Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

Mayhem said:
Was this video supposed to be funny? Because it’s hilarious! Y’all are some funny cunts. :heart-full:

I swear either this chick is retarded or she almost laughed a couple of times, too.
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I think she may be a munchie too, but I haven't done a deep dive yet. Our new favorite orbiter, Bexonic, claims hEDS, gallbladder & kidney issues (which is probably just the ever-so-RARE!!! kidney stones and gallstones), MCAS, diabetes, hypoxia, hypokalemia, ADHD and eating her twin in the womb. Do we have another munch on our hands, gorls? :thinking:
 
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( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ) said:
I think she may be a munchie too, but I haven't done a deep dive yet. Our new favorite orbiter, Bexonic, claims hEDS, gallbladder & kidney issues (which is probably just the ever-so-RARE!!! kidney stones and gallstones), MCAS, diabetes, hypoxia, hypokalemia, ADHD and eating her twin in the womb. Do we have another munch on our hands, gorls? :thinking:
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The part about eating her twin makes me immediately think of Vic, god I hope she keeps being an orbiter, we're being spoiled with them.
 
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( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ) said:
I think she may be a munchie too, but I haven't done a deep dive yet. Our new favorite orbiter, Bexonic, claims hEDS, gallbladder & kidney issues (which is probably just the ever-so-RARE!!! kidney stones and gallstones), MCAS, diabetes, hypoxia, hypokalemia, ADHD and eating her twin in the womb. Do we have another munch on our hands, gorls? :thinking:
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Also bipolar and something about her previously being a cheerleader/dancer so she fits the profile. I can't believe she doesn't have POTS. MCAS/hEDS/POTS is the holy trifecta of Munchausen's.
 
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Mayhem said:
Was this video supposed to be funny? Because it’s hilarious! Y’all are some funny cunts. :heart-full:

I swear either this chick is retarded or she almost laughed a couple of times, too.
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Right??? You beat me to it.
Maybe it's supposed to be a "scornful guffaw", but it looks more like crazed duper's delight. I'm not a big microexpressions guy, but this is pretty much her face the entire video... not so micro. smile2.PNG
Her face when she said "They even did a meme."
Ma'am you are smiling.

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( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ) said:
Chelsea Lacey posted her first reel to instagram! (Chelton has posted many a reel before)
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Her sense of loss is palpable in the extreme. Looking more and more likely that Chelsea isn't dead. That, or her sister is just as crazy as she is. But if that were the case, surely we would have seen much more of her insanity in the previous months and years.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
Her sense of loss is palpable in the extreme. Looking more and more likely that Chelsea isn't dead. That, or her sister is just as crazy as she is. But if that were the case, surely we would have seen much more of her insanity in the previous months and years.
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I thought Lacey was a certified disaster in her own right, long before Chelsea's woes?
 
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bliblblblbbllb said:
Her face when she said "They even did a meme."
Ma'am you are smiling.
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There is nothing that anyone could ever say or do that would convince me that this bitch wasn't laughing at @Simon 's "Ray Charlesing" post.

You can tell she's super seriously mad because she's shaking her head up down and all around like she's telling a Starbucks employee that she's going to have them fired because they put too much ice in her caramel macchiato.

Lady, Chelton isn't going to fuck you.
 
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Hey "Lacey," did you forget the part where you're supposed to expose the evil entities that were really behind Chelsea's mistreatment or whatever? I'm pretty sure you were supposed to have posted an exposé by now.

ETA: This loser was definitely laughing. I took a few screengrabs. I also looked through a few more of her TikToks where she's talking and she doesn't normally do all that weird stuff with her mouth, keep trying to bite her lip, cover her mouth with her hands, or have unsynchronized blinking. She was 100% trying to hide her smile.

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I’m sorry this obituary is too good to hide on links, it needs to be posted here:

Chelsea Lawrence Obituary, Death – We are deeply saddened to notify you of Chelsea Lawrence’s passing; she was a beautiful person, an outstanding advocate, and a very helpful volunteer. We are sorry to inform you of her passing. We are devastated to inform you of her demise, and our hearts go out to you. We are forced to tell you the tragic news that she has died away, and it is with a sad heart that we do so. It is with a heavy heart that we have to break the terrible news to you that she has passed away, but we have no choice in the matter.


It is required upon each and every one of us to make the effort to take something from her life and use it as a model for our own, whether that means speaking for ourselves and others or treating others with love and compassion. We have an obligation to do this. It is required of us on a moral level to act in this manner. We can’t wait till our next gathering with you, Chelsea, so that we may have even more fun and laughs together. We are counting down the days until our next get-together. Bonnie Sica, President Mast Cell Hope

Because Chelsea assisted us in both of these projects, we have been able to see substantial growth in both our TikTok account and our Link Tree. In addition to that, she assisted us in the planning and organization of our Twelve Days of Giving event in some fashion. As she was a friend of mine, we always looked forward to seeing her, and we recall how much I looked forward to our moments together because of how much I looked forward to seeing her. I was surprised to find that I was looking forward to the times when we all got together.
 
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chantalisfat said:
Hey "Lacey," did you forget the part where you're supposed to expose the evil entities that were really behind Chelsea's mistreatment or whatever? I'm pretty sure you were supposed to have posted an exposé by now.

ETA: This loser was definitely laughing. I took a few screengrabs. I also looked through a few more of her TikToks where she's talking and she doesn't normally do all that weird stuff with her mouth, keep trying to bite her lip, cover her mouth with her hands, or have unsynchronized blinking. She was 100% trying to hide her smile.

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Come join us, Bex. You know you want to.
 
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Oh goddamn, Jimmy Dean Bowl got all the attention.
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Which really makes me hope that Polissa-- who is constantly on TikTok these days-- continues her tradition of inserting herself into any online drama that mentions the Farms. Who doesn't love a good cow crossover?

Chelsea's TikTok friend should be more inclusive next time. Does she think shitposts grow on trees? I feel as invisible as a chronic illness warrior with no access to appropriate pain management :sigh:
 
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chantalisfat said:
Hey "Lacey," did you forget the part where you're supposed to expose the evil entities that were really behind Chelsea's mistreatment or whatever? I'm pretty sure you were supposed to have posted an exposé by now.

ETA: This loser was definitely laughing. I took a few screengrabs. I also looked through a few more of her TikToks where she's talking and she doesn't normally do all that weird stuff with her mouth, keep trying to bite her lip, cover her mouth with her hands, or have unsynchronized blinking. She was 100% trying to hide her smile.

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Honestly, who doesn't enjoy a good blingee edit!

But I would love to know who sent her the link...and for Lacey to do a face reveal. :P

and lol at gallbladder issues, just remove it stupid. It's like a step above saying you have appendix issues lmao
 
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