Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rubber Plant]

The saliva on his mouth is so disgusting, it looks like he is ready to inhale that red juicy meat despite all the shortcomings.

I could not stop staring at it. fucking gross.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

jack reviewed john wick 4

No one's saving you a seat, Jagoff. Except Tranny and maybe Bennie Sears down in the wheelchair section

 

[ZipDisk]

Fat, bald, short-tempered cripple wearing an iWatch makes wife do the cooking while medium size dog looks on.

I found this by accident because I didn't know what the fuck eggs ala russ was.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

jack reviewed john wick 4

Man, his speech sounds like he's got neurological symptoms from the four (4) strokes he's had. He dropped a definite article here and there; he also has mildly impaired articulation, especially around bilabial plosives (/b/, /p/) and nasals (/m/, /n/). I'm also guessing there's mild aphasia (a.k.a. dysphasia), as fucking with your brain puts words out of reach, but I don't know if he's got it for sure.

 

[Tiresome]

Man, his speech sounds like he's got neurological symptoms from the four (4) strokes he's had. He dropped a definite article here and there; he also has mildly impaired articulation, especially around bilabial plosives (/b/, /p/) and nasals (/m/, /n/). I'm also guessing there's mild aphasia (a.k.a. dysphasia), as fucking with your brain puts words out of reach, but I don't know if he's got it for sure.

Whatever's left inside Jack's cranium has got to be a lot like a fire sale in a Goodwill.

Fat, bald, short-tempered cripple wearing an iWatch makes wife do the cooking while medium size dog looks on.

Thanks for this, I'm kind of fascinated that there's such a close takeoff on Jack. Thank god it seems to be mostly the pleasant lady's show, despite how the obnoxious Jacklet tries to dominate the episode with his boring history of eggs under salad dressing.

 

[ZipDisk]

Vincenzo is great, I've learned a couple tricks from his videos that are surprisingly obvious and made me feel incredibly stupid. So Simple!

I love how he is coming in cold, and immediately notes the shit thumbnail skill Jack has.

I'm a little surprised he chastised Jack for skimping on the oil, the only time I have ever seen someone chastise Jack for being modest.

I also hate the straight in pan pasta bullshit. It's just not right.

BOIL YOUR FUGGIN PASTA

He's hitting Jack by the numbers. Even not knowing that Jack stole the recipe, he gets mad that jack did not source where he learned this.

The contrast on Jack hog plating the shavings, and Vincenzo gently grating parmesan into pasta is an INSANE contrast. Slop vs Cuisine.

I'm not surprised that Jack does not recognize that there are no "good guys" in the John Wick franchise. None at all. They're all Monsters, and John Wick is envied and hated for being the best monster.

The series went off the fucking rails with 3, and 4 is just more of 3. Wacky shit instead of professionalism. NO PENCILS!

The one thing I wanted from 3 was for the N.B. Adjucator to eat a shotgun blast to the face, and instead we got the lame finger amputation and betrayal.

John Wick 4 was a fucking waste. But it pandered to Jack, so it Gud.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

 

[charlesdickens]

Isn't Jack's content considered media? Is he admitting that he hates himself finally?

I couldn't get through the Vicenzo video. I think react content is largely garbage, but I am all for people legitimately in the food industry in one way or another shitting on Jack.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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Says the stroked out moron after undoubtedly consuming media that was packaged to incite retards with his type of political persuasion.

 

[ZipDisk]

I strongly suggest just watching a Vincenzo video on him cooking a dish you like, he's very welcoming to the viewer and always clearly explains what he is doing.

Teaching rather than presenting.

 

[Tiresome]

Says the stroked out moron after undoubtedly consuming media that was packaged to incite retards with his type of political persuasion.

Love it, the angrier Jack gets over the plights of his orange god, the sooner that finally fatal stroke will arrive. Rage, fat boy, rage. Pop that last working blood vessel.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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I hate it when I agree with Jack, and I'd probably hate his retarded reasoning even more.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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I bet he doesn't feel this way about NewsMax, OAN and Fox News

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Naw, keeping fish is too much work for Jack. Even before the mobility loss I struggle to imagine him doing water tests, water changes, substrate cleaning, tank scrubbing, and whatever else goes into responsible aquarium keeping.

I am genuinely shocked HOPE isn't already sausage shaped. I'm sure with time and Jack spilling food that will change.

But they can be very rewarding (something that Jackypoo doesn’t understand because she’s a bratty baby I want it now Mommywife give me meat now now now)

https://youtu.be/xut0YAvE8eQ

This guy’s fish tank Channel is more successful than Jack. It’s not surprising given that the guy appears to be a compassionate and caring human.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Naw, keeping fish is too much work for Jack. Even before the mobility loss I struggle to imagine him doing water tests, water changes, substrate cleaning, tank scrubbing, and whatever else goes into responsible aquarium keeping.

I am genuinely shocked HOPE isn't already sausage shaped. I'm sure with time and Jack spilling food that will change.

Could jack keep a marimo ball? They're a little species of algae that clumps together, making it ball-shaped. They're supposedly hard to kill.

You just keep it in a thing of water, in the sunlight.

 

[stets]

Could jack keep a marimo ball? They're a little species of algae that clumps together, making it ball-shaped. They're supposedly hard to kill.

You just keep it in a thing of water, in the sunlight.

Wouldn't work. Jack would get hungry and eat it.

In my mind, this confirms my speculation that Jack has been investing in dumb meme stonx that he reads about online. The Dow and S&P 500 is essentially flat for the past two years. There's no reasonable explanation for having Jack's loses other than making idiotic investments.

Edit: Based Rob supplies basic, sound investment advice that's applicable to every middle class investor. Jack responds with sunk cost fallacy about how he's invested in junk for the long haul.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Wouldn't work. Jack would get hungry and eat it.

But it looks like a vegetable! I know you're right, but he wouldn't eat his greens before, so why would he start now?

 

[stets]

But it looks like a vegetable! I know you're right, but he wouldn't eat his greens before, so why would he start now?

You see a vegetable, but Jack sees a tasty moldy cheese ball.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Jagoff English is not gud.

But I'm guessing he's pissed about the whole Trump debacle.

Could jack keep a marimo ball? They're a little species of algae that clumps together, making it ball-shaped. They're supposedly hard to kill.

You just keep it in a thing of water, in the sunlight.

Gotta be careful with those things as zebra mussels have infected a lot of them and if they wind up in the water system can cause a lot of havoc.

Based Rob supplies basic, sound investment advice that's applicable to every middle class investor. Jack responds with sunk cost fallacy about how he's invested in junk for the long haul.

Jagoff is responding like every investor did back in the 90's when "Boom, Bust and Echo" was a bestseller. Yes the stock market will always grow but there will be times it's very volatile and you'll be up one day and down the next. It's great when you're young and are starting out but the older you get you want to move away from things like equity and into more stable investments. The return is less but the chance of losing your shirt is almost gone.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Edit: Based Rob supplies basic, sound investment advice that's applicable to every middle class investor. Jack responds with sunk cost fallacy about how he's invested in junk for the long haul.

CMGI's going to bounce back any second now, just you watch. Same with Pets.com and Webvan!

He seems like the kind of person that would fall for that Iraqi dinar scam several years back.