Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS:
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Dylan is finding out the hugbox and affirmation can't help him find a relationship. Dude could've been someones kept twink but no, he had to be a girl for the fame and fortune. Turns out the price tag was happiness and the tax was to be terminally single.
Notice how it doesn't say "man to woman" transition. Pervert.
 
I suspect it isn't for sale but will search later tonight. It's probably to Bud Light's advantage to make this partnership a bit more discreet.
They're a business, what's the point of making a partnership "discreet"? If it's not going to make them money there's no reason to do it. Trannies buy handbags and make-up so the Kate Spade and Ulta sponsorships made sense from a market segmenting perspective. But there's zero overlap between people who like Dylan and people who drink Bud Light, and 99% of the feedback is negative.

I still have seen zero proof* from anyone here or anywhere else that this is real, the can image could easily have been faked. If the brand itself doesn't announce the partnership then we should assume Dylan is taking out of his withered little ass as usual.

* just like bud light hahahahaha
 
In what fucking world did the marketing team think the average bud customer wanted to see a man in clown makeup grimacing at them. They probably thought they wouldn't care enough to do anything about it. Sad part is, they're probably correct. I'm beyond tired of these out of touch marketing executives consistently prancing their circus freaks about. I hope Null is right and that these bastards die out to get replaced by sane individuals.
 
As someone in the beer industry, I am sincerely flummoxed at this move. Maybe I'm not as irony poisoned as possible, but this is just the most brain dead move I could think of. Budweiser has a target demographic, and this is.... the opposite. What the fuck are y'all doing?
 
I still have seen zero proof* from anyone here or anywhere else that this is real, the can image could easily have been faked. If the brand itself doesn't announce the partnership then we should assume Dylan is taking out of his withered little ass as usual.

* just like bud light hahahahaha
February 12th, 2023:
Lastly on IG he posted an ad for Bud Light and if I counted correctly, this is the 26th sponsor on @NoReturn's list.
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Love ya, Dylan!!!
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Felt inspired to make something with all the art in the pooner thread this week.
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These things are random. He probably rerolled until he got himself.

Adults whining about texture or loud sounds or clothing tags is some infant-level garbage. You're an adult, buy headphones, cut your tags off, decline food you don't want to eat.
Some of these things are real, and you can't grow out of them, but like you said you're expected to have developed coping mechanisms by Dylan's age.
Dylan and his ilk play this stuff up because it gives them an excuse to act childish, but to anyone who deal with those things on a daily basis it's not something they would want to backslide on.
It's like people who claim to have a gluten allergy when it's convenient.
 
Who drinks Bud Light?
In my experience, the kind of people who will go way out of their way to point out how they're just a regular guy who don't need anything fancy, and how craft beers are fruity and gay. Like, the most obnoxious stereotypical beer-gut sportsball boomer guys.

Which makes this decision all the more fucking baffling. The more I see of Dylan, the more I'm convinced that this is all a giant glow-op. There's no way that anyone in marketing for Anheuser–Busch is retarded enough to think this isn't pissing directly in the face of their core audience.

I think we're all used to spite marketing at this point, but I really don't think anyone's gonna buy shit macrobrews to support trans rights (or enough that the brand attention gained is enough to offset the cost/negativity). This is clearly designed just to piss people off; this would be like trying to sell Hilary Clinton merch at a country music concert in the deep South, or if they made BLM-themed Dodge RAMs, or have Elliot Page sponsor a gun company.
 
The bud light sponsorship is probably one of the most out-of-touch campaigns I have witnessed. Here in Europe, no one knows who Dylan is and honestly, a lot of the European bloc is very conservative. When you apply this to only the US though it's worse as Budweiser is primarily men and people buying this will avoid it because it's really bad.

The lesson is corporate America through BlackRock investing thinks you can force change but you cannot. Dylan is still the most bizarre psy op I have come across. The objective is to normalize mtf trans people to a broader audience and make them more appealing for marketing. It does not work though because Tik-Tok is in a demographic that is not a typical active consumer but also Dylan looks like a guy. Typically you don't want things on your cans anyway as they don't market great and people don't care for them.

I just don't get it but here we are I guess.
 
Bud Light = White Trash Aqua Activities. A step above seltzer to ease the stomach, doesn't taste too awful luke warm, comes in big cases for big groups, cheap, moderately refreshing, if you lose one in the water it's not a big deal. Perfect for the pontoon or canoe. Makes no fucking sense to be associated with troons.

This has to be a psy op. There are so many more Dilly-friendly Bud drinks - Bacardi, Michelob Ultra, fucking STELLA ATOIS. I'm trying to think of the angles here. Budweiser (an iconic St. Louis Company) was bought out by InBev, a Belgian company that began in Brazil, in 2008. The current CEO is Brazillian. InBev does do a lot of dealing with China and maintains a positive relationship with them. As yall know, China and Brazil started trading with each other using their own currencies this week.
 
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