Manosphere Andrew Tate / Top G / Cobratate - Egotistical MRA "influencer", arrested for trafficking in Romania, lied about having lung cancer

Notice that in the Yoga Fire tweet two mortals attacked him in the laundry room, an implicit reference to the rape scene in Shawshank Redemption, and then he "met two men" named pain and suffering. His tweets were already hinting at two men raping him.
There's an assrape / Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash song) here, I just don't know how to structure it properly.

As for that dude respecting Gold Diggers; well, if you don't care who you have kids with, but don't pretend to respect a girl who will dump you the moment something better comes along.
 
Notice that in the Yoga Fire tweet two mortals attacked him in the laundry room, an implicit reference to the rape scene in Shawshank Redemption, and then he "met two men" named pain and suffering. His tweets were already hinting at two men raping him.
Tate did say he'd have sex with a female penis instead of a male vagina.
 
I know most of the photos he usually posts are modeled and shit for a specific look; but even if that was how he was looking at the time, dude somehow gained weight in prison, and not muscle weight, look at his sides and lower gut. Guessing there was a lot of stress and possible stress eating while doing those 1,000 squats a day; he also somehow mastered Yoga Flame but couldn't burn those calories.
What do you mean somehow gained weight? They serve trash food that is cheap and high in calories and he was stuck in a 15~ sqm cell. I don't think romanian prisons offer a gym area for inmates
 
What do you mean somehow gained weight? They serve trash food that is cheap and high in calories and he was stuck in a 15~ sqm cell. I don't think romanian prisons offer a gym area for inmates
But he was doing a 1000 pushups and 200 km walks in there!
The romanians pumped him full of High Fructose Corn Syrup during his sleep!


Also lol at the guy digging gold diggers.
Nigga,just wait til you face any kind of issues and see how fast she runs to dubai.
 
For some reason, I don't think he was locked up in a generic prison.
In many local prisons, occupation rate is at about 150%, and sometimes there are 15-20 people in one room. Tate would have cried real hard about such conditions. Food in both state hospitals and prisons can range from just fine to absolute trash that you cannot survive on, depending on how corrupt the people at the top are, and what sort of catering contracts did they negotiate. So if you're in Bucuresti/Cluj/Timisoara, you might be in some luck. If you end up in some northern or southern smaller cities, you will likely have bad conditions.
Most people in hospitals (so by extension penitentiaries, since both are run by the state) just combine what they can eat from the catering/cantina with the packages their relatives bring. I guess in prison things might be worse, but again, YMMV by a lot depending on location and relationships you have.
Fairly sure Tate got some sort of VIP/preferential treatment, for the simple reason he didn't say much about conditions, which can be dire for normal detainees.
 
You know, I've only just now watched that first fragment where he talks to the press. And the moment he says he's been reading the quran one of the retard fans starts shouting "mashallah!" to then be followed by chants of "topG TopG", so he couldn't really talk anymore, so he just started walking again.

My impression of that moment was that he was deeply annoyed by it.

 
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I read the Quran. It fucking sucks. As in, it sucks so much that its gibberish style of writing will give you a headache if you read that shit for too long.
I doubt Tate has read more than two pages of it.
The Quran is a special book, it is written in a very peculiar, unique way, some sort of rhythmic combo of poetry and prose that only works as intended in Arabic. It's basically a work of art that constitutes the foundation of modern Arabic. If we have some native Arab speakers I'm sure they could offer more details.
It also cannot be read without a guide, or at least footnotes, as a lot of the passages were part of a very specific historical context. So if you read all sorts of warrior chest beating stuff, you should know about the wars of the era and how Muhammad was forced into exile, and had to face both treasonous Jewish tribes and the Meccan elites.
Once you get the historical context figured out, a lot of the book is quite a good read. IMO. Westerners should definitely read both the history and religious side, most of them are completely oblivious about Islam and Arabs and whenever they engage in discussions with them they might come as retarded to most informed people. And Arabs should read on our history too, and learn where their lands start and where ours begin, and then we'll all live happily ever after.
As for Tate reading the Quran, I share your doubts. He's... well... too stupid. Streets wise, sure. Books wise, nah.
 
