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a lot of the tractors on youtube/reddit are as retarded if not more retarded than phil and his fans. the term dentractor exists for a reason.
Orbiter DarkSydePhil A-Logs General - Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)
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I love this thread in the morning.
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Wow.
Faggy Otter, that is a ton of self-inflicted embarrassment!!
Phil has a way of drawing these people out of the ether and summoning them into our plane.
At least that's one thing he's good at.
Faggy Otter, that is a ton of self-inflicted embarrassment!!
Phil has a way of drawing these people out of the ether and summoning them into our plane.
At least that's one thing he's good at.
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Funny Harry Otter says that as Steve Of The Dead is the biggest tranny lover in the detractor community on YouTube.
https://youtu.be/Fb7GX9yqncs
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Whut?
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Replace "otter" with "retard" and you have it right
Sorry for the double post but it's been 3 hours. I thanked him on twitter for the gold dust and he has yet to respond to me. Probably won't =(
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The irony of a Phail lover using 'akward'
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God damn Doody just keeps getting weirder the more I scroll through his Twitter. He reminds me of the typical discord mod.
Dood is 47...
Dood is 47...
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The boyfriend thing is from Pastor Erik Miller.
Artaius
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Is he implying they have a miscarriage? Goddamn
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I took it as implying that he (Doody) is the actual father. I like the term Proper used in his stream today: “dentractor”; Doody’s a perfect example.Is he implying they have a miscarriage? Goddamn
Nicole E. Eggert
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Is this actually abnormal? Part of the reason I avoid twitter is because I was under the impression most people just post incoherent nonsense like this.
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its probably not abnormal, it is fucking hilarious that he didn't think to do it on another account because likes are publicly visible. he's basically letting everyone know he's got a little derich in him.
Artaius
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It's rather mid to be a coomer on Twitter. Can't imagine people use the site for anything valid. But the big issue is the obvious hypocrisy going on here. Glass house syndrome shit. No one told them about the dangers of swinging around big rocks? Like damn Doody just make a fap alt or Google your wank material like a sane person. DSP at least has the decency to not expose our fragile eyes to all the gay porn he probably watches.
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Agent Proper / Detractor's Investigation Alliance
Agent Proper's claim that he'll "just point and laugh" is a classic manipulation tactic to avoid taking responsibility for harmful behavior. Agent Proper is trying to normalize his actions and make them seem less malicious than they actually are. This form of gaslighting tries to make the victim feel like they are overreacting or being too sensitive. By using this lie to acclimate onlookers to his malicious behavior, Agent Proper is attempting to make it seem like what he's doing is acceptable or even funny.
In short, Agent Proper's "just point and laugh" mantra is a manipulative lie designed to make his behavior seem harmless and avoid any negative consequences for his actions. The following investigation exposes that lie.
SELF-INSERTED ANTAGONIST
Agent Proper has wasted years of his life making adversaries of Phil, Phil's family, and Phil's associates.
Encouraging harassment short of "bodily harms"
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Encouraging vandalism of Phil's home
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Encouraging Wings of Redemption's detractors to harass Phil
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Bragging about confronting Phil in his Twitch chat due to being blocked by Phil on Twitter
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Bragging about being blocked by Phil on Twitter again, four years later
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Fantasizing about Phil's suicide
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Fantasizing about "running through" Phil's viewer GorillaPimp
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Joking about fighting Phil irl weeks later
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Defending plans to sue Phil as a "good shit post"
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Urging Phil to join Kiwi Farms
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Antagonizing Phil on his birthday
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Encouraging vandalism of Phil's home
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Encouraging Wings of Redemption's detractors to harass Phil
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Bragging about confronting Phil in his Twitch chat due to being blocked by Phil on Twitter
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Bragging about being blocked by Phil on Twitter again, four years later
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Fantasizing about Phil's suicide
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Fantasizing about "running through" Phil's viewer GorillaPimp
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Joking about fighting Phil irl weeks later
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Defending plans to sue Phil as a "good shit post"
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Urging Phil to join Kiwi Farms
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Antagonizing Phil on his birthday
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Doxing Kat via leaked work resumé
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Advertising the dox
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Alleging that Kat fabricated her work history
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Accusing Phil of faking violent threats towards Kat
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Theorizing that Kat's pregnant
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Theorizing that Kat has a secret baby
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Fantasizing about Phil dying so Kat can do a tell-all interview
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Analyzing Kat's education and ambitions
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Analyzing Kat's work ethic
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Analyzing Kat's spending habits and why she works
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Analyzing Kat's Starbucks habits
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Kat can't even buy Phil a shirt without Agent Proper "investigating" it
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Advertising the dox
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Alleging that Kat fabricated her work history
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Accusing Phil of faking violent threats towards Kat
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Theorizing that Kat's pregnant
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Theorizing that Kat has a secret baby
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Fantasizing about Phil dying so Kat can do a tell-all interview
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Analyzing Kat's education and ambitions
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Analyzing Kat's work ethic
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Analyzing Kat's spending habits and why she works
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Analyzing Kat's Starbucks habits
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Kat can't even buy Phil a shirt without Agent Proper "investigating" it
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Suffice it to say that communicating with people in Phil's personal life is neither pointing nor laughing.
