MILPOOL__
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- Feb 23, 2023
Can someone answer why the fuck do they have to wear strap ons during a physical activity like sports? Is there euphoria from feeling silicone balls slapping their thighs and they don't want to miss out?But my favourite paragraph, has got to be this one:
One of my personal highlights of being captain for the all trans masc football team came about in the changing room before the game. My teammate and good friend Harry had tweeted the night before that I had reminded him to wear tight underwear for the match, so that no prosthetic genitalia slipped out his shorts whilst running. Not the kind of balls we want on the pitch. After changing, I witnessed several dudes rolling up their shorts to assure me that they had seen the tweet, their boxers were form-fitting and there wouldn’t be any flying penises today. I don’t know if cis captains can boast about that.
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Do they just want to have the look of something bouncing around as they run like real men?
I really wish something would have happened. I would die laughing watching all their dildos falling out of their shorts!