Erin Reed / Anthony Reed II / @ErinInTheMorn / @ErinInTheMorning / @ErinInTheNight / _supernovasky_ / beholderseye / realitybias / AnonymousRabbit - post-op transbian Twitter/TikTok "activist" with bad fashion, giant Reddit tattoo. Former drug dealer with felony. Married to Zooey Simone Zephyr / Zachary Todd Raasch.

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I only recently started following Tony's antics since his tweets kept popping up in Moviebob's thread, so forgive me for not being up on all the backstory. But has he ever given a reason why, despite the surgeries he's had done to try and make himself into a woman, he's done jack-fucking-shit for his utterly garbage teeth? Does he not see it as a problem, or is he just dead set against getting braces?

Minor PL, but from experience, those chompers are far too fucked to go the Invisalign route. There's only so much that it can correct, and with the sheer number and size of those gaps, Tony would almost have to get braces, maybe appliances as well. On top of that, the whole process would probably take a couple years at least, and as we all know, troons have a poor ability to delay gratification. It wouldn't surprise me if he can't handle the thought of wearing braces until he's nearly 40, so he keeps putting it off and telling himself it's not a problem.

Granted, given how yellow those teef are, dental hygiene probably isn't on the top of his priorities.

He's probably used to the way his teeth look and how to best smile to avoid showing them off, plus getting his Tranama Canal dug out was new and exciting and near-instantaneous! Months or years of sloooowly having braces make your teeth look semi-presentable is just BORING!

 

[One87five0]

I only recently started following Tony's antics since his tweets kept popping up in Moviebob's thread, so forgive me for not being up on all the backstory. But has he ever given a reason why, despite the surgeries he's had done to try and make himself into a woman, he's done jack-fucking-shit for his utterly garbage teeth? Does he not see it as a problem, or is he just dead set against getting braces?

Minor PL, but from experience, those chompers are far too fucked to go the Invisalign route. There's only so much that it can correct, and with the sheer number and size of those gaps, Tony would almost have to get braces, maybe appliances as well. On top of that, the whole process would probably take a couple years at least, and as we all know, troons have a poor ability to delay gratification. It wouldn't surprise me if he can't handle the thought of wearing braces until he's nearly 40, so he keeps putting it off and telling himself it's not a problem.

Granted, given how yellow those teef are, dental hygiene probably isn't on the top of his priorities.

Iirc, he mentioned once that he's planning to fix them eventually. I don't have the patience to find the tweet, but I'm confident @Geranium can dig it up. He knows his grill is gnarly, but afaik, he's never explained why he butchered his face and genitals before addressing his teeth. If I were him, that would be the first thing I'd fix because fucked up teeth have a massive effect on your face shape... it would make sense to straighten your teeth before hacking away your jaw and chin, but what can I say? Troons are retarded.

He could also just own it... I know several people with crooked teeth who smile with their mouths open because they dgaf. Tony is clearly insecure though, which makes his decision to neglect his chompers very strange.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Iirc, he mentioned once that he's planning to fix them eventually. I don't have the patience to find the tweet, but I'm confident @Geranium can dig it up. He knows his grill is gnarly, but afaik, he's never explained why he butchered his face and genitals before addressing his teeth. If I were him, that would be the first thing I'd fix because fucked up teeth have a massive effect on your face shape... it would make sense to straighten your teeth before hacking away your jaw and chin, but what can I say? Troons are retarded.

He could also just own it... I know several people with crooked teeth who smile with their mouths open because they dgaf. Tony is clearly insecure though, which makes his decision to neglect his chompers very strange.

He was just at the dentist too.

You didn't have a problem coming up with 25k to chop your dick off.

Aren't too bad?

So less than you spent on lopping off your twig and giggle berries?

Trooning out has always been more important than his teeth.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Tony just makes shit up.

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I like how he completely ignored the most straight forward explanation for the poor data: people's "trans" or "cis" status isn't recorded anywhere. (Also, Tony has said before he completely opposes the government recording this.)

Suicides aren't recorded as "violent crimes" in any case because that would be stupid. (Maybe Tony considers it a crime against the crown for taking away a subject without permission.)

The following books will be returned to the shelves in all Llano County libraries:

• My Butt is So Noisy!; I Broke My Butt!; and I Need a New Butt! by Dawn McMillan
• Larry the Farting Leprechaun; Gary the Goose and His Gas is on the Loose; Freddie the Farting Snowman; and Harvey the Heart Has Too Many Farts by Jane Bexley

Book ban lifted in Llano County in federal judge ruling

Congrats to trans women everywhere!

Fun fact: this news article spells the judge's last name wrong every single time.

He was just at the dentist too.

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Trooning out has always been more important than his teeth.