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
This pattern of invasive behavior continues as Agent Proper has also befriended, interviewed, and then antagonized Phil's moderator and major donor OnlyIcedCoffee.
Initial admission they're talking
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Accusing other donors of secretly being OnlyIcedCoffee
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Sharing OnlyIcedCoffee's trolling plans
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Bragging about OnlyIcedCoffee messaging him
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Commending detractors for antagonizing OnlyIcedCoffee, bragging he'd receive messages later from OnlyIcedCoffee as a result, encouraging further antagonism
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Distributing leaked emails between OnlyIcedCoffee and Phil
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Theorizing about Phil and OnlyIcedCoffee's relationship
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Considering sharing all their messages in order to dox OnlyIcedCoffee
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Alleging that OnlyIcedCoffee is now a Wings of Redemption moderator
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Prodding OnlyIcedCoffee
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Promoting the interview Agent Proper conducted with OnlyIcedCoffee; during this interview Agent Proper wouldd sincerely offer to have dinner and a beer with OnlyIcedCoffee
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Goading OnlyIcedCoffee further
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Confirming that the livestream with OnlyIcedCoffee was an interview
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This continues to this day...
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Denying that the livestream was an interview
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Accusing other donors of secretly being OnlyIcedCoffee
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Sharing OnlyIcedCoffee's trolling plans
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Bragging about OnlyIcedCoffee messaging him
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Commending detractors for antagonizing OnlyIcedCoffee, bragging he'd receive messages later from OnlyIcedCoffee as a result, encouraging further antagonism
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Distributing leaked emails between OnlyIcedCoffee and Phil
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Theorizing about Phil and OnlyIcedCoffee's relationship
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Considering sharing all their messages in order to dox OnlyIcedCoffee
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Alleging that OnlyIcedCoffee is now a Wings of Redemption moderator
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Prodding OnlyIcedCoffee
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Promoting the interview Agent Proper conducted with OnlyIcedCoffee; during this interview Agent Proper wouldd sincerely offer to have dinner and a beer with OnlyIcedCoffee
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Goading OnlyIcedCoffee further
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Confirming that the livestream with OnlyIcedCoffee was an interview
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This continues to this day...
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Denying that the livestream was an interview
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Agent Proper has solicited additional interviews from others close to Phil.
Whereas OnlyIcedCoffee reached out to Agent Proper first, contact was initiated by Agent Proper in all other instances. Agent Proper has no prior relationship with any of these people. For someone who preaches "just point and laugh," he has involved himself in Phil's life extensively. Why would Agent Proper do this? The investigation continues...
JUST "BREAD AND BUTTER"
Agent Proper has admitted that he inserts himself into Phil's life in order to sustain his otherwise failing brand as a content creator.
Phil is his "bread and butter"
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Phil is Agent Proper's chief means of support for his monetized Youtube channel. He's been uploading content about Phil since September 2018. He's been soliciting cash donations since December 2018.
There's currently 389 videos uploaded. There are 220 livestreams totaling approximately 40,000 mins of runtime. That's 650 hours; over 27 consecutive days spent watching Phil while requesting handouts. Agent Proper has at least nine different series about Phil, both ongoing and abandoned.
Channel playlists suggest there were five additional series abandoned after only one episode.
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That's 14 separate series he's launched with 12 pertaining to Phil. Agent Proper seeks validation from larger content creators, with varying success.
"Just point and laugh" and spend over 40,000 minutes on content you (try to) show off to Keemstar. While nobody's going to listen to 1,000 hours of Agent Proper's bullshit livestreams for exceptional commentary, there's years worth of posts showing his penchant for gossip and rumors about Phil.