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The Quran is a special book, it is written in a very peculiar, unique way, some sort of rhythmic combo of poetry and prose that only works as intended in Arabic. It's basically a work of art that constitutes the foundation of modern Arabic. If we have some native Arab speakers I'm sure they could offer more details.
It also cannot be read without a guide, or at least footnotes, as a lot of the passages were part of a very specific historical context. So if you read all sorts of warrior chest beating stuff, you should know about the wars of the era and how Muhammad was forced into exile, and had to face both treasonous Jewish tribes and the Meccan elites.
Once you get the historical context figured out, a lot of the book is quite a good read. IMO. Westerners should definitely read both the history and religious side, most of them are completely oblivious about Islam and Arabs and whenever they engage in discussions with them they might come as retarded to most informed people. And Arabs should read on our history too, and learn when their lands start and where ours begin, and then we'll all live happily ever after.
As for Tate reading the Quran, I share your doubts. He's... well... too stupid. Streets wise, sure. Books wise, nah.
Let’s not give him too much credit in the street smarts. He did get epically trolled by Greta Thunberg of all people.
 
The Quran is a special book, it is written in a very peculiar, unique way, some sort of rhythmic combo of poetry and prose that only works as intended in Arabic. It's basically a work of art that constitutes the foundation of modern Arabic. If we have some native Arab speakers I'm sure they could offer more details.
It does not work in Arabic lol
Every Arabic speaker who isn't part of the cult will say the quran is just as ass in Arabic as in English, if not more so.
Its not unique either, the poetry is so dumb and basic, a literal child could do better.
And all that is because it's not of arabic origin, but of aramaic origin, but the stupid arabs did a really lazy translation of whatever was the original.
It also cannot be read without a guide, or at least footnotes, as a lot of the passages were part of a very specific historical context. So if you read all sorts of warrior chest beating stuff, you should know about the wars of the era and how Muhammad was forced into exile, and had to face both treasonous Jewish tribes and the Meccan elites.
lol bro what the fuck are you talking about?
There is no historic context in that shit. It's literally a mash of gibberish stories that have no ending.
It's Biblical fanfiction written by someone with Down syndrome who mixes up historic periods and people that should be separated by centuries.
Once you get the historical context figured out, a lot of the book is quite a good read. IMO.
lool
I dare anyone who is reading this to find a Quran online right now, read any random page you want and tell yourself with a straight face that you did not read a pile of gibberish.
Westerners should definitely read both the history and religious side, most of them are completely oblivious about Islam and Arabs and whenever they engage in discussions with them they might come as retarded to most informed people. And Arabs should read on our history too, and learn when their lands start and where ours begin, and then we'll all live happily ever after.
Bro, stop smoking hashish.
There is no historic context in Islam. The whole origin story of that bullshit is on par with Red Ridding hood. Homer's Illiad is more historic than anything the idiot arabs wrote about their own coming to power.
Muhammad, the literal godhead above allah in islam, has the most bullshit narrative of any historic figure, solely because arabs will lie their ass about the child fucking bastard. Muhammad isn't even his real name, there are stories about his early years that make no sense, like his dad dying decades before he was born, among a lot of other bullshit.
On top of which, to this day it is unclear if he was illiterate, or extremely literate, but either naive or lazy, which is why the quran is such a mess, if Muhammad even had anything to do with compiling it at all. Fuck. Considering it took centuries for his biographies to first appear, even when he was a powerful warlord cult leader, who the fuck can say he existed in the first place.
And this is their main guy all shrouded in mystery. Who the fuck knows how much they lie about all the other shit lol
As for Tate reading the Quran, I share your doubts. He's... well... too stupid. Streets wise, sure. Books wise, nah.
Stupid is not the problem. If he was just stupid, he could mindlessly miander through that garbage. It's that he's a liar and lazy who has said before that books are for losers that's my catch.
 
