Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

New CaringBridge post. What the fuck?

We thought it was the end..​

Journal Entry by Lacey Lawrence — 3 hours ago
On Friday night (March 31st) Chelsea passed away to her eternal home. She went quickly at the end, was surrounded and physically held as she took her last breathe. Although, it is devastating to lose Chelsea family and friends can wholeheartedly say they are glad she is out of pain.

More information will be announced per the family as things continue to be arranged.

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Skip this if you don’t want the depressing truth of the matter..
This is long-unedited version.


It boils to Chelsea was let down, over and over again by a medical system. It was a systemic failure. Every time Chelsea made a step forward with medical things she would be blocked somewhere else. It’s been infuriating. It’s been disgusting. Even with specialist and proper diagnosis she was denied help. Even when Chelsea did what was asked and jumped through the hoops for the medical community… she was denied.

At the end, Chelsea DID NOT have hospice services. It’s not even clear if she had palliative care. She did NOT have pain management that was working for pretty much the entire hospitalization: from Jan 13th - March 31st. Occasionally in between that time frame there was some relief. It was fleeting. It was WORSE at the end. Her final hours were still requesting for help.

To clarify: It is correct that she was offered hospice services on March 7thsh (forgive me as I forget the exact day) and that offer was removed not even a week later with NO COMMUNICATION about that fact.

EVERY TIME she had pain management involved they’d give some reason to take it back. CHELSEA WOULD DO WHAT WAS ASKED! Chelsea was NOT BUCKING!

The hospital picked apart diagnosis and WOULD NOT let Chelsea, myself or mother give them the specialist information. They REFUSED to call the people who gave some of the diagnosis. The hospital said they had NO SPECIALISTS in the area of chelsea’s concerns. YET THEY WOULD NOT call the specialists who diagnosed the illness/syndromes and would pick apart things WITHOUT SPECIALISTS!

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

Certain illnesses that had a much more clear and straightforward diagnose criteria was labeled “not applicable” for her stay. They were the ones that opened doors to pain management. Those were the diagnoses that couldn’t be debated or picked apart.

In charting doctors/nurses lied about things; I was right there in the room I can attest to it. Things were twisted. Staff refused to clarify many things. They would NOT amend what was written even if they admitted in-person to error. Things were charted as “tolerated” when she had CLEAR reactions to them instead. Promises and reassurances were made by staff that never happened on the side of the hospital.

What they did do is call Chelsea crazy. The problem is THE HOSPITALS OWN PSYCH team came in and CLEARED her. Psych was MORE empathic to her plight then the staff trying to force an idea of chelsea that was NOT true. If it was true the psych team WOULD HAVE stepped in.

There was constant talk about the “care team.” Some of those team members making decisions were NEVER met with and they REFUSED meetings and/or phones calls. SOME NEVER SAW CHELSEA. They wouldn’t even tell us WHOM the decision makers were by name. Sometimes Decisions were made that were contrary to things they agreed to in front of family.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

Chelsea was NOT taking anything outside sips of liquids in prior to her death and at the end she couldn’t do that YET THE HOSPITAL TRIED GETTING HER TO TAKE A ORAL PILL FORM MEDICATION WHILE CHELSEA WAS SHOWING SIGNS OF ACTIVE DEATH.

FAMILY was NOT INFORMED of Chelsea’s overnight decline. The hospital didn’t even acknowledge Chelsea’s ACTIVE DEATH NOT EVEN just hours before her death… let that SINK IN. The HOSPITAL would have let her die alone before calling family even though they knew we wanted to be with Chelsea. CHELSEA wanted to be with certain people! The hospital WOULD LET HER DIE ALONE THEN ACKNOWLEDGE ACTIVE DEATH

She died hours after doctors told her she had more then 6 months left! SHE WAS IN FLIPPEN ACTIVE DEATH PEOPLE!

NOBODY DESERVES WHAT SHE WENT THROUGH!

She was refused the dignity she fought for. She was denied her voice. She was denied validity. She was denied proper care. She was denied relief.

SHE WAS DENIED…
SHE WAS LEFT…
SHE WAS FAILED…
THIS WAS A SYSTEMATIC FAILURE..

