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Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
Meanwhile, for all of Gaston's positive traits, he's still ultimately an incel.

With a bunch of girls eager to jump in his lap and ride him, he goes for Belle?!

Any sane person would just cut their losses and go for one of those.
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He's a narcissist. And it's a small town. He can't be banging triplets in the woods when Belle is there, and the gossip would reach everyone in town tarnishing his image. He believes he deserves Belle. And unlike an incel, he has the physical capabilities and skills to back it up.

Which is why Belle is a confusing character for me. Isn't she keeping the house for her Father all the time? While he's doing experiments? Who's drawing water? Whos preparing the food? It almost seems like a modern girl if she was dropped into a town in 1780, hoping to swipe on Tinder to find some billionaire husband to take her away from her life.
 
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870EVO said:
He's a narcissist. And it's a small town. He can't be banging triplets in the woods when Belle is there, and the gossip would reach everyone in town tarnishing his image. He believes he deserves Belle. And unlike an incel, he has the physical capabilities and skills to back it up.

Which is why Belle is a confusing character for me. Isn't she keeping the house for her Father all the time? While he's doing experiments? Who's drawing water? Whos preparing the food? It almost seems like a modern girl if she was dropped into a town in 1780, hoping to swipe on Tinder to find some billionaire husband to take her away from her life.
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Also isn't it set a few years before the French Revolution meaning that the Prince is about to get executed by the Townsfolk and the Castle turned into a Museum / Tourist attraction (after being looted of course).
 
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Disney sprinkles some fairy dust on the Hyundai Ioniq 5​

Hyundai Motor America has revealed a concept in partnership with Disney to commemorate 100 years of animation and magic.

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7 April 2023, 4:30am
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Hyundai has revealed a special Ioniq 5 that’s fit for a Disney Princess, celebrating 100 years of the entertainment company.

The D100 Platinum Edition Ioniq 5 is filled with Disney-inspired design elements.

Usually when a manufacturer reveals a concept it will never see the production line, however the D100 Platinum Edition will go on sale in limited numbers later this year according to the manufacturer.

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It’s finished in Gravity Gold Matte paint and wears Mickey Mouse-inspired wheels, Disney100 Platinum Edition badging, as well as “lamp screens” that cast sparkle animations on the headlights and tail lights.

Hyundai has customised the start-up sequence inside the car to feature iconic Disney music, with the Disney100 logo and a pixie dust animation appearing on its 12.3-inch infotainment display.

The Disney100 logo is embossed into the front seat headrests, centre console and floor mats, with other Disney-inspired accents on the doors.

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An etched moon-roof features with a “touch of pixie dust”, and has a synchronised light show.

It’s not clear what the production vehicle will look like as Hyundai has said that there may be some changes between the concept and the production model.

“This is the first time that Disney has opened the doors to their design studio and granted access to Disney’s iconic characters for an artistic collaboration with an automaker,” said Angela Zepeda, chief marketing officer for Hyundai Motor America.

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The vehicle is set to go on sale in the US later this year with a limited production run.

Hyundai says it will release more information throughout the year in the lead up to production.

The carmaker announced its partnership with Disney earlier this year with a one-minute commercial at the 95th Academy Awards to commemorate Disney’s 100th year anniversary.

The clip teased there may be more coming from the partnership later this year.

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Coming soon to a Disney Adult TikTok or YouTube channel near you.
 
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870EVO said:
I would run from people with giant Disney Tattoos, or just giant pop culture Tattoos in general. I tried to post the better looking ones. I would sue the fuck out of the Tattoo Parlor, after seeing some of the Disney Tattoos I came across.
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I'm actually surprised Disney isn't suing the artists who do this tattoos. They went after a daycare that had Snow White(?) painted on their wall and wouldn't let parents put Spiderman on their child's tombstone. You'd think they'd be all over tattoo artists profiting off their IPs.
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This is every possible level of fucked up. Any sexual tattoo is bad in my book. Not only is this an explicit sexual tattoo of a popular IP, but it's also incest. That's Ariel's father, right? This is some straight up Sweet Home Alabama shit.
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OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I forgot those existed!
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There's some serious talent involved in making those things. They look cool.
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What bothers me most about this shirt is they couldn't pick a theme or pattern for the words. It would be so much better if it said:

Powerful
Heroic
Courageous
Strong
Protective
Bold
or
Power
Heroism
Courage
Strength
Protection
Boldness

This is just word salad.
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At least it's Barbie and not an actual good brand. Barbie's the boring doll brand that's perfect for slapping branding onto.
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Crybaby Xianghua said:
It's like at comic book and video game conventions. People who can afford to travel, just somehow, know jack and shit about good manners, let alone good hygiene. I wonder how many of these Disney Adults abuse tardbux, despite being high functioning enough to get a job?
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I don't know if they can really "afford to" or just "do" and screw the consequences. Some have medicaid, some have welfare of other types, others just take on consumer debt and figure they'll declare bankruptcy if it gets inconvenient.
It's a fact that some people see paying back debt as optional, others actually look on doing so with disdain. We shouldn't pretend those individuals don't exist, and why wouldn't they want to go to Disney?
 
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