Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Real question, humor me for a second. Let's say Boogie and Wings actually fight, let's say they both train for a month and actually get into the ring. Who wins?

My money is on Wings. For as much shit as he gets, and for as lazy as he is, I have seen him actually exert himself before (the FPS Russia training camp is a good example). He lasted there for a couple weeks, modified his diet, tried to be active, and while he did give up eventually, there's something to be said about showing up and trying.

The most effort I've EVER seen from Boogie is posting his "my workout as a 400lbs man" video to TikTok. It was collectively 45 seconds of minor exertion with zero follow up videos. I don't even count his "boxing" as exercise, standing in one place and flailing your arms barely counts as punching, not even in the same realm as a sparing match.

Compared to Boogie, Wings is an unachievable level of motivation and commitment. Not to say Wings is motivated or committed at all, only that Boogie simply can not achieve his level.
 
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UnregisteredHypercam2 said:
Real question, humor me for a second. Let's say Boogie and Wings actually fight, let's say they both train for a month and actually get into the ring. Who wins?

My money is on Wings. For as much shit as he gets, and for as lazy as he is, I have seen him actually exert himself before (the FPS Russia training camp is a good example). He lasted there for a couple weeks, modified his diet, tried to be active, and while he did give up eventually, there's something to be said about showing up and trying.

The most effort I've EVER seen from Boogie is posting his "my workout as a 400lbs man" video to TikTok. It was collectively 45 seconds of minor exertion with zero follow up videos. I don't even count his "boxing" as exercise, standing in one place and flailing your arms barely counts as punching, not even in the same realm as a sparing match.

Compared to Boogie, Wings is an unachievable level of motivation and commitment. Not to say Wings is motivated or committed at all, only that Boogie simply can not achieve his level.
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Ill humor you. We all know Wings would win but why? Its because I feel Wings is actually treating this somewhat as an actual boxing match. Which is weird to say but when compared with Boogie, Wings has some self awareness about his situation and might make an honest attempt. Boogie will just flat out find a way to maximize his needs as a priority to everything else.

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Thats why he does shit like this. Boogie does not want to box Wings at all but hes in love with the attention, possible money and another chance to have people talk about him again so hes game. However people like Boogie cant stand to be uncomfortable for any reason, and things like exercise, feeling discomfort and working hard make him feel bad. It also takes away form his creeping on women online while cramming junk food down his throat. So what does Boogie decide to do? He first makes it look like hes super serious about this by posting stupid half assed boxing videos where hes wearing fucking crocs and makes no attempt to move anything but his arms. Then he has to remind people he has cancer and hes a massive fat fuck so a doctor has to approve it.

Which brings me back to this tweet, look at how he says it. Most people would say I saw my doctor and he says I should be able to patriciate in this fight. Boogie decides to not just call his doctor his GP but also has to throw in that he saw an endocrinologist too because he has cancer guys. Honestly I dont even believe he did either of those things because he always adds on useless details to beef up a lie so it looks believable but it just looks silly to me. Its amazing how much effort Boogie can put in to find ways to weasel out and get out of obligations so he can feel better rather than just put effort into shit.
 
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DontEatThat_2.0 said:
Thats why he does shit like this. Boogie does not want to box Wings at all but hes in love with the attention, possible money and another chance to have people talk about him again so hes game. However people like Boogie cant stand to be uncomfortable for any reason, and things like exercise, feeling discomfort and working hard make him feel bad. It also takes away form his creeping on women online while cramming junk food down his throat. So what does Boogie decide to do? He first makes it look like hes super serious about this by posting stupid half assed boxing videos where hes wearing fucking crocs and makes no attempt to move anything but his arms. Then he has to remind people he has cancer and hes a massive fat fuck so a doctor has to approve it.
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yep, he's going to milk this for all it's worth while dropping subtle hints of optimism just to inevitably let everyone down under the anticipated excuse of "my doctors advised against it."

but don't worry, he'll then spin the entire situation around to highlight how it still motivated him to get active and exercise so he can milk the last stream of ass pats before fading back into irrelevancy. we may get one additional "look at me I'm still exercising!" video afterwards to really drive home the perception that the idea of a boxing match motivated him to get his shit together, but that'll be it for a while.

