Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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I tried to make this face myself, but it’s such a twisted and contorted expression that it physically hurts. How can someone make this their default “posing like a faggot for the photo” pose?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

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You would have to drink 5 kegs of that shit upside down to bring Dylan home. Dylan's ultimatum revealed. Get straight men drunk enough until you can get them to the alter.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I tried to make this face myself, but it’s such a twisted and contorted expression that it physically hurts. How can someone make this their default “posing like a faggot for the photo” pose?

Booze and a lot of sexual favors plus the stark realization, that youre stuck with a Jenner face will do it.

 

[Bayard Rustin]

Remember the South Park episode where it turns out that Leslie was an ad and that advertisements are now indistinguishable from humans? I used to think that concept was just the usual South Park silliness, but after seeing Dylan I am unsure of how inaccurate that concept was.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Actually Dylan should start promoting Gilette. You know *shaving*.

 

[NoReturn]

Holy fuck this dude is so astroturfed

Can someone clue me in as to why this poof has suddenly in the last 60 days become a walking advert or brand ambassador for so many places, they're being trotted around like a national hero, even moreso than people who won gold at the Olympics? AFAIK they have done literally nothing different than any other crossdresser, except embody every single negative gay stereotype.

Is that why? Do advertisers and others want to push him as the standard of what a gay man should be?

YES.
He's a "talent", who has the same agency as Justin-fucking-Bieber.

The only difference between them is their sphere. Bieber is a singer, Dylan is an "influencer". Everything else is the same, from housing the brand deals.

My personal theory is that people keep shrieking at Hollywood to have trans actors, but all trannies are mentally ill, deranged, and generally unpleasant to look at. So they find a really flamboyantly gay guy, tell him they'll make him a star if they let him become a walking mannequin for them to experiment on, and are now deploying him everywhere possible as a token gesture.

He's a product himself. The company acquires him, then whores him out to any sponsorship they can get. This creates more buzz for the products he's shilling ("No press is bad press") and plays into the whole "products as lifestyle" thing we have going on these days.
People who are pro-trans see Dylan and go "Trans! I support trans!" and buy in, even if they didn't have strong feelings towards the product before, now they see it as a virtue-signal option for the culture war.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I think Dylan is slowly getting less popular and that is where we will see the true Dylan. I have a prediction for what is going to happen. In the next few months, Dylan will nearly completely drop off. The problem with these ops are, is they are hard to maintain. You just cannot throw money at it forever because the second there is major pushback the op fails. You cannot gaslight millions to believe so.

I think that is why I am so fascinated because whoever the paymasters are they really think people are that retarded. On the grand scope, Dylan's actual audience is tiny most of his Youtube views are hate watchers. It's a really sloppy op compared to Greta because the thing that got Greta is how people dug into the familial history.

Dylan's downfall will be Dylan as I think eventually it will be revealed, he contacts and talks to minors. The Catholic side and TikTok echo chamber with a young audience really aid in this possibility. I think Dylan will commit to gender reassignment after a tidal wave of doubt and the shrinking audience kicks in. Dylan will then further have issues because now he has a hole but only a child-based audience. Frustration kicks in and he does a James Charles. For me, it's the squeaky clean image that is a massive red flag. There are skeletons there being skirted and whilst he will push the "I was molested" cop-out in an emergency. It's bull but the ultimate shield.

 

[Coinnor McCunt]

Since tiktok is getting banned, this demonic thing is probably gonna become irrelevant and then when he hits 30 he is gonna do what troons do best end themselfs i mean, he already feels "lonely" despite his "success"...its just matter of time.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Currently trending on Twitter, any number of variations on the theme of Anheuser Busch, Bud Light, and boycotts, a small selection of which follows.

But first: the prospect of a lawsuit, however imaginary, is real reasons to be cheerful.
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Budweiser aficionadoes airing their grievances with the recent decline of the brand.

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Twitter denizens ripping on troons.
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Context lols one and two.
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[Accept Only Substitutes]

Oh, please, oh please let that insider statement be true.

The King of Beers one is pretty good.

 

[Esmeraude]

My personal theory is that people keep shrieking at Hollywood to have trans actors, but all trannies are mentally ill, deranged, and generally unpleasant to look at. So they find a really flamboyantly gay guy, tell him they'll make him a star if they let him become a walking mannequin for them to experiment on, and are now deploying him everywhere possible as a token gesture.

Honestly I bet this is the closest to the truth we’re going to get tbh. They’ve done it before using young women desperate to be a star so it only makes sense that they’d find a twinky fag with the right combination of mental illnesses and illusions of grandeur and mold him into their approximate image of a “girl”.

 

[FarmVille]

But first: the prospect of a lawsuit, however imaginary, is real reasons to be cheerful.

This guys twitter feed is nonstop dumbassery. When was the last time you heard anyone talk about Bud lite?

If the brand is desperate enough to put Post Malone’s god ugly mug on a can I don’t see how Dylan is some huge step downward.

 

[scathefire]

I tried to make this face myself, but it’s such a twisted and contorted expression that it physically hurts. How can someone make this their default “posing like a faggot for the photo” pose?

Nearly all of his facial expressions look impossibly contorted and deformed, it's like someone injected Flamboyant Gay Man juice directly into his face muscles. It's the opposite of botox, though tbh I wouldn't be surprised if he gets botox in the near future.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I know im late on this train.
but why choose a
V A P O R W A V E song? Holy shit that made me hit the ceiling.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

I think Dylan is slowly getting less popular and that is where we will see the true Dylan. I have a prediction for what is going to happen. In the next few months, Dylan will nearly completely drop off. The problem with these ops are, is they are hard to maintain. You just cannot throw money at it forever because the second there is major pushback the op fails. You cannot gaslight millions to believe so.

He's definitely going to fall off sometime soon-ish. We've seen the cracks. He's already been in the news at least twice for bitching and whining that his life suddenly isn't a whirlwind high school romance where girls of every age (though I'm sure he prefers the younger ones) flock to him to give him the prom queen crown and kiss he so idiotically thinks he deserves after turning his crotch into an abyssal nightmare.

What I'm worried about is if Coors or any other beer company sees this and decides to bring Dylan onboard for an actual full-fledged campaign, or another troon for that matter, just to spite those dang dirty transphobes.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Is he really 26? I know troons age like milk due to terrible lifestyle choices but he's s gay dude that's not even on hormones so what accounts for looking decades older than he is?

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Is he really 26? I know troons age like milk due to terrible lifestyle choices but he's s gay dude that's not even on hormones so what accounts for looking decades older than he is?

Anorexia. He's got almost 0% body fat.

 

[Not A Bunny]

When you've met with the President, congratulations, you're the establishment.

Why oh why can't the kids rebel against the establishment like they used to?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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Dr. MacKenzie from the Partyology (Kothonology?) Department is a way better spokesman (lol) for Bud Lite pißwasser than Dylan "Skinwalker" Mulvaney.

 

[one_time_user]

I bet he partners (in one way or another) with Jefree Star soon.