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Dude spent nearly four years waiting to have a preventative outpatient procedure taken care of while he still had a job but got his dick dug out and his face carved up in no time flat.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Is Zac colorblind? I ask sincerely, I know colorblindness is more common among males.

This is an interesting theory because red-green colorblindness is connected to the XY sex chromosomes! Did Zac see a muted greyish ensemble, and Tony just flashed his gap-toothed grimace of a smile and told him how beautiful and feminine he looked?

 

[ForDarks3id]

How the fuck can Tony not afford to fix his teeth? He has to be making in the low six figures. Unless he spends his money on hardcore drugs with other DC trannies.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

How the fuck can Tony not afford to fix his teeth? He has to be making in the low six figures. Unless he spends his money on hardcore drugs with other DC trannies.

He pisses away a ton of money flying around the country LARPING with his boyfriend Zack (and neglecting his parental obligations

 

[King Dead]

He was just at the dentist too.

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You didn't have a problem coming up with 25k to chop your dick off.

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Aren't too bad?

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So less than you spent on lopping off your twig and giggle berries?

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Trooning out has always been more important than his teeth.

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Thanks for the screencaps, and thanks to everyone else for filling me in (pun not intended). It really is a great example of troon priorities at work: anything that gets in the way of Tony LARPing as a woman can be put aside, even if it would be an objective improvement in his appearance and well-being. With all the money he raised to get his dickchop, and all the money that retarded troons still throw at him, he should have been able to get started ages ago, maybe even being done by now.

I notice also that he said he needed to get his wisdom teeth out back in 2019, but only had that surgery done about a month ago. Dickchop must've been more important! I wonder how many oral surgeons he bitched at about forcing him to go off his titty skittles until he found one that didn't care. I'd hazard a guess that there's a good reason why they'd want you off of hormones before surgery, but Tony wouldn't listen to the docs who were telling him things he didn't want to hear.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

I found some interesting data points about Tony's "genocide" in the 2019 FBI Uniform Crime Report.

 

[Geranium]

He pisses away a ton of money flying around the country LARPING with his boyfriend Zack (and neglecting his parental obligations

Oh come off it. Infamously he’s only been dating Zac since September or October, and it’s the week before Easter so Kiddo’s probably with his mother during the school break. Dylan and his previous boyfriend were both in DC.

Glassdoor suggests his previous jobs (Digital Director at ShareBlue/The American Independent, Strategist at Chong+Koster) paid between $65,000 and $100,000. He’s presumably got some amount of college debt from his bachelors and masters, and probably ran up some from his failed attempt at a PhD.

He’s a single parent, rents his Germantown house, and Kiddo is (or at least was) in private school.

Tony may not be a paragon of frugality but he’s hardly pissing money away, he’s still wearing those old church lady dresses for god’s sake.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I just approve of anything that leads Tony-son to spend more time with his other relatives. We're lucky he's not identical twins or this upcoming marriage could lead to a deeply fucked reimagining of The Parent Trap.

 

[Geranium]

this upcoming marriage

I was wondering: is the proud son of Montana, state representative for district 100 Zooey Zephyr, going to move to Germantown after he gets married to Tony?

I don't see Tony moving to Montana, but the visual of a trans Democratic rep running off to DC part-way through his state term is just perfect.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I assume it'll be a long distance thing for a long while.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Zac just looks like a man wearing a Led Zeppelin costume. Why not just fucking be a man, Zac

Agree. And Tony just looks like the offspring of a human and a goblin. In his old pictures he looked odd but at least he looked human. Now he looks like something that took a wrong turn on the evolutionary timeline.

 

[Frances Kiwi Farmer]

This is an interesting theory because red-green colorblindness is connected to the XY sex chromosomes! Did Zac see a muted greyish ensemble, and Tony just flashed his gap-toothed grimace of a smile and told him how beautiful and feminine he looked?

Those boots are still hideous, but at least in the right picture they match the outfit.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Agree. And Tony just looks like the offspring of a human and a goblin. In his old pictures he looked odd but at least he looked human. Now he looks like something that took a wrong turn on the evolutionary timeline.

Pak Protector: And I thought the rest of you smelt like shit!

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Tony may not be a paragon of frugality but he’s hardly pissing money away, he’s still wearing those old church lady dresses for god’s sake.

You reminded me of something. Do you think Tony paid for his performative sissy voice?

 

[Geranium]

You reminded me of something. Do you think Tony paid for his performative sissy voice?

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I believe he did enlist a “transfem voice coach”:

I found Tony's archive of voice-training recordings.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

I believe he did enlist a “transfem voice coach”:

Wow! I never cease being amazed at how much material people have been able to dig up. Talk aboutbeing careless with your interent footprint.

 

[ForDarks3id]

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Those boots are still hideous, but at least in the right picture they match the outfit.

Give it a extra year or two and Tony is going to gain 20-30lbs more.