HEAR MY CRY IF YOU DIDN’T HEAR CHELSEA’S! GOD FORBID YOU OR A LOVED ONES MEETS THE SAME FATE!! THERE ARE OTHERS WHOM MET THE SAME FATE ALREADY AND OTHERS WHO CONTINUE TO FEAR, FOR JUST REASONS, THE SAME FATE!

Chelsea was FINALLY given pain relief in a few hours before her death. Chelsea predicted should would be gone as soon as she got some relief and that’s what happened. CHELSEA just wanted pain relief… THATS ALL SHE WANTED. She wanted dignity and she wanted to be comfortable as she met her end.

Chelsea wasn’t talking in her final hours. She was making a noise that sounding something in combination of humming, snoring, and moaning. It was fitting for a person who loved music and singing. Within 8 hours of her death she could kind of hum amazing grace for mom even though she couldn’t find words or use her limbs. Chelsea wasn’t responsive in the way of eye contact and she had also slowly gone blind in the weeks prior to her death. Chelseas eyes were cloudy. By the time I got there she could not squeeze your hand or let you know when she felt your presence. Chelsea’s body (it wasn’t words, distinct sound, or an exact twitch so I don’t really know how to get across in words) did get louder at times as if to let you know she acknowledged things you said or just your presence. They couldn’t get a clear reading of pulse or oxygen.

I held Chelsea as she took her last breathe; I could give her one of her final wishes. Mom was there. Chelsea’s mom nuzzled her cheeks and forehead in her final hours reassuring her she’d continue moving forward. Chelsea was scared that mom might lose it after Chelsea’s death because losing your child is something a parent should NEVER go though.

She had kind nurses that day and one nurse stayed past her shift. All things considered she passed in a loving environment even if it was physically in a place where she was denied.. everything… even the fact that she was dying.

Chelsea died during a storm. It was fitting. She loved storms and snow. She was born during a storm and she left in a storm. She died as an unusual snow storm came in and roads were nearly unsurpassable. Even our area, used to winter weather, wasn’t prepared for the force which was that storm.

She died hours before April fools. Chelsea would have found it darkly humorous, as did I, to post on a day like April Fools yet would ultimately would have agreed that it would NOT be appropriate.

I thought this was the end…


Even in Chelsea’s death family is DENIED an autopsy even when they offered to pay. Multiple places denied. They give no real clear answers as to why.

We are still trying to get an UNBIASED autopsy.

The hospital wanted to fill out paperwork for an autopsy which would determine whether the hospital or county would do the hospital. We said we’d like an unbiased autopsy so we waiting hours to hear back on how that could happen. Hourssss later we were told the hospital didn’t do autopsies (we didn’t want them to anyways) as it was shut down during Covid yet was given a number for security and told to do the leg work ourselves.

We did the leg work; we’ve continued to be shut out without clear reasoning. From what we’re being told by those who deal with death regularly or the paperwork of death regularly what we are going through is bizarre. We’re being told they’ve never heard of the things we’re being told.

Chelsea’s paperwork was lost at one point on top of this.

We were denied the ability to talk to the doctor who would confirm her death, do the paperwork, and/or give reasons behind death. The hospital called Chelsea’s death “natural.”

The county is telling us that things did not happen in the order the hospital suggested. They were not contacted as many times as the hospital suggested; there was a lack of communication even though the county was more then active working with Chelseas mother. The county does not believe the hospital staff called the places they said they did because they would have been involved in the process. The county was told the hospital wanted to put psychiatric places down for Chelsea WITHOUT the proper forms and NO proof of what they were claimed. The COUNTY DEFENDED CHELSEA! The county was right as the hospitals psychiatric team was AGAINST those options. The county did not get reasons of Chelsea’s death nor the usual answers to questions they usually do when closing a case. The county does not understand why an autopsy is not being performed or WHY family would be blocked by one because it’s standard procedure for her age AND as soon as the family wants to pay for one there should be no issue.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

Obviously with all that has happened I wanted PROOF OF Chelsea’s body WAS HER BODY before transport. I COULD AT LEAST GIVE HER BODY PROTECTION THAT SHE COULDN’T GET IN LIFE!! There was a particular marking and I was able to see it. I was there as chelsea was rolled out in something with fabric that was fluffy. It looked like a regal blanket but fluffier. She would have loved it’s soft fabric in life. It was fitting. Mom and I escorted her. We made sure she was safe.

