Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Is there anything else Josh could have done which could possibly have humiliated Lukas more? Basically, this is like if Ukraine wins the war, and then as a joke everybody agreed to pretend to be part of Russia. Our “mortal enemy” is nothing but an ironic joke to us. We have the freedom to laugh at retards and perverts all we want, and no amount of money or press kits or DDoS attacks will ever change that.
 
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ConsentAccidentVictimNo98 said:
I can't believe Winter convinced a bunch of boomers that it was Keffals that was the shooter.
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Now that he's back, I'm actually interested in whether this was just a meme or whether this actually happened :story:

@Winter Welcome back, were you keeping up with the thread at all in your absence?
 
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Punished Neco said:
Whilst we continue to wait for Keffals to finally decide to return I noticed one of the mods Velvet (Who used to be Keffals Memes) has updated their profile picture, quite the slim looking avatar and it seems that they like the way it looked so much they're going to buy the outfit:
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The dress on Amazon was even nice enough to give a size chart to explain what a X-Large actually is: 44" waist
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Fat.
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Anyway, LeBron is the GOAT.
 
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3322 said:
Stream where Bobposting and Keffals discuss and advertise Bobposting's DIY bathtub HRT to minors whose parents don't want them to take it. (warning, lots of dead air and two incredibly boring people).
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Idk when this was added to the OP but watching it right now I can honestly say advertising DIY HRT to kids is bad, but I think I'm honestly more offended about just how fucking offensively bad he is at Star Fox 64... this nigga seriously let Falco AND Peppy die on the first stage lmfao
 
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Winter said:
a lot of it was Keffals just drama baiting to gain any relevance and to monetize "debates."
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Same as it ever was for the KefFAILing streamer.

Tried starting shit with Destiny - worked.
Tried starting shit with the Internet's beard - worked well enough that when public drunkard sobered up enough he DFEing his twattings for months.
Got invited on panels and was divisive/calling people names. - Name calling of others on a panel is gonna limit the number of panels you get invited on. That and the desire to get the money from chat limits who's gonna have you on.
After driving Kiwi Farms offline the next declared target was Tucker Carlson. - That target was never actually bothered with, or the target was shot at with the damp squib of the Keffals personality and was unharmed.
Then there was the "I'm gonna go over past Historic Internet Debates(tm)" as "React Videos(tm)". - The months of watching planned was dropped only a couple of weeks into THAT effort.
Then a couple of weeks of reduced activity with a new plan - back to picking fights with other low viewer count people who offered up critiques of what Keffals was doing. That kept viewership up/name in public circulation. Calling people retarded who call you out isn't gonna help.
Once the public callouts happened over the fight picking eventually the retard and telling people to slap on digital blackface happened.
And with people feeling attacked over retarded and blackface the retreat was to rehab.


The "pico/nano/micro InterNet Debate" space is odd as most of the time its not a debate and more of an attempt at a recorded and then broadcast struggle session. The format won't be kind to someone with the baggage of Porn actor Queen Clara the findom who claims to be a fascist due to their genetic material. The reaction to having pushback for being a shithead on the InterNets was the retard/blackface arc which ended once the social hail mary of drug rehab happened.

Rehab, the loss of the attack army, failing "debate bro", being the wish.com news reporting version of Jeremy Dale Hambly of the Richland Estate does set the next stage of streaming to be further KefFAILings.
 
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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
Just a reminder folx...

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Gonna delete these off my computer now.
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If it was possible to die of smugness I would have just died looking at those photos. Lucas is a fat dumb drug addict who every trans person hates now. I know this is old news but sometime you just gotta go back to shitting on Luke’s downfall, like putting on a comfy old pair of jeans.

I like that Kiwi Farms keeps a forever record of his most unflattering and unfiltered photos, and that he’s resigned himself to the fact that he will never get his fart porn offline. Poor Lucas, thousands if not millions looking at how ugly he is and his most humiliating and embarassing moments.
 
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Something Awful said:
Keffals claims his accountant told him he won't have to pay taxes on the gofundme. Of course, it's Keffals, so the accountant may or may not exist.

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If its for a medical procedure, a charity, a very few other stipulations, GFM can be written off.
Legal fund/travel is not one of them.
Lucas isn’t a registered charity.
 
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That lying fucker Elon has duped everyone yet again :story:. This is the second time Elon has pushed back the removal of legacy verified checkmarks, before it was supposed to be sometime in March, then April 1st and now they're being given a few more weeks grace.
I'm starting to get the distinct feeling that Elon is just bluffing about the removal just to have people panic subscribe to Twitter Blue and he's going to rinse and repeat this.
Keffals gets to keep the checkmark for a few weeks more it seems, at least maybe this way we can have the live reaction if it happens on stream.
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I checked here and there. Wasn't too interesting, a lot of it was Keffals just drama baiting to gain any relevance and to monetize "debates."
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Yeah... it's been a bit of a slog to get through honestly.

Edit, someone made a meme of Keffals, the skintone is from lack of bathing
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That lying fucker Elon has duped everyone yet again :story:. This is the second time Elon has pushed back the removal of legacy verified checkmarks, before it was supposed to be sometime in March, then April 1st and now they're being given a few more weeks grace.
I'm starting to get the distinct feeling that Elon is just bluffing about the removal just to have people panic subscribe to Twitter Blue and he's going to rinse and repeat this.
Keffals gets to keep the checkmark for a few weeks more it seems, at least maybe this way we can have the live reaction if it happens on stream.

Yeah... it's been a bit of a slog to get through honestly.

Edit, someone made a meme of Keffals, the skintone is from lack of bathing
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At the moment you can't tell anymore if someone is a legacy verified account or subscribed to Twitter Blue.

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Kees H said:
We should get a bet going how long it will take Lucas to start his next grift as soon as he comes out of "rehab".

Bonuspoints if Lukeyboy calls it "Lucas' his meth fund".
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Video entitled “Income has declined” where he cradles his moobs and monotones into the camera: “As you know, I have been away in rehab after snorting $100k loonies. I am asking you now…”
 
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