust for black children and vacuum cleaners for five hours.

 

[internet friend]

pretty good new intro from a paypig
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Is this for real? This looks like something made in parody.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

We're soon approaching the point where the view count will match asstonnes weight

He should replace Andy with beardson his epic incel rants about his ex wife's bull would be a welcoming change from Andy's i-i-incessant stuttering.

 

[Fornicario]

I heard somebody call my name?

He should replace Andy with beardson his epic incel rants about his ex wife's bull would be a welcoming change from Andy's i-i-incessant stuttering.

 

[Cumroad]

The studio arch will one day be renamed to Andy's "Megamind" arch, and later, the "Oh, Andy's still dumb" arch. Here is why:

In Canada, you need mucho peso, mucho dollar as rα-male puts it, to purchase a home. Lets be libtarded and say Kino Casino harpoons $1500 in whale meat every Friday, $500 for the buy in, and on a limb I'm saying their cumroad pulls $2800 a month. Being as generous as possible. On an annual basis that's $64,800 each before fees and taxes. I'm sorry but you're never buying a home on that salary.

But who owns a home? Papa Prius. A normal person would do anything to get a home these days, so imagine what Andy and Ashton would do. The way to pull it off is simple.

Andy: "Hey dad, y'know the s-show I do on youtube?"
Mr. Prius: "Uhm, you mean the one you do with that Tyler guy...What's it called again? Twisted Kind?"
"N-n-no dad, what the fuck!?! It's Kino Casino AAAHHHAHAHA! We stream on youtube, and have a c-cumroad."
"Oh, so that's what you're doing these days..."
"Yeah...Well anyway, the guy I do it with, Ashton, great guy, he needs a place to stay, can he live here?"
"Of course Andy. Anything you wish."
"And I didn't say cum road by the way."

The seed has been planted. Eventually, as we saw, Ashton moves in, and planning for the studio begin. A short period of time passes, and Ashton lives up to the living habits surfer recently described. Food wrappings littered everywhere. In the fridge, in the toilet, in Mr. Prius's bed. Shit stains that don't respond to the most violent cleaning methods. Mr. And Mrs. Prius are fed up. Realising this, Andy transitions into Phase Two: Del Boca Vista

Andy: "Hey dad... I was watching this super cool iceberg video-"
Mr. Prius: "Iceberg? What the fuck is that?"
"It's like this video that explains everything about a subject. I used to make them on YouTube!"
"Did you? Anyway...What is this about?"
"As I was saying, I saw this iceberg video on retirement homes. Yo they're super cool AAAHHHAHAHA! There's one in Florida, Del Boca Vista, think you would enjoy living there"
"Sure Andy, if that's what you wish."

The Prius family minus Andy move to Del Boca Vista. Andy is ecstatic. Ashton and Andy move into the master bedroom. They have the whole house to themselves. No parents to tell them what to do!

How does this arch end you ask?

5 years pass. Ashton has translated his showmanship and previous sales experience into the muckbag sektur. He pulls a modest audience because he will eat anything. Not only does he solicit a new audience of feeders, paypigs and simps, more importantly, he shows his reverence towards the antediluvian lore of old, which to this day, brings tears to the eternally lurking writers room and godwinson alike. Andy is playing video games and hanging out on discord with fans from the warski live days. At this point, Andy's parents have either sadly passed on, or prematurely transferred the house into his name.

Ashton, down bad from gambling, takes drastic measures. Since him and Andy are common law, property acquired since the beginning of a relationship is split during a divorce. Ashton petitions for half the value of the Prius house, one million canadian pesos, or four hundred thousand dollars. Since Andy can't pay out of ihs pocket, the house is sold and the money is split. Ashton's half is collected by the rα-male in a libel lawsuit. Ashton is forced to move back in with surfer. Andy uses his half to buy kilos of cut cocaine cheaply in Canada, and attempts to smuggle them up his ass to Portugal, but is apprehended at the border and given 5 life sentences. At this point, Ethan is living in his Portugal vineyard purchased by Ashton's divorce money, and laughs about the whole debacle to 50 viewers on the killstream.

Andy Warski may be four things. Megamind is not part of the four things, so on occasion, he is five. But, like this ongoing arch, everything finds equilibrium, and the 4 things always prevail.

 

[Fag Albert]

Is this for real? This looks like something made in parody.

It's way more effort than they deserve either way

 

[A Sunset]

pretty good new intro from a paypig
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This is really gay, embarassing and cringe. I cannot imagine being an actual fan of that show enough to fucking make content for them. Must be one of Andy’s trannies.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

This is really gay, embarassing and cringe. I cannot imagine being an actual fan of that show enough to fucking make content for them. Must be one of Andy’s trannies.

Trandy Troonski and PPPooner out here stealing all the trannies from AF. Membership is down 41%.

 

[Estate]

More people will tune in to watch Ralph sleep on camera, then listen to these two canadian faggots.
Copesino sisters.... it's over ...

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

pretty good new intro from a paypig
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Funniest part wasn't this intro, it was the dancing around and monkey noises that Warski made while it played. Like an overgrown baby.

 

[Ashton and Andy’s Bestie]

The Casino is in the gutter right now, no doubt. But who the fuck in the sektor is stepping up in its place? MATI is literally the only other show I can stomach (not to slob on the knob or anything)

 

[A Sunset]

The Casino is in the gutter right now, no doubt. But who the fuck in the sektor is stepping up in its place? MATI is literally the only other show I can stomach (not to slob on the knob or anything)

Nothing, the Sektur is dead and we are experiencing its final spasms before the corpse shits itself and gets eaten by worms, disappearing as if it never existed at all - only living on in the memories of a few deranged autists.

Also that’s why Kino Casino even has viewers, no competitors.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

5 years pass.

At this point, Ethan is living

 

[internet friend]

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Ethan Ralph will outlive us all through sheer spite and stupidity