Immediate family can’t really heal when it stills feels like we need to protect Chelsea.

At this time I have instructions on what to do in honor of Chelsea and her Celebration of life. Chelsea made sure she got across before death what she wanted. It makes giving her a proper celebration on her terms easier.

I don’t know where to leave this.
I’m still in the process of processing myself.
This isn’t the end of Chelsea though… there are others carrying her torch of love, light, advocacy, etc.. Some of those same people are simultaneously afraid of similar fates of being the unseen-unheard individuals who will wither in pain and have unacknowledged real medical issues.

  • Don’t add to the pain people!
  • LOVE YOUR FELLOW HUMAN!
  • Expect better!
  • Advocate more!
  • CHECK YOUR FELLOW HUMAN WHEN THEY ARE BEING SHITTY HUMANS!!
  • Don’t lose faith.

Chelsea’s at peace. She’s with her dad, and other family members. She’s with the lord and savior. She’s with the angels.

Now let’s take up the torch where Chelsea left off and forge forward.
 
At the end, Chelsea DID NOT have hospice services. It’s not even clear if she had palliative care
Well, I'm glad they're finally differentiating between the two. Shame it's apparently too late for Chelsea to learn the difference.

It boils to Chelsea was let down, over and over again by a medical system. It was a systemic failure.
Sooo.. killed by lack of asspats and chronic official disbelief of self-reported symptoms, then? That fits.

Certain illnesses that had a much more clear and straightforward diagnose criteria was labeled “not applicable” for her stay. They were the ones that opened doors to pain management. Those were the diagnoses that couldn’t be debated or picked apart.
So not SPS then, since she was diagnosed after an ivIG adventure? The only thing she had that isn't in doubt is a factitious disorder and idt that qualifies you for the good pain drugs anyway?

What they did do is call Chelsea crazy.
Yeah, nope. They definitely didn't say this in as many words. That's not doctoral language, that's pissed-off-little-girl-caught-in-a-lie phrasing. If her medical records say the word "crazy" anywhere in them and it's not a direct quote from her and her family, I'll buy and eat an enormous, expensive, fancy hat.

ACKNOWLEDGE ACTIVE DEATH
SHE WAS IN FLIPPEN ACTIVE DEATH PEOPLE!
Medfags of the thread: is 'active death' a thing, or does this belong in the above hat-eating entry? Feels like odd phrasing and she uses it repeatedly here so maybe she actually did pick it up from a medical professional, idk...

CHELSEA just wanted pain relief… THATS ALL SHE WANTED.
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
I love how they always tell on themselves eventually if you just let them sperg long enough :)

Even in Chelsea’s death family is DENIED an autopsy even when they offered to pay
The hospital wanted to fill out paperwork for an autopsy which would determine whether the hospital or county would do the hospital. We said we’d like an unbiased autopsy so we waiting hours to hear back on how that could happen.
Wait so.. they denied the autopsy, or they told the family to sort out a second opinion autopsy if they wanted one? This whole section contradicts itself a bunch of times and sounds sus.

Chelsea’s paperwork was lost at one point on top of this.
Read as: don't ask me to provide proof of these totally legit claims because we lOsT tHe PaPeRwOrK, gUiZe...

The county is telling us
county does not believe
The county was told
Suddenly mentioning the county a bunch of times reads like an attempt to cross-legitimise what is being said. The county are chasing all this, people, and they're totally independent of Chelsea! Believe them if not us!!!1!

Obviously with all that has happened I wanted PROOF OF Chelsea’s body WAS HER BODY before transport.
....Psudocide arc semi-confirmed? This sounds like the setup for an excellent body mix-up saga. Intriguing place to end the blog...
 
@Dragged Into Sunlight

AHAHAHA. I love this season finale.

@everybody in Portugal

Yep, active death is a real thing that includes indicators, durations, stages, etc. It's usually like day 1 - they exhibit X indicator , day 2 - Y indicator should be starting, and so on. Its where one can very roughly determine how long an acute patient has left, and what interventions would be a waste and what new interventions may be introduced.

I'm in the middle of a 24 hour rotation, so if this is fucky to read, I apologize and will update it when I've slept for five minutes.
 
