I thought it was at least nominally so you could do your girl in both holes at the same time? They just give up and admit its for broke dick weirdos?
It's probably the milk, eggs, and vodka concoction from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" .
Don't let these prudes lead you astray, just because broke dick faggots need it, and it wears your wife's holes out to prep for the family pet doesn't mean that's what it's for! The prudes don't want you to know it's for the illustrious ballgasm, a feeling so great you would piss your life away for it!
He's getting closer to looking like DSP every day. They both have the same balding pattern at the widow's peak and they both think they're hot shit.
She saw my comb over…
Damn he hit the wall like a freight train! Milk carton depleted! This old man cooms only dust. Balding and milkless! Sad situation! A younger more attractive man will soon replace him!
This gluttonous pig can't wait until after the stream to eat like it's from a trough, then leave disgusting food particles in his beard like a slob?
They literally advertise it as "your second dick that never goes soft." The marketing is obvious. The Balldo is the "I'm proud to be a cuck" of sex toys, except in this case "I'm proud to be an impotent whiskey-dicked jackass." Why anyone would boast about having one of these is beyond me.
Nick ReKeffals looks like an impotent version of Julian from Trailer Park Boys sipping soy sauce and squirt.
Still out of his league tho. You couldn't even airbrush Nick to make him look hot.
DSP looks way healthier.
I think we all have that obnoxious relative that lets themselves be blinded by their ideology and wants to argue because of it. It can be tiring.
Somehow, Drunkieta felt just ignoring possibly the most important legal event of the year was okay, and thinks he can now reclaim that by giving his stale, lukewarm, out of date takes days later.
