Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I'mThePatMan! said:
"Hey pal. I'm sorry you're going through this but maybe don't publicize it so the trolls get off on it?"

"NO STALKER. THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK STALKER I'M JUST PUBLICLY DEMONSTRATING YOUR CRIMES STALKER"
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The way he said it makes me want a game called "Hello Stalker" which is a rip of that shitty Hello Neighbor game except the neighbor is Fatrick and you're a little black kid. The goal is to get in his house and free your friends and if you get caught you're turned into pepperoni.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Double post but this seems to be pretty big:

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Could be an alog, but Pat has certainly faked bomb threats before. He did one at a convention he attended.
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Maybe the bomb threat was in the Brewer's game. I recall a similar incident a few years ago with lethal consequences. Pic unrelated

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AirdropShitposts said:
Why would the police break into a house nobody is at? Especially one they have the contact info for because they're very familiar with the occupant? He really thinks the police would show up and conclude "we have to get inside and GET THE BOMB BEFORE IT GOES OFF!!! IT COULD LEVEL THE WHOLE BLOCK!!!!"
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AnOminous said:
Somehow these weird "SWATs" always occur when he's conveniently away from the house. This isn't at all suspicious. In this case, by Fat's own claims, it was specifically timed for the first pitch.

Why how convenient!
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"They're trying to kill me! That's why they timed the swatting to exactly when they know I'm not home!"

I have been skeptical as to whether Fat is making these calls himself. I don't think he's smart enough to set up a fake number or make his faggy voice sound different when calling.

But this makes me more open to the idea. It's consistent with the kind of moronic scheme that only habitual attention-whoring liars think won't look fishy.
 
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100 percent believe it is not Pat calling the police on himself (too dumb), but absolutely 100 percent believe he loooves this shit. No risk to him anymore, since they are all glorified welfare checks, and he has the real chance of reaching some kind of retarded record that he can be known for because his books are shit and don’t sell. He doesn’t want this to stop. At all.
 
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I Can Smell My Balls said:
This is my issue with the self swatting theory as well. He was incapable of turning a powerpoint presentation into a youtube video. How the hell would he pull this off?
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Yeah, you really can’t find the bottom on his stupidity. This is entirely out of his scope, that’s for sure.

Tomlinology is having a liminal moment. The SWATting is so fake and gay that the police are calling it fake and gay. The protest movement continues on multiple fronts, including felony texting and social media confrontation; word of Piggy’s true character spreads but only slowly.

Waiting for the next big drop, hopefully the debtor’s exam but I’ll take Nikki leaving him to eat box full-time or Pat finally being brought to justice for the murder of Bernard Trammel as well.

Just give us something. He can’t keep getting away with it.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
The SWATting is so fake and gay that the police are calling it fake and gay. The protest movement continues on multiple fronts, including felony texting and social media confrontation; word of Piggy’s true character spreads but only slowly.
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"911 what's your emergency?"
STALKER CHILD THERE IS A BOMB THREAT A-
"Patrick, we know it's you, you call here every day. Please stop"
*CLICK*

I have been SWATTed for the 37th time!
 
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