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But it's made with reduced fat cocoa. That means it's a healthy fat/sugar goo to spread on your bread that in any other country would be classified as cake because of its sugar content.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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Shame, quit taking selfies with Nutella and buy some floss and toothpaste for fucks sake. There are also other concerns.
Visible dandruff/lice on his nearly—bald head. Get some shampoo and lye at the store too.
Some sort of vile pustule on his neck. Homie just pop the fuckin thing. You can see that shit from space.
Also, anyone who thought Shame had a “neatly-trimmed” beard because of his selfie with filters he likes to post, this is the crushing daily reality. Unkempt hair running from his nostrils to his collarbone.
Shame quit taking selfies and go home and take a fucking bath. At this rate you need a Go-Fund-Me to get an emergency dentist appointment, and not at the local homeless shelter. Also why would you post this picture LOL.
Visible dandruff/lice on his nearly—bald head. Get some shampoo and lye at the store too.
Some sort of vile pustule on his neck. Homie just pop the fuckin thing. You can see that shit from space.
Also, anyone who thought Shame had a “neatly-trimmed” beard because of his selfie with filters he likes to post, this is the crushing daily reality. Unkempt hair running from his nostrils to his collarbone.
Shame quit taking selfies and go home and take a fucking bath. At this rate you need a Go-Fund-Me to get an emergency dentist appointment, and not at the local homeless shelter. Also why would you post this picture LOL.
Manul Otocolobus
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This really is an epic fail selfie.
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Damn, damn, damn-damn, damn. Another one. Sigh. There really needs to be a program where people like him are kidnapped en masse and then forced to live in a farming village circa 850ad. Dudes like him need to be spoon fed how life works.
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nah, this rare example of pure early Internet troll needs to be kept in captivity for all to gawk at and admire.
too bad it can't breed; we're losing the species quick; zoomers seem to understand that you can't do this kind of stolen valor.
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This guy pretending to be a hacker and then just throwing threats left and right, while also being fat is just like the perfect storm for a lolcow to be in the site. You bet that I'm gonna see how all of this insane fatty shenanigans turns out.
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He needs to get that pimple on the tip of his nose popped!
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Shane isn't even a street shitter. He shits in alleys.
Imagine being such a complete nonentity that even when he suckles on the testicles of another nobody like Fat Rick, Fat Rick doesn't even notice he exists.And this is the guy Shane simped for even though Rick doesn't know or care he exists.
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I will never understand cows who protest us mocking content of them by... giving us more content.
Also Shane, behold- your final moments on Earth have been depicted:
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He types the way Peets talks. Saying “fucken” and “fack you” every sentence.
I think it’s a fat faggot thing.
I think it’s a fat faggot thing.
ten dollars off
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It's been so long since I looked forward to checking a thread each day. Thank you OP.
And to Shane: people with actual careers in tech don't incessantly brag about it. It's one of those things that just become a normal part of their life. Even in glamorous careers like acting or music, those that are accomplished allow their talent and accomplishments to speak for themself. Minor powerlevel, but tech is my background, and nobody I know acts like you do.
And to Shane: people with actual careers in tech don't incessantly brag about it. It's one of those things that just become a normal part of their life. Even in glamorous careers like acting or music, those that are accomplished allow their talent and accomplishments to speak for themself. Minor powerlevel, but tech is my background, and nobody I know acts like you do.
Meriasek
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It's leg press, which is a 45° angle. It is entirely reasonable for some people to press 800 lbs on that even when their squat is garbage. Now I don't believe Shane actually pressed 800 lbs, because he lies about everything, but it's not an unrealistic claim for your average gym goer.
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Morning Shane. I just wanna say, you are amazing. No really! I mean anyone can be a fat, lazy, faggot Shane, it's not that harf. But not everyone can be a fat, lazy, faggot with rotten teeth who pretends to be an invention of another fat, lazy, faggot! That takes something special. Yesterday I called you the King of Cows and I want you know I really meant it. Hell, not even the UR-cow, Chris-Chan, can compete with you. I mean sure, he's a wierd, fat, autistic loser who literally sexually assaulted his own mother, but even he knew better than to spend decades pretending to be an elite super hacker vigilante.
Day 12 of waiting for the knock!
Day 12 of waiting for the knock!
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Someone with that much impotent anger is definitely shorter than average. The only way he is 205 with that gunt is if he was 4'8". I'm sure in Shane's reality he is a 6'4" gigachad.
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It's amazing how someone with that much facial hair can be so outrageously effeminate.
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It's so over, Kiwisisters, the fat manlet who covers himself in hair to try and hide the fact he's about as masculine as liquid estrogen is gonna hack us all and dox us, where did we go wrong?
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Looks like the kind of guy who owns a windowless van with "Free Candy" written on the outside of it.
The only techies I know that act like he does are the ones that have taken one course, got a useless cert from it and are acting like they're somehow hot shit. You know like the Tinfoil Knave himself Jay Geis. He got an A+ and felt he was now a god among men because of it.
When you've been in the industry long enough you know it's not your certs that matter. It's what you can do and what you bring to the job. The cert might get your foot in the door. The rest of it however is all down to how you perform.
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It's a soybeard, though.