SCHIZO CONSPIRACY THEORIES
When you're truly obsessed, talking about what actually happens to Phil is never enough. Agent Proper has ran with the conspiracy theory that SuperHound has secretly been working with Phil for years to sabotage detractors, and has prodded them both over these narratives.
Agent Proper has supported theories that Phil has deployed viewbots on Youtube.
Agent Proper alludes to many forms of fraud involving Phil.
Kat's car on the bankruptcy filing is a lie
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Phil's bankruptcy was a fraud
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Post-bankruptcy credit cards theory; tax fraud allusions
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Phil has secret post-bankruptcy credit cards
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Kat is a tool for a post-bankruptcy line of credit; Phil used PandaLee for Adsense
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Immediately retracts the PandaLee theory, Machinima helped Phil get a "Business" AdSense
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Despite all this, Agent Proper's somehow found spare time to spread additional rumors of illegal activities pertaining to Phil.
Phil sold illegal joysticks, resulting in blacklisting from the FGC
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StreamLabs banned Phil due to an influx of fraudulent credit card transactions
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Phil's misrepresenting review copies and sponsored playthroughs
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Phil's bankruptcy was a fraud
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Post-bankruptcy credit cards theory; tax fraud allusions
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Phil has secret post-bankruptcy credit cards
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Kat is a tool for a post-bankruptcy line of credit; Phil used PandaLee for Adsense
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Immediately retracts the PandaLee theory, Machinima helped Phil get a "Business" AdSense
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Despite all this, Agent Proper's somehow found spare time to spread additional rumors of illegal activities pertaining to Phil.
Phil sold illegal joysticks, resulting in blacklisting from the FGC
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StreamLabs banned Phil due to an influx of fraudulent credit card transactions
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Phil's misrepresenting review copies and sponsored playthroughs
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There's no aspect of Phil's life that's off-limits when it comes to Agent Proper's "speculations." Phil's immediate family is constantly on Agent Proper's mind, and he's shared his insights.
Phil's parents have secretly divorced; Phil's cousin is secretly his step-sister
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Phil was secretly a "bandage baby" to save a troubled marriage
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Phil's mom had an affair, Phil is an illegitimate son
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Phil's an illegitimate son, his mom caused his spending habits; bonus fantasy about Phil's suicide
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Phil's spending habits are from his mother
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Phil's sick parents are moving in
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Phil's parents are dying
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Trifecta: Phil's mom caused his spending habits; "bandage baby" theory; Phil's mom had an affair
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Phil was secretly a "bandage baby" to save a troubled marriage
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Phil's mom had an affair, Phil is an illegitimate son
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Phil's an illegitimate son, his mom caused his spending habits; bonus fantasy about Phil's suicide
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Phil's spending habits are from his mother
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Phil's sick parents are moving in
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Phil's parents are dying
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Trifecta: Phil's mom caused his spending habits; "bandage baby" theory; Phil's mom had an affair
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Agent Proper muses about Phil's physical well-being while he's bathing in the shower.
Any man this preoccupied with another man's life is not doing well in his own. It's no wonder why Agent Proper is a massive alcoholic. Deep down there's a troubled person hiding behind fragile personas. Agent Proper puts up several thinly veiled fronts to distract from his direct meddling in Phil's life. Let's meet the whole gang.
MANY MASKS OF AGENT PROPER: THE SAINT
Agent Proper sets the standard for detractor conduct (and conveniently reverses course when it benefits him).
Representing Youtube detractors on livestreaming Phil's creditor meeting
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Meltdown over his meme being used without permission (don't get so upset, just point and laugh, remember?)
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"Most detractors... don't even monetize their Dark content" (Agent Proper was already accepting tips)
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"I have been monetizing my content for awhile... I've passed money to LSB and DDM to mention a few"
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Meltdown over his meme being used without permission (don't get so upset, just point and laugh, remember?)
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"Most detractors... don't even monetize their Dark content" (Agent Proper was already accepting tips)
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"I have been monetizing my content for awhile... I've passed money to LSB and DDM to mention a few"
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Our analysis can be summarized as thus...
AGENT PROPER: "THE DUDE"
Agent Proper cops his underlying persona from fictional character "the Dude" of the film the Big Lebowski. This manifests in aloof posturing and feigning how little he cares. One prime example is Agent Proper's claim that there's no reason to care about how much money Phil earns.