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So the caring bridge has a new "Lacey" post.
  • 4/4/2023
    • The entire system failed Chelsea by denying her care even though she had a diagnosis for the disorder and jumped through their hoops.
    • She states that she died hours after the hospital told her she wasn't going to die any time soon.
      • "She died hours after doctors told her she had more then 6 months left! SHE WAS IN FLIPPEN ACTIVE DEATH PEOPLE!"
    • States she never had hospice OR palliative care services.
      • "To clarify: It is correct that she was offered hospice services on March 7thsh (forgive me as I forget the exact day) and that offer was removed not even a week later with NO COMMUNICATION about that fact. "
    • That they removed her pain management from Jan 13 when she entered hospital until March 31st when she died in hospital.
      • "EVERY TIME she had pain management involved they’d give some reason to take it back. CHELSEA WOULD DO WHAT WAS ASKED! Chelsea was NOT BUCKING! "
      • They refused to help her in the end even though Chelsea was begging for help.
    • When finally given pain relief she up and died on them.
      • "Chelsea was FINALLY given pain relief in a few hours before her death. Chelsea predicted should would be gone as soon as she got some relief and that’s what happened. CHELSEA just wanted pain relief… THATS ALL SHE WANTED."
    • She states the hospital refused to believe her diagnosis or do what they said to treat her.
      • " The hospital picked apart diagnosis and WOULD NOT let Chelsea, myself or mother give them the specialist information. They REFUSED to call the people who gave some of the diagnosis. The hospital said they had NO SPECIALISTS in the area of chelsea’s concerns. YET THEY WOULD NOT call the specialists who diagnosed the illness/syndromes and would pick apart things WITHOUT SPECIALISTS! "
    • They tried to state other diagnoses Chelsea had to give her pain relief but still would not give it.
      • "Certain illnesses that had a much more clear and straightforward diagnose criteria was labeled “not applicable” for her stay. They were the ones that opened doors to pain management. Those were the diagnoses that couldn’t be debated or picked apart. "
    • The hospital lied on the chart posting that she was tolerating things, but she was having reactions to them. They just lied and lied.
      • "In charting doctors/nurses lied about things; I was right there in the room I can attest to it. Things were twisted. Staff refused to clarify many things. They would NOT amend what was written even if they admitted in-person to error. Things were charted as “tolerated” when she had CLEAR reactions to them instead. Promises and reassurances were made by staff that never happened on the side of the hospital. "
    • The care team signing off on things would never meet with them or look at Chelsea.
      • "There was constant talk about the “care team.” Some of those team members making decisions were NEVER met with and they REFUSED meetings and/or phones calls. SOME NEVER SAW CHELSEA. They wouldn’t even tell us WHOM the decision makers were by name. Sometimes Decisions were made that were contrary to things they agreed to in front of family."
    • They tried to make her take a pill when she was actively dying. She supposedly died on 3/31 when Lacey had already posted she was NOT actively dying.
      • "Chelsea was NOT taking anything outside sips of liquids in prior to her death and at the end she couldn’t do that YET THE HOSPITAL TRIED GETTING HER TO TAKE A ORAL PILL FORM MEDICATION WHILE CHELSEA WAS SHOWING SIGNS OF ACTIVE DEATH. "
    • She states the hospital never told them she was actively dying and declining. She states the hospital was going to let her die without them.
      • "FAMILY was NOT INFORMED of Chelsea’s overnight decline. The hospital didn’t even acknowledge Chelsea’s ACTIVE DEATH NOT EVEN just hours before her death… let that SINK IN. The HOSPITAL would have let her die alone before calling family even though they knew we wanted to be with Chelsea. CHELSEA wanted to be with certain people! The hospital WOULD LET HER DIE ALONE THEN ACKNOWLEDGE ACTIVE DEATH"
    • Pulse ox stopped working on Chelsea so they couldn't get readings on it.
      • "They couldn’t get a clear reading of pulse or oxygen."
    • She went blind in the weeks before her death and her eyes went cloudy.
      • "Chelsea wasn’t responsive in the way of eye contact and she had also slowly gone blind in the weeks prior to her death. Chelseas eyes were cloudy.""
    • Chelsea stopped talking but could hum amazing grace. She also refused to move at all. Then the only noises she could make were body sounds that got louder when people came in.
      • (All I can see is this scenario, "quite farting noises." "CHELTON IT IS I MOTHER OF SHIT CLEANING." "FARTING NOISES CAUSE SONIC BOOM.")
      • "Chelsea wasn’t talking in her final hours. She was making a noise that sounding something in combination of humming, snoring, and moaning. It was fitting for a person who loved music and singing. Within 8 hours of her death she could kind of hum amazing grace for mom even though she couldn’t find words or use her limbs. By the time I got there she could not squeeze your hand or let you know when she felt your presence. Chelsea’s body (it wasn’t words, distinct sound, or an exact twitch so I don’t really know how to get across in words) did get louder at times as if to let you know she acknowledged things you said or just your presence."
    • Chelsea died in Lacey's arm's while Mother held her head during a unusual snow storm that caused the entire town and surrounding area to be impassible.
      • It has been confirmed that the storm story is a lie by multiple people in the thread.
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      • " I held Chelsea as she took her last breathe; I could give her one of her final wishes. Mom was there. Chelsea’s mom nuzzled her cheeks and forehead in her final hours reassuring her she’d continue moving forward. Chelsea was scared that mom might lose it after Chelsea’s death because losing your child is something a parent should NEVER go though.
        Chelsea died during a storm. It was fitting. She loved storms and snow. She was born during a storm and she left in a storm. She died as an unusual snow storm came in and roads were nearly unsurpassable. Even our area, used to winter weather, wasn’t prepared for the force which was that storm. "
    • BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
    • The hospital says no we don't do autopsies you have to find a place that does.
      • "Even in Chelsea’s death family is DENIED an autopsy even when they offered to pay. Multiple places denied. They give no real clear answers as to why."
      • "The hospital wanted to fill out paperwork for an autopsy which would determine whether the hospital or county would do the hospital. We said we’d like an unbiased autopsy so we waiting hours to hear back on how that could happen. Hourssss later we were told the hospital didn’t do autopsies (we didn’t want them to anyways) as it was shut down during Covid yet was given a number for security and told to do the leg work ourselves. "
    • BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
    • The hospital has now lost all of Chelsea's paperwork.
    • Supposedly they already have a death certificate stating its natural death.
      • "We were denied the ability to talk to the doctor who would confirm her death, do the paperwork, and/or give reasons behind death. The hospital called Chelsea’s death “natural.” "
    • BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
    • They may have changed Chelsea's body during transport to someone else's...
      • "Obviously with all that has happened I wanted PROOF OF Chelsea’s body WAS HER BODY before transport. I COULD AT LEAST GIVE HER BODY PROTECTION THAT SHE COULDN’T GET IN LIFE!! There was a particular marking and I was able to see it. I was there as chelsea was rolled out in something with fabric that was fluffy. It looked like a regal blanket but fluffier. She would have loved it’s soft fabric in life. It was fitting. Mom and I escorted her. We made sure she was safe."

