Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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I know he's on a farm and stuff but you know he's wearing those boots to give himself a little extra height. He's probably like 5'10" barefoot and not slouched. I don't know why he's self conscious about his height too. Oh right he's insecure about everything. I'm calling it now. This idiot is going to post a picture of his doofy tard pecker to prove to everyone it's not small in a couple weeks.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I know he's on a farm and stuff but you know he's wearing those boots to give himself a little extra height.
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Shame, this was a good effort and I’m glad you’re reading my posts and finding your courage:

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Three things Shane will never do, because he’s too afriad:

1. Take a video of him stepping on a scale, proviing his weight. I bet he also has a really autistic nerd voice so he won’t talk in it either.

2. Take a picture of himself next to a tape measure proving he’s not 5’9”.

3. Take a shirtless picture with arms down and not sucking in gut or doing weird angles.
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However, I’m afraid I still can’t give you #2 because you wore your 5” lifts. How hard is it to understand that when you prove how tall you are you can’t wear boots with height. Boots can add 2 inches easy. That’s like a girl saying “I’m 6 feet guys, look” and they’re in heels.

You’ll have to do this over again, Buster. Also, I don’t trust the measurement system made by some degenerate carnies.

I’ll make it simple. In your living room, make a video with no shoes. Take measuring tape and simply show the result. If you’re not 6 feet tall it means you were lying online. Otherwise for all we know you’re 5’9” and that’s how it will stay.

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Unfortunately for you, you also showed how giganticly fat fat fat you are. Just look at that tum-tum. And you dated the picture for us to.

It would be fun to go through his posts and see if he mentioned being “205” at that time while talking to trolls. Nigga, your fucking bowling-ball gut alone weighs 205. Goddamn are you fat.

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Look! Even the Corn Monster is laughting at how fat you are. It’s looking right at your belly and chuckling. It can’t believe you’d dress like that and how much fast food you consume! This Corn Monster is like the rest of the world.

Shane will never do the scale video, by the way.
 
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You know, I actually got a little insight into people like Shame Copes and Fatrick Tomlinson recently. This is going to sound like TMI but hear me out.

Ever since this thread blew up I decided to be proactive and start archiving. This of course meant using Twitter more, and starting to be exposed to its toxicity.

Now, the last couple days I’ve been sick as hell so I couldn’t work. Nothing to do but sit around and scroll. So I’ve had fun digging through Shame‘s retardation.

However, the point - just from using Twitter a little more the last week, I literally have started experiencing mental health problems. The way people talk is so fucking stressful and aggressive, and the content it shows me is so polarizing and violent, I’ve actually become more unhappy. And that’s with me engaging 0% with anyone.

If I was not only exposed to Twitter for 3+ hours a day, but also fighting with people constantly, I would probably be permanently outraged. Then I imagine having that be my life forever - where I never go back to work. Then I imagine doing that for at least 10 years +.

That is Shane and Patrick’s life. They don’t work, they sit around on Twitter all day for more than a decade and just be angry. It turns their brains to fucking mush. I literally cannot imagine being like that. It 100% would turn you into a stupid, indoctrinated, angry slave.

I actually deactivated my Twitter account because I don’t want to be exposed to the people on it, even in passing. I already feel better. In fact, it’s inspired me to go on a social media detox because of how much I noticed my brain chemistry changing in that short time.

TLDR: A small taste of Shame’s daily existence was so miserable that it inspired me to get off social media. LOL. Hope some other Kiwis can take up the archiving.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
However, the point - just from using Twitter a little more the last week, I literally have started experiencing mental health problems. The way people talk is so fucking stressful and aggressive, and the content it shows me is so polarizing and violent, I’ve actually become more unhappy. And that’s with me engaging 0% with anyone.
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People literally only use Twitter to be rude to each other. They all want to be in that "slaaaay kween" screenshot that gets shared to reddit of some total buffoon/bigot being murdered by words. That's all they give a shit about.

