Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

KF Cruiser,

Don't mind the haters. This is a safe space. You can reply to me.

Let's start with something simple...
Which Star Trek character do you relate to the most?

Is it Garak?
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I'm guessing Neelix. He was only around to save on the power consumption that the replicators would use. Otherwise he was useless. Using him for his knowledge on other cultures could have been done by other means and he was a terrible diplomat.
 
KF Cruiser,

Don't mind the haters. This is a safe space. You can reply to me.

Let's start with something simple...
Which Star Trek character do you relate to the most?

Is it Garak?
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The issue is that Star Trek features professional, disciplined people, traits Shane has literally never held in his entire life. Also no one in Star Trek is nearly fat enough. Shane would push the food replicator to its limit after a week onboard.
 
KF Cruiser,

Don't mind the haters. This is a safe space. You can reply to me.

Let's start with something simple...
Which Star Trek character do you relate to the most?

Is it Garak?
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I will not sit idly by while you besmirch the good character of @Elim Garak with these insinuations.

Well, okay, I will. But I'm not happy about it.
Garak did get fired from the Obsidian Order and exiled into irrelevance on "disability" though.

By his dad lol
 
Shane Nokes is a pedophile, we all know this.

But more importantly I think we need to make him acknowledge why he got fired from MS.

I guarantee it’s because he was trying to throw around his “credentials” and somebody called him out to corporate about it. A mall kiosk jockey pretending to be some elite M$ hacker would be terminated pretty quickly.
 
theguntinator said:
Horrible place for horrible people to tell each other how heckin valid and wholesome it is to be horrible.
I used to think this too but I actually like it now. Lot's of good stuff there, I feel you've fallen into the trap that you've claimed they are in when you say it's all the most disgusting thing you can imagine etc etc. I follow many different accounts relating to all types of varied stuff. Animal pics, news, politics, funny internet people, schizo posters, warhammer, thot pics, culture war, crazy videos, loads more besides. Telling trannies and niggers to neck themselves is at most only 20% of the reason I have an account there, probably less.
 
My brother in Christ @KF Cruiser just walk away or shuffle away like a fatty. Looking at this all day and trying to "own" the haydurs by posting pictures of your alpha male physique on Twitter is making it worse. It's not good for your already diminished mental health or that poor woman who is somehow still with you. Or keep doing what you've been doing, it's hilarious.
 
My brother in Christ @KF Cruiser just walk away or shuffle away like a fatty. Looking at this all day and trying to "own" the haydurs by posting pictures of your alpha male physique on Twitter is making it worse. It's not good for your already diminished mental health or that poor woman who is somehow still with you. Or keep doing what you've been doing, it's hilarious.
It’s not worth it to give this fat fuck advice. Shame is a grown ass man. He’s over 40. He’s been doing this shit for like 20 years, at least. He doesn’t have a life and he chooses to live that way. He’s a hardcore leftist because he’s a political simpleton who sees the world in black and white - my team good, other team bad! He will vote for any policy that gets him money for nothing, and mindlessly support any social cause that’s pushed down the leftist pipeline for people like him to parrot, no matter how ludicrous. He doesn’t want to work and it sounds like he sucks at working, based on getting fired from his Microsoft job. He doesn’t want to exercise, he doesn’t want to improve himself. He’s a Twitter addict and asshole who gets off on attacking people and having fights online, again a pattern of behavior for over 20 years. He’s a retard who can’t bring anything of substance to a conversation except ad hominem attacks, despite thinking of himself as a based atheist fedora lord. He mindlessly attacks religious people while having no deep intellectual or moral positions of his own. He’s obese and his body is de conditioned from years of neglect, and at his age he doesn’t have the fortitude to do the work to change that. He’s a shit partner that his first wife divorced, and won’t even defend his girlfriend when she’s mocked relentlessly because he doesn’t give a shit about her - only his online arguments. He makes up lies about himself constantly and shamefully to look cooler than he is, because he’s embarassed about the total lack of accomplishments in his life. He doesn’t have any friends in real life because he’s probably a shitty toxic person who drives people away.

Shame Porks is not capable of changing all these things, and he doesn’t want to. People are being nicer than he deserves giving Shame advice, but there’s no point. Just enjoy the lies of Washington’s most retarded unemployed cow.
 