The TikTok has a "If you are seeing this I have Passed away" video.
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And some older pics of her have surfaced showing the same red cheeks and fatness that shes had all along in hospital.
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I'm losing my fucking mind. This may be Chelsea's greatest hit. There is no way she can come back from this that isn't hilarious and pathetic. I never thought she was dead and I don't see how anybody could now. This woman is certifiably insane and I'm loving every minute. The Caringbridge post, the "final" tiktok...magnificent. Bravo, Chelsea.
 
Lordy, all these older pictures of her in her uh, 'modeling' days are really unfortunate looking. I guess I'd forgotten that the butternut squash face wasn't much of a change, she's always had a face like a potato; Midwest corn-fed big ol' gal, just built like she's designed to throw hay bales. Nothing inherently wrong with that, just kinda clownish when you're trying to be some dainty little starlet waif who's wasting away.

That 'Lacey' Caringbridge post is completely unhinged. I know everyone in the munchie circle turns the melodrama up to ten, but really? Dying as NATURE ITSELF WEEPS and her mother and fake sister reenact a Shakespearean death scene? The autopsy denied because WHAT ARE THEY HIDING? Chelton Lacey has to check the body to MAKE SURE ITS REALLY CHELSEY?
I'm sure that next it'll turn out that Chelsey was cremated without warning to hide the evidence!!!!
Christ, we could all go watch daytime soaps instead, same experience.
 