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Not only does Agent Proper care about the money Phil receives, he seems awfully obsessed.
Three days later, Agent Proper would perform comprehensive analysis of Phil's Patreon
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Addressing a troll tip in his name; brags about "hunting paypigs"
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Promoting Piece of Peace tracking Phil's all of income streams
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Mocking specific Phil viewers over their donations
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"Sorry to cost you another wheelchair"
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Addressing a troll tip in his name; brags about "hunting paypigs"
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Promoting Piece of Peace tracking Phil's all of income streams
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Mocking specific Phil viewers over their donations
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"Sorry to cost you another wheelchair"
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Individual donors will even become the focal point of Agent Proper's fantasies.
Hey, do you remember that scene from the Big Lebowski where "the Dude" mentions he hates the Eagles and then spends the rest of the movie laying out unhinged narratives about the songwriting process of Tequila Sunrise?
AGENT PROPER: THE JANNY
Further confusing matters, Agent Proper is at times the sole moderator for the Phil sub-forum on Kiwi Farms. His duties (besides to "just point and laugh" of course) include...
Allowing new accounts to post
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Nominating others for modship of the Phil sub-forum
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Vetting information; deleting posts
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Verifying user identities
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Handling report ticket
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Pinning forum threads
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Locking/unlocking threads
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Moving posts
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Creating forum emotes
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Nominating others for modship of the Phil sub-forum
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Vetting information; deleting posts
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Verifying user identities
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Pinning forum threads
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Just point and laugh and moderate a detractor sub-forum full-time. Makes sense to me, what's your problem?
AGENT PROPER: THE FRIEND
Above all else, Agent Proper wants to be your friend. You'll even get a special message every major Holiday.
This shit really is his fucking life.
AGENT PROPER: THE (IN)SECURE
Despite all this being to "just point and laugh," Agent Proper stakes his sense of self-worth on being superior to Phil.
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Uploading a single Youtube Short because Phil doesn't want to do Youtube Shorts (Agent Proper would never upload a second Youtube Short because this wasn't about uploading Youtube Shorts, it was about proving he's better than Phil)
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Bragging about his work hours
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Uploading a single Youtube Short because Phil doesn't want to do Youtube Shorts (Agent Proper would never upload a second Youtube Short because this wasn't about uploading Youtube Shorts, it was about proving he's better than Phil)
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Go to therapy.
SUMMARY OF FINDINGS
The blinding audacity to preach "just point and laugh!" while doxing Phil's wife, encouraging harassment at Phil's home, contacting Phil's fans, friends, family, and haters to score interviews for monetized content, fantasizing about Phil dying, begging Keemstar for crumbs of clout, daydreaming while in the shower about how Phil's parents were on the brink of divorce and only conceived Phil during a salacious affair as an illegitimate "bandage baby" while housing Phil's deadbeat step-sister who they've lied about for Phil's whole life by saying she's his cousin...
Who the fuck is Agent Proper anyways?
UNMASKING AGENT PROPER
Agent Proper thoroughly links his prior username to his current alias.
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Second paragraph gives it away: Proper Pangolin. He's used it on other platforms.
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ProperPangolin has also been confirmed as once being his Twitch account; he's tied it across Youtube, Twitter, and Twitch.
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This was also his username on Kiwi Farms as evidenced by this message commending his promotion to moderator.
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Youtube, Twitter, Twitch, Kiwi Farms; that's four platforms all using the same Proper Pangolin username all in the same timeframe. Where else may he have used this name in that timeframe?
PROPER PANGOLIN'S IMGUR ACCOUNT
This is the Imgur userpage of ProperPangolin. Whether it belongs to Agent Proper will be clear soon (it does).
ProperPangolin Imgur Profile
Note the lack of archive here. There's only one useful public post.
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That's not much info, so what about that missing archive?
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This archive is nearly a year old. This gives us some (now private) gems.
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However, there's something more damning. It's that cat again...
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Now for the fun part...
UNMASKING MRS. PROPER
Quick detour. ProperPangolin has his Imgur favorites displayed publicly. However, archiving this page proves troublesome. Only the first 8 entries will archive, so here's the first 12 for posterity.
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There's our smoking gun. Did you see it?
That cosplay is in the same room as this cat. So, that means...
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We've got our Mrs. Proper, folks! Agent Proper loves himself some sexual chocolate. This ebony goddess almost concealed her identity, but fortunately for us, our Agent Proper linked it together. Thanks, awful opsec! Now that we know this nigger bitch's Imgur account, we can find out more.