I used it for about a month before being banned for telling a retarded nigger spamming me "okay retard" because you know such a non-response to their angry rant gets them seething. It's why people like that ban on sight. It's not like you can avoid this shit either, because even just following a game company they still post antiwhite bait and block/report everyone who calls them out. (Fuck Chucklefish, run by NIGGERS)

The day I got banned from Twitter, I wasn't even upset. Everyone who uses that app is horrible and I had zero positive interactions there whatsoever.

Twitter people constantly talk about how horrible 4chan or KF are, but they are 100% worse than the people they talk about hating. Because after all, they're nazis. I could literally disembowel one in the streets and it wouldn't be too far because they're ontologically evil. they complain so loudly when anything happens to them, but they inflict whatever they want on other people because they think they're on the side of liberty and goodness. You could be a store owner who says he's uncomfortable around Trans people or a hard-core 4chin superdoxXer and they'd employ the same tactics to fuck with you.

Even though I want to support Elon this site is so incredibly radioactive that I don't want to touch it again. Horrible place for horrible people to tell each other how heckin valid and wholesome it is to be horrible.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
TLDR: A small taste of Shame’s daily existence was so miserable that it inspired me to get off social media. LOL. Hope some other Kiwis can take up the archiving.
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You've written a decent explanation of the viewer -> alog -> cowtipper -> lolcow pipeline, and it is vicious, like an undertow.

You have to remain disconnected, and you can't follow a cow too closely if you find yourself getting angry. And twitter is basically cow-following on an international scale; it really is bad for you if you're doing anything more than hit and run viewing of posts linked elsewhere.
 
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You've written a decent explanation of the viewer -> alog -> cowtipper -> lolcow pipeline, and it is vicious, like an undertow.

You have to remain disconnected, and you can't follow a cow too closely if you find yourself getting angry. And twitter is basically cow-following on an international scale; it really is bad for you if you're doing anything more than hit and run viewing of posts linked elsewhere.
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I agree. And it wasn't even Shane's shit that was affecting me. He's a retard and it's funny to find his Internet Tough Guy shit. It was all the other stuff I was exposed to that was fucking me up. It's nothing but videos of people getting assaulted, people calling for violence, people yelling at each other, etc. And every major figure on Twitter does nothing but stir up outrage because that's the currency of the platform. It's funny and I can see enjoying the trolling, but overall this shit is destroying people's brains.

It's also such a colossal waste of precious time. I'm not trying to come across as preachy, I certainly sometimes spend too much time on this site when I have shit to do, LOL. But you look at Shane's life, his unemployment, his obesity, his anger, his sad attempts to be something he's not to strangers, his lack of engagement becasue he has no friends.......that's alll stuff that could have been fixed if he wasn't a terminally-online Twitter addict. Maybe he woudn't need the dopamine from making Christians grieving over a school shooting upset, if he'd built a life of value instead of wasting it on Twitter.

But now he's over 40, he's old, he's balding, he's fat and poor, and all he has to show for his life is a few jobs that happened more than a decade ago. And he's not even proud enough of them to be honest about what they were - he has to exaggerate what he's done to make himself feel better.

There are many, many Shames living off the American taxpayer completely, and they all vote. LOL. Social media is cancer.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
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I know he's on a farm and stuff but you know he's wearing those boots to give himself a little extra height. He's probably like 5'10" barefoot and not slouched. I don't know why he's self conscious about his height too. Oh right he's insecure about everything. I'm calling it now. This idiot is going to post a picture of his doofy tard pecker to prove to everyone it's not small in a couple weeks.
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He's worn the same boots in a lot of pictures, even on pavement. The hiking boot, jeans, and dork t shirt look has always come across to me as an aping of the vet bro/punk/skinhead boot fashions but for people who think black rifle coffee is too fascist, and that Disturbed is the peak of music. It's typically worn by fat guys that think they can look tougher by cosplaying as a dollar store skin.
 
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