You would think that now that Chelton has been MURDERED by a callous and corrupt medical system "Lacey" would post some recent recordings she took during Chelsea's final days. Skeletal from surviving on nothing but sips of water, cloudy-eyed, moaning and grunting as her only means of communication (besides humming "Amazing Grace", of course...) You know, since they are all about transparency and exposing the horrors inflicted upon her by this criminal institution and the reality of what can happen to a unicorn zebra medical oddity such as Chelton when deprived of her precious PAIN MANAGEMENT.

Someone, please correct me if I'm wrong, but I noticed that they haven't mentioned the name of the hospital where she croaked. You would think that they would be calling them out by name since they are making some pretty serious accusations about them. I particularly liked that Lacey had to check for "markings" to prove they didn't pull a switcheroo with her body so that they could...I don't even know? Fake an autopsy report? Someone has seen a few too many movies it seems...
 
You would think that now that Chelton has been MURDERED by a callous and corrupt medical system "Lacey" would post some recent recordings she took during Chelsea's final days.
totally agree. that cb post was so vague about the important bits but overloaded with unnecessary details. i may only be a jcs aficionado but it doesnt take an expert to notice the same type and ways of lying that lacey, chelsea and her sister seem to display. idk still wouldnt lose sleep if the bitch actually went tits up. wasnt that what she wanted?
 
You would think that now that Chelton has been MURDERED by a callous and corrupt medical system "Lacey" would post some recent recordings she took during Chelsea's final days. Skeletal from surviving on nothing but sips of water, cloudy-eyed, moaning and grunting as her only means of communication (besides humming "Amazing Grace", of course...) You know, since they are all about transparency and exposing the horrors inflicted upon her by this criminal institution and the reality of what can happen to a unicorn zebra medical oddity such as Chelton when deprived of her precious PAIN MANAGEMENT.

Someone, please correct me if I'm wrong, but I noticed that they haven't mentioned the name of the hospital where she croaked. You would think that they would be calling them out by name since they are making some pretty serious accusations about them. I particularly liked that Lacey had to check for "markings" to prove they didn't pull a switcheroo with her body so that they could...I don't even know? Fake an autopsy report? Someone has seen a few too many movies it seems...
You'd think that whole time, when she was starving, she would've, I dunno, looked like she was starving?? Pink cheeked and chubby to dead in mere days-TOTALLY BELIEVABLE!
 
Going on recent pics of her.. Nope, no, she didn't starve herself.
Oh I know. She looked like a fat knacker until her dying day. I am assuming a course of events like,

Chelton; "I am not tolerating this tube feeding I need pain meds"
Doctor; "it says here you can't have pain meds"
Chelton; "then I must starve"
Psych; "ok, um , you know you'll die if you don't have feeds?"
Chelton; "yes"
Psych; "ok, she's competent. We don't want her"
Chelton; "I will no longer take fluids and I am having a reaction to this saline iv"
Doctors; "that's not possible. that's not a reaction"
Chelton; "pls give ket"
Doctors; "nope"
Chelton; "then I shall die of thirst out of spite"
Psych; "I told you she's competent. If she doesn't want to drink, she doesn't have to. We're not admitting her, you admitted her so she's your problem"
Chelton; *dies*
 
Oh I know. She looked like a fat knacker until her dying day. I am assuming a course of events like,

Chelton; "I am not tolerating this tube feeding I need pain meds"
Doctor; "it says here you can't have pain meds"
Chelton; "then I must starve"
Psych; "ok, um , you know you'll die if you don't have feeds?"
Chelton; "yes"
Psych; "ok, she's competent. We don't want her"
Chelton; "I will no longer take fluids and I am having a reaction to this saline iv"
Doctors; "that's not possible. that's not a reaction"
Chelton; "pls give ket"
Doctors; "nope"
Chelton; "then I shall die of thirst out of spite"
Psych; "I told you she's competent. If she doesn't want to drink, she doesn't have to. We're not admitting her, you admitted her so she's your problem"
Chelton; *dies*
You missed out the part where she was able to hum 'Amazing Grace' to her mom right before the final exit. That bit really was the cherry on the lie-cake for me. That sort of detail really sums up how Chelsea likes to think we see her.

ETA @OK_Cogitator thanks for the info, she said that phrase enough times that I figured she had to have picked it up from somewhere/someone official. I love the way they pepper their stories with med jargon to try and legitimise themselves and it always sounds so wrong in their mouths somehow.

edit: missed a word, what even is English anyway
 
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