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Wait, that first one is familiar. That was also in Agent Proper's favorites. Let's take a closer look...
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Hold up, who's this frumpy looking hoe? This was clearly taken in Agent Proper's apartment as it matches the cat photos. Updated diagnosis: She's not a nigger, she's worse... She's a cosplayer.
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Vomit bags not included. Digging deeper, you can also find this cosplay.
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"Beware" indeed. This leaves us theorizing about Agent Proper's latest Halloween outfit.
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He's clearly cropped her ugly ass out. If Agent Proper's the Randy Savage of the two, then she'd logically be the perfect ringer to dress as the Macho Man's iconic companion... Hulk Hogan! Well, let me tell you something, brother! We're not done here yet...
FOUNDATIONS OF A DOX
Let's just point and laugh with a quick lightning round on how to dox yourself in the comments:
Age dox, around 27 years old in 2015 means around 35 years old now
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Local sports team (San Jose Sharks) dox
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Region dox
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Geographical terrain dox
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Wife name dox
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While Karen was careful not to share personally identifiable information, this one stands out:
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She'd have the Dragon's Burn comic in her favorites as well
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Thus confirming she's a fan of a lewd furry comic written by a FurAffinity artist named Slypon, who draws masterpieces such as these:
This paints Mrs. Karen Proper as some degenerate furry cosplaying Tumblrina in addition to being profoundly hideous. What sort of man would hook up with such trash?
CHRISTIAN REDDITOR
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This last piece of the puzzle revolves around another ProperPangolin account, this time on Reddit. We know he's used Reddit, as he commented on this post about a Reddit AMA.
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Circling back to his five ProperPangolin accounts confirmed so far, it would reason that his Reddit account would use the same name in the same timeframe. Lo and behold, there is a u/ProperPangolin...
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The rest of his messages have been archived accordingly:
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CONCLUSION
We'll leave you with this appropriate Biblical excerpt from the tale of Daniel in the Lion's den:
I decree, therefore, that all men of my realm dread and worship the God of Daniel. For he is a living God and dwelling into worlds, and his kingdom shall not be destroyed, and his power is into the world without end. He delivereth and rescueth, and he worketh signs and great wonders in heaven and in earth, which hath delivered Daniel from the lions.
Daniel 6:26-27
This excerpt bears true for Daniel the Faithful, whereas Agent Proper is wicked. On this one day, the Lions shall feast. Glory be to the King.
Wait, aren't we forgetting something? :-)
DOX! DOX! DOX!
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Confirming living in California
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Daniel really loved telling us where he lives
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DANIEL ANTONIO LOPEZ / "DAN ANTONIO" / AGENT PROPER / PROPER PANGOLIN
Name: Daniel Antonio Lopez
Sex: Bitch made
Race: Puerto Rican mutt
Sperg Status: Alcoholic manual laborer, built his legacy from obsessing over Phil, linked his Kiwi Farms moderator username to his entire digital footprint, crops his butt ugly wife out of his photos
Age: 35 Years Old
Date of Birth: Aug 4, 1987
Occupation: Roofing
Hobbies: A-Logging, insisting he'll "just point and laugh" while harassing your friends and family
Religion: Church of Latter-Day Saints of Jesus Christ
Hypocrite: Massive
Phone numbers:
908 278-4424
541 279-7743
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1204 Corral Creek Ave. Apt 7
Paso Robles, CA 93446
Daniel Lopez is the perfect representative of Phil's detractors. His whole life has become aggrandizing himself by bullying Phil while gaslighting all you retards with lip service about how it's to "just point and laugh." He's a bitter failed Apex Legends streamer whose lot in life is pestering successful men to make himself relevant. Hey Daniel, keep it up! Maybe MaximillianDood will boost that creepy faggot who sinks literal months of his life into dickriding Phil after all!
Boy, I sure love to just point and laugh
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Looks like I have a new fan.
Mighty Pigmask
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This is a pretty gayboy doxx and you can see the dude think he's done something but this is a nothing burger. Literally nothing in these screenshots makes Proper look retarded and I don't even have an opinion of the guy. Seems like a scorned DSP cocklicker who got butthurt Proper made a stream laughing at Phil's degenerate fans.
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i won't lie, propers wife is a bit goblin like, but I would still fuck her, and I'm glad proper has someone in his life to care for and be cared for in return.
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Race: Puerto Rican mutt