Good Morning Shane. We have to have a talk son. Know we all know you are a fat faggot with butch tits who LARP's online as a successful, intellligent, courageous, confidant, attractive, healthy man; but the fact is you are NONE of those things. This is why you make replies to this thread on your twitter. Both because you are a useless, retarded, cowardly, insecure, ugly, bitch, but also because on your twitter you know you can say anything you want without pushback because you have no engagement on twitter.

In other words Shane, you are a fat, cowardly, blowhard with bitch tits.

Also, its now been 15 days since we've been mocking the Superior Intellect, and still no knock, bitch.
 
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We’ve discussed Shane’s obesity and pedophilia in great detail, but there’s something we’ve been shamefully neglecting - his balding.

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This picture was featured early in the thread, and yes Shame looks like a stinky autist retard with a huge bulging gut, short stubby legs, and surely no ass whatsoever. We’re talking Hank-Hill levels of no ass here. However, if we zoom in - ENHANCE:

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Oopsie doodles - we‘ve found a large bald spot on the very top of his head. Shame’s hair will surely begin falling out at an exponetial rate. He will look like a Benedictine monk.

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Wait, let me fix that.

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Also, here’s a new PNG for da memes with Shame’s meth-teeth.

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had some free time, and wanted to get over art-block. partially inspired by @I'm Just A Worm, i decided to do a character and background study of shane. pretty happy with how it turned out
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tried my best to draw him in a true and honest way, but it's a bit hard not to caricaturize a guy like our dear daddy cum cannon
 
Shame needs to realize the rest of the Internet isn't Twitter. He is conditioned to "winning" on Twitter by leaving a brain dead libshit copy pasta response and blocking. He is seething at the thought he can't block and report his detractors. You can't fight the Internet and "win". I think it was from the Count of Monte Cristo that best revenge is to live well.

I don't think Shane is capable of living well. He's a bitter angry fat fuck with impotent rage who is incapable of enjoying life. You can definitely live well on government gibs. The town I live in is full of tax dollar leeches who live well. As for the classical literature reference, it's not Star Trek or Marvel so I don't think Shane will get it.
 
Dunno why people are debating Shame's Trek character.

Dude's a Malon.
Nah he'd be a Pakled, one of these guys:

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Fat, not very smart, a little bit of native cunning but not enough to matter and willing to steal anything they can get in order to make themselves look better and stronger. Fits this guy perfectly.
 
had some free time, and wanted to get over art-block. partially inspired by @I'm Just A Worm, i decided to do a character and background study of shane. pretty happy with how it turned out
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tried my best to draw him in a true and honest way, but it's a bit hard not to caricaturize a guy like our dear daddy cum cannon
LOL this is fucking great, I didn’t know you drew @easy. Very nice job capturing the large fat deposits on his ribs, and bizarre posture.
 
He's Wesley Crusher. He pretends to be a brilliant Mary Sue lolcow, but he's actually the most insufferable character to grace the screen . . . or the Twitterverse.

I think he had a falling out with Wil Wheaton, and had to stalk his wife for a while.

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This endeavor to remind Wil indirectly (blocked?) that his birthday is May 19, and he has been missing Wil since 2018 (this tweet is from 2022) tragicially did not come to fruition.
There was to be no birthday bash of "the boys" (Wesley Crusher, Bill Gates, Shane Nokes, Master Chief) in 2022..... maybe 2023 is the year the gang gets back together?
 
I think he had a falling out with Wil Wheaton, and had to stalk his wife for a while.

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This endeavor to remind Wil indirectly (blocked?) that his birthday is May 19, and he has been missing Wil since 2018 (this tweet is from 2022) tragicially did not come to fruition.
There was to be no birthday bash of "the boys" (Wesley Crusher, Bill Gates, Shane Nokes, Master Chief) in 2022..... maybe 2023 is the year the gang gets back together?
It would only be fair. After all, Master Chief is directly modelled after him, and Cortana is based on something he hack-doodled during lunchbreak. Alas, the time wasn't right for strong AI yet, but it did give us blue hologram tiddies.
Shane Nokes. WHAT A GUY
 
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