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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph šŸ· happen?

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Spite baby #3 here we go.
He announces it minutes after the first pregnancy test is positive, not a smart move.
Anyway, aside from that, they had a lot of help from Harry and Manda's family the first time around, both financially and emotionally. Now they won't have any of that (I hope Harry is not dumb enough to take her back now).
Add to that the stress of a 1 year old, the fact Ralph does not do anything to help with the baby, the fact he hates her crying, etc.
Both Faith and the horse ran to their parents in their late pregnancy, what will happen now when that's not a possibility? Who will take care of Rosie when she is too weak or sick to do it?
Fantastic planning by Ralph as usual, never able to do anything unless it's out of spite or to benefit himself and his addictions. The horse deserves all the suffering in the world for bringing another child into that environment though.

I'm conflicted, I don't know if I hope it's another girl or not. On the one hand, it would drive Ralph crazy, on the other, with a new boy maybe he will finally abandon Xander and give him a chance at a better life.
 
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i love that the tweet is written like a "here we go again", flat and exhausted. i guarantee you he found out, stood there for a second or rather sat there, and then slowly got out his phone to type that as his first reaction. like you just found another leak in the car is the tone and vibe of this tweet.
 
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It's been a rough couple of years for out boi Ralph. Let us see how much wisdom he gained from all of it.

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Regarding May's pregnancy I want to remind people back in the good old days America used to have state eugenics boards where people convicted of violent felonies like attacking a female cop could be recommended and voted on (By a panel of doctors and psychologists not the general public) to be forcibly sterilized so they didn't reproduce and create more dysgenic criminals. People like to hyper focus on the disabled who were sterilized but often ignore that we used to do it to criminals too.
 
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Regarding May's pregnancy I want to remind people back in the good old days America used to have state eugenics boards where people convicted of violent felonies like attacking a female cop could be recommended and voted on to be forcibly sterilized so they didn't reproduce and create more dysgenic criminals. People like the hyper focus on the disabled who were sterilized but often ignore that we used to do it to criminals too.
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Look how that turned out.
 
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