I sincerely hope wings doesn't pull any pussy bullshit because boogie will 100% back out eventually, but if it's wings who ends up being the one to back out, then suddenly we'll hear about how every doctor under the sun approved boogie for the match and he was totally committed and ready and has been training hard every single day. he does not deserve that satisfaction.
 
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UnregisteredHypercam2 said:
Real question, humor me for a second. Let's say Boogie and Wings actually fight, let's say they both train for a month and actually get into the ring. Who wins?

My money is on Wings. For as much shit as he gets, and for as lazy as he is, I have seen him actually exert himself before (the FPS Russia training camp is a good example). He lasted there for a couple weeks, modified his diet, tried to be active, and while he did give up eventually, there's something to be said about showing up and trying.

The most effort I've EVER seen from Boogie is posting his "my workout as a 400lbs man" video to TikTok. It was collectively 45 seconds of minor exertion with zero follow up videos. I don't even count his "boxing" as exercise, standing in one place and flailing your arms barely counts as punching, not even in the same realm as a sparing match.

Compared to Boogie, Wings is an unachievable level of motivation and commitment. Not to say Wings is motivated or committed at all, only that Boogie simply can not achieve his level.
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Isn't he also like a decade younger? When you're as fat as those fucks you age a shitload from 38-48 or so. Wings will easily win. But this all just masturbation as this fight has zero chance of happening.

Damn, his channel is dying:

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He's losing 10k subs a month now. That's incredible.
 
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Isn't he also like a decade younger? When you're as fat as those fucks you age a shitload from 38-48 or so. Wings will easily win. But this all just masturbation as this fight has zero chance of happening.

Damn, his channel is dying:

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He's losing 10k subs a month now. That's incredible.
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I was just coming to here to post that it feels like he all but gave up on his YouTube channel. Something’s going on with him behind the scenes.
 
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yep, he's going to milk this for all it's worth while dropping subtle hints of optimism just to inevitably let everyone down under the anticipated excuse of "my doctors advised against it."

but don't worry, he'll then spin the entire situation around to highlight how it still motivated him to get active and exercise so he can milk the last stream of ass pats before fading back into irrelevancy. we may get one additional "look at me I'm still exercising!" video afterwards to really drive home the perception that the idea of a boxing match motivated him to get his shit together, but that'll be it for a while.

I sincerely hope wings doesn't pull any pussy bullshit because boogie will 100% back out eventually, but if it's wings who ends up being the one to back out, then suddenly we'll hear about how every doctor under the sun approved boogie for the match and he was totally committed and ready and has been training hard every single day. he does not deserve that satisfaction.
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As lazy as Richard is he has said he wants to make the fight entertaining and provided specifics on
1: strategy (knocking Boogie out quickly)
2: financial planning--enjoying the trip with Kelly and saving money overseas
3: afterwards he wants to spring board this into another match

Richard may think this is the spark he needs to delay the divorce saga just a bit.

Meanwhile diarrhea of the mouth Boogie has disclosed none of this, given 0 specifics on travel etc AND seems to waffle about whether the fight will happen at all...🧐
 
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Sicilian1984 said:
As lazy as Richard is he has said he wants to make the fight entertaining and provided specifics on
1: strategy (knocking Boogie out quickly)
2: financial planning--enjoying the trip with Kelly and saving money overseas
3: afterwards he wants to spring board this into another match

Richard may think this is the spark he needs to delay the divorce saga just a bit.

Meanwhile diarrhea of the mouth Boogie has disclosed none of this, given 0 specifics on travel etc AND seems to waffle about whether the fight will happen at all...🧐
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..And then when plans fall apart and the fight doesn't happen, 6 months later he will subtly imply it was Wings' and/or Keemstar's fault that it never happened.
 
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Any talk of "knockouts" is way too optimistic.
People in decent shape who aren't fighters gas quick in exhibition matches. After a minute or two of messy combos it ends up being endless pacing and a hugfest.
I doubt these two blobs can stand up for 5 minutes, much less "fight"/
The most excitement you can hope for is for one of them to tip over and TKO from not being able to get up.
 
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Any talk of "knockouts" is way too optimistic.
People in decent shape who aren't fighters gas quick in exhibition matches. After a minute or two of messy combos it ends up being endless pacing and a hugfest.
I doubt these two blobs can stand up for 5 minutes, much less "fight"/
The most excitement you can hope for is for one of them to tip over and TKO from not being able to get up.
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Good chance for "passouts" though.
 
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