you should know about the wars of the era and how Muhammad was forced into exile, and had to face both treasonous Jewish tribes and the Meccan elites.
Agree that study of any history is a good thing and I would like to add the little context of how Muhammed and his little caravan raiding band of muslims were claiming to be oppressed horribly and once they got another army that sympathetically arrived after numerous diplomatic letters and helped the muslims take the city and watch how the muslims basicly gave every person in that city a choice to become a muslim or headless... that the leaders of the army that helped them mentioned that they may havr made a horrible mistake in assessing the situation and who opresses whom.

And Arabs should read on our history too, and learn when their lands start and where ours begin,
As historically a number of muslim generals have said when they torched another ancient library: "if it's in the quran, we already know it and if it's not, we don't need to know it".

Andrew Tate is a very fitting muslim because most of his moves are tactical rather than strategic.

For example moving to Romania: easier source and control of women, able to participate in the corruption. But also: easier to be imprisoned legally for a lengthy time without clear charges (couple of Assange exceptions exist of course).

Another example: becoming a muslim. Great tactical move to get some of that islamophobia defense and getting access to all those western muslim money. But strategically: now he's stuck. The path to not be a muslim isn't a fruitful one.
 
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Why are all these guys suddenly turning Muslim? I don't follow a lot of it but he has, which I assume is some kind of scam. And there's some big strezamer Sneako who I guess is his sort-of follower and he is too. Red-pill Muslims makes sense I guess, nothing more red-pill than a bitch better do what you say which works very well with ultra-traditionalist Muslim values.
 
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I read the Quran. It fucking sucks. As in, it sucks so much that its gibberish style of writing will give you a headache if you read that shit for too long.
I doubt Tate has read more than two pages of it.
agreed, here is a good read on the subject of the Quran. Also I recommend everyone ITT check out Apostate Prophet an ex-Muslim who points out a lot of the insanity of the Quran
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The Quran is a special book, it is written in a very peculiar, unique way, some sort of rhythmic combo of poetry and prose that only works as intended in Arabic. It's basically a work of art that constitutes the foundation of modern Arabic. If we have some native Arab speakers I'm sure they could offer more details.
It also cannot be read without a guide, or at least footnotes, as a lot of the passages were part of a very specific historical context.
Shakespeare is poetry but it's also legible without needing a "guide" to explain what every other line means. Harry Potter tells a whole story without needing a guide to explain what every other line means means. Conclusion: J.K. Rowling's a better writer than hack Muhammad.
I dare anyone who is reading this to find a Quran online right now, read any random page you want and tell yourself with a straight face that you did not read a pile of gibberish.
I took your challenge and noticed that not only is it mostly ramblings, there are constant brackets adding words not in Arabic to almost every single line. Not just English connecting words like "and, the, is" that might not exist in Arabic, several words adding whole thoughts and meanings to the sentence, like [This is the truth], [for power] and [Is it because]. If anything, the translation makes the text BETTER as it seems the Arabic isn't even written in complete sentences.

A third grade teacher would give Muhammad an F.
 
Shakespeare is poetry but it's also legible without needing a "guide" to explain what every other line means. Harry Potter tells a whole story without needing a guide to explain what every other line means means. Conclusion: J.K. Rowling's a better writer than hack Muhammad.

I took your challenge and noticed that not only is it mostly ramblings, there are constant brackets adding words not in Arabic to almost every single line. Not just English connecting words like "and, the, is" that might not exist in Arabic, several words adding whole thoughts and meanings to the sentence, like [This is the truth], [for power] and [Is it because]. If anything, the translation makes the text BETTER as it seems the Arabic isn't even written in complete sentences.

A third grade teacher would give Muhammad an F.
I'm not defending the content of the Quran (especially since I think Tate converted for insincere reasons), but the criticisms you pointed out could be applied towards many translated texts from a non-Western language.

Of course Shakespeare and Rowling make sense to you, it was written in